Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[AnAngelReally]

Will these lips ever smile?

It's so sad to see a beautiful woman pout... until you realize that she's playing you.

 

[loquere]

Do you want me to play with you?

Yes please.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I'm not much of a conversionalist.

Cat got your tongue? A shot or three of tequila would help.

 

[loquere]

Tongue my ass

Deal, I'll go deep.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Deal, I'll *bleep bleep bleep*.

Wow. When you get bleeped by the censors on Lit . . . that's gotta be bad.

 

[loquere]

Wow your boobs are bigger than mine.

I'm big and I'm proud.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm a Tigger and I'm loud.

I like bouncy people but .. . . loud in bed or just in general? In bed I like, in general, not so much.

 

[loquere]

Let's role play tonight, I bought this Generals uniform for you to wear. I'll dress up as a private, don't ask don't tell right.

This is very unusual.

 

[MagicaPractica]

This sounds too mundane.

Wizard robes instead? Oh, I know! Steampunk!

 

[loquere]

I killed a Wizard once.

Like in real life?

 

[MagicaPractica]

In real life?

Yes. But he was evil so . . . . ya know.

 

[loquere]

Do you know?

No, do you know?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Do you know how to yodel?

Unfortunately, yes, but I refuse to do Julie Andrews imitations in the bedroom anymore.

 

[loquere]

I hate Julie Andrews.

Your awful.

 

[MagicaPractica]

You're Cruella.

No, I refuse to play her in the bedroom too.

 

[loquere]

No, I refuse to pay.

Well that's called stealing, and it's not like we can return the meal.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Well that's called feeling, and it's not something we men can handle.

Then life is going to be a bumpy ride.

 

[RubiDia]

His wife won't let him call a ride.

Left it in your pocket again?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Calling it a rocket again?

Quite the braggart, aren't you?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Quite the bargain hunter, aren't you?

Actually, no. I'm kinda a spendthrift. That's why I need my writing to start paying off . . . BIG.

 

[loquere]

Actually, yes I'm ready.

Okay then, let's get started. Hold the rabit so it can't get away.

 

[MagicaPractica]

You've gotta hold the Rabbit so it can't get away.

You do understand it just vibrates, it's not actually alive . . . right?

 

[loquere]

Don't be confused.

I'm not, I'm proud as fuck.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I'm not, I'm loud when I get fucked.

It's a good thing to express your feelings.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It's a relief to know you don't think what I'm doing is too weird.

Maybe if you took the gag out of his mouth you'd get a more honest answer. . . .