Why do people have kids?

[GimpyIntellect]

I'm curious about this.

Is it for the tax breaks? Maybe to have someone mow the lawn?

It seems like they would be a nuisance otherwise. Killer for your sex life. Expensive, etc.

I know, I know, your kids are great...blah blah blah...you wouldn't change anything. But why did you have them initially is the question...

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Because Chik-fil-a helped diminish PlannedParenthood funding?

No, no - What is "She didn't want a transvaginalultrasound!"

Wait - It is in the tip of my tongue - I got it - "All sperm is sacred - and if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate!!!!"

Did I win?

 

[adrina]

Because people like to get laid. At least for about half of those pregnancies.

Because they think they're supposed to.

And some people genuinely want the rugrats.

 

[Pookie]

They're like puppies, until they're not.

 

[silver gurl]

For a majority of women, we love babies.

 

[yossi]

.....

 

[hznh]

Because human meat is more tender when it's young?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

For a majority of women, we love babies.

Why??

 

[Hard_Rom]

So you can fuck with their young minds. And when they have kids of their own you can spoil them rotten and then send them back to their parents while you smile evilly.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

So you can fuck with their young minds. And when they have kids of their own you can spoil them rotten and then send them back to their parents while you smile evilly.

So, in 30 years or so it'll turn out to be worth it?

Pass.

I'd rather watch my baseball cards mature.

 

[silver gurl]

Why??

Because they have that sweet baby smell. Unless they poop

So you can fuck with their young minds. And when they have kids of their own you can spoil them rotten and then send them back to their parents while you smile evilly.

I can't wait to be a grandma!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Because they have that sweet baby smell. Unless they poop

Can you order non-pooping kids?

 

[yossi]

.....

 

[JinSun]

Having and raising a child gives purpose to an otherwise purposeless life. It's not for everyone of course.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

They might implode instead. Grenade babies.

This could be our way in fighting ISIS...

Exploding babies!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I can't even imagine my life without my kids.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I can't even imagine my life without my kids.

I know, I know, your kids are great...blah blah blah...you wouldn't change anything. But why did you have them initially is the question...

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I know, I know, your kids are great...blah blah blah...you wouldn't change anything. But why did you have them initially is the question...

Because I had unprotected sex. Neither were planned, although I did always know I'd have kids. And yeah, they are fucking amazing kids.

 

[AnAmericanDarling]

I don't get why people have babies either. I'm 30 years old and have no interest in being a mother - I'll live without the drama, thank you very much and appreciate my freedom.

I also don't get the fascination with babies. I've never found them particularly cute or fawned over them - they're not so cute once they shit in their diapers!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I don't get why people have babies either. I'm 30 years old and have no interest in being a mother - I'll live without the drama, thank you very much and appreciate my freedom.

I also don't get the fascination with babies. I've never found them particularly cute or fawned over them - they're not so cute once they shit in their diapers!

Well, hello there.

I'm Gimpy.

 

[Hypoxia]

Why? Biology.

People are wired to fuck.
Those who don't fuck are out of the game.
Those who do fuck, get kids, whether intended or not.
Some kids are deliberate, some are accidental.
Some are worth keeping, some aren't.
Same as their parents.

 

[Disgustipated]

Well, hello there.

I'm Gimpy.

You realize that's a St. Peter alt, right?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You realize that's a St. Peter alt, right?

Is it? Too bad, some of the threads they started had me excited!

 

[chillywilly2]

We thought about it a lot before we decided we would. It was fun along the way and worked out fine. Main reason was we needed something other than work to do for 20 years or so so we raised a couple kids. It was fun.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

We thought about it a lot before we decided we would. It was fun along the way and worked out fine. Main reason was we needed something other than work to do for 20 years or so so we raised a couple kids. It was fun.

Thanks for the response, Chillywilly. I think you're the only person here that actually planned their kids.

Good job not producing any serial killers.