My Throwaway Thread

[Lunation]

I'm sitting here, bored. And I was thinking of starting my own thread. You know, the kind of thread the OP hangs out in and bumps constantly and all their friends come to.

But then I realized, who am I kidding? I never stick to my threads. I can't commit to one thread like that. It's just not in my nature.

So who wants to use this thread with me for an afternoon and then throw it away and forget it ever existed?

Don't worry. It knows what this is.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Not me

 

[PapaRomantic]

After your spelling performance the other night, I will be your friend forever. Such a display of sustained genius.......

 

[Lunation]

Not me

Alright.

Well, I hate to deliver bad news, but if your goal is to *not* hang out in this thread with me, you're off to a poor start.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Sorry, I can't do that. I was brought up to not be wastefull. Grandpa saved his aluminum foil, string, and rubber bands in large balls. He used his cigar cans and glass baby bottles for used bent nails and old bolts.
Us kids wore hand me down clothes and put cardboard in our shoes when they got holes.
Don't be wasteful. Use this thread until it's worn out then use it some more. You can do it if you just try.








Shit I'm bored. Delete this crap.

 

[Lunation]

After your spelling performance the other night, I will be your friend forever. Such a display of sustained genius.......

I have no idea what you're talking about.

But you know what? I just need to learn to take the damn compliment sometimes.

It *was* genius, wasn't it?

 

[PapaRomantic]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

But you know what? I just need to learn to take the damn compliment sometimes.

It *was* genius, wasn't it?

I mean I laugh at the contents of some of the threads, but to laugh when I saw the word brilliantly spelled out on the playground lead page....it was skill, my brother!

 

[Lunation]

Sorry, I can't do that. I was brought up to not be wastefull. Grandpa saved his aluminum foil, string, and rubber bands in large balls. He used his cigar cans and glass baby bottles for used bent nails and old bolts.
Us kids wore hand me down clothes and put cardboard in our shoes when they got holes.
Don't be wasteful. Use this thread until it's worn out then use it some more. You can do it if you just try.








Shit I'm bored. Delete this crap.

Just because you save things doesn't mean you're not wasteful. You're just as liable to be creating a pile of clutter the emergency workers will have to wade through to be able to get to your body, trapped under old issues of time magazine, half consumed by the house cat that had once been your sole companion.

Or so my landlord keeps telling me when he accuses me of being a horder.

But those magazines will be worth something, damnit!

 

[Lunation]

I mean I laugh at the contents of some of the threads, but to laugh when I saw the word brilliantly spelled out on the playground lead page....it was skill, my brother!

Oh! The night of the cunt alphabet!

Yes. That was my finest moment. Thank you. Let us bask in this.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

[Lunation]

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Do go on.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Do go on.

But that's about it...

 

[Lunation]

But that's about it...

That can't be it, man!

I need my shrimp fix!

I got the shakes!

 

[beachbaby179]

So this is a one-night thread? Will there be a walk of shame in the morning?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

That can't be it, man!

I need my shrimp fix!

I got the shakes!

That's about it

 

[Lunation]

So this is a one-night thread? Will there be a walk of shame in the morning?

Oh, no. You post in this thread with pride. Then brag to all your dude-bro friends and get high fived.

 

[Lunation]

That's about it

I NEED MY SHRIMP!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Popeyes also sell butterfly shrimp.

My fondest memories of shrimp were the weekends we camped right next to the sea wall south of Daytona at a small RV park. Not far from us were a few old fisherman who went shrimping daily. They'd dehead and freeze so many large shrimp they ran out of freezer space.
My wife, being wise beyond her age, was wearing a tiny bikini with a size small top. She is far from a small top size. When she walked over, bent over, to ask about buying some fresh not yet frozen large shrimp they gave her several large bags of those deheaded large shrimp.
She cooked those large shrimp and we ate them while drinking cheap domestic beer next to the seawall while watching other old fishermen shrimping.

I still remember that weekend yet still have this question.
How can shrimp be called large and still be described as shrimp?

Please save this thread for future reference. Us hoarders like to save everything we can. Or are we antique archeologists?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I NEED MY SHRIMP!

I've given many options!

 

[hotoldrguy]

That's about it

guess he does not know about Bubba Shrimp...

 

[beachbaby179]

Oh, no. You post in this thread with pride. Then brag to all your dude-bro friends and get high fived.

Oh. Then I'm out. Because *peeks down my shirt to make sure*...nope. pretty sure I'm not a dude-bro.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh. Then I'm out. Because *peeks down my shirt to make sure*...nope. pretty sure I'm not a dude-bro.

you are definitely not a dude bro!!!!

 

[Bjerget]

I'm sitting here, bored. And I was thinking of starting my own thread. You know, the kind of thread the OP hangs out in and bumps constantly and all their friends come to.

But then I realized, who am I kidding? I never stick to my threads. I can't commit to one thread like that. It's just not in my nature.

So who wants to use this thread with me for an afternoon and then throw it away and forget it ever existed?

Don't worry. It knows what this is.

Oh another thread hangout! It's my lucky day! *dances in here too*

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

So this is a one-night thread? Will there be a walk of shame in the morning?

Every since I joined Literotica my wife and I hang our heads and walk in shame. Yet like Salmon swimming up stream, we cum back as often as we can to help fertilize other posts.

guess he does not know about Bubba Shrimp...

We've had shrimp at Bubba Gump's place in New Orleans near the French Mct and in Key West on Duval St. Dead shrimp is good even here at Popeyes in the midwest.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh another thread hangout! It's my lucky day! *dances in here too*

Is there music playing?