Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[AnAngelReally]

Me too, but I don't have much to say about it.

What happens at 30,000 feet inevitably returns to the ground.

 

[AnAngelReally]

What happens at the end of a 30 foot pole stays there, thankfully.

How much wood would a nympho suck?

Anyone else playing?

 

[AnAngelReally]

How much wool would an experienced woman card?

The best plans of mice get disrupted by the hungry cat.

 

[loquere]

My cat is thirsty.

Well lets quench her thirst.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Well lets drench her first before we scrub her down.

Oh, man, did she get hit by a skunk? It happens. Poor cat.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Oh man, did she get hit by that spunk? Her poor pussy got none.

Ah the money shot, who said that the romance was lost?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Ah the money she got, at least her time wasn't lost?

She can always find her way with a decent GPS.

 

[MagicaPractica]

She can always get away with it if he's a recent CPA.

I'll do my taxes myself, thanks.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I'll do my flexes myself, thanks.

By far, my preferred exercices are the Kegel. "Look, Ma! No hands!"

 

[MagicaPractica]

"Look, Ma! No teeth!"

Ewww, that's what playing hockey will get you. Please put the dentures back in.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Ewww, that's what doing the hokey pokey will get you. Please, get your dignity back.

Speaking of dignity... White shoes after Labor Day? Sheesh!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Speaking of deforestation . . . is it after Arbor Day yet? Sheesh!

Got some wood you need cut down? Let me get my chainsaw!

 

[AnAngelReally]

Get all the wood you can swallow? Let me get my kneepads!

I favor raspberry flavored water based lube, but a woman's cream is even better.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I blow a raspberry in your general direction!

That's it, we dual at dawn! Light sabers or water pistols?

 

[loquere]

That's it, we fuck at dawn! Strapon or corn on the cob?

Corn on the cob, that's how I roll.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Blown in the burb, that's how I roll.

Rock'n roll, that is. It's the only way to go!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Tuck'n roll, that's the only way to go!

Well, if you're going to jump out of a moving car just to avoid a serious discussion, I suppose that would be good advice.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Well, if you're going to thump my head just for having a devious mind, I suppose i'll pinch you back.

Your arm! I'll pinch your arm. Sheesh! What a pervert! Always thinking the best of me.

 

[MagicaPractica]

No need to twist my arm. Sheesh! What a mooch! Always drinking my whiskey.

Just call me Minnie the Mooch.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Just give Minnie a smooch.

Give her a stroke, a poke, a toke, whatever. She's easy.

 

[loquere]

Give her a nickel, whatever. She's easy.

That's offensive sir, I challenge you to a duel at noon.

 

[AnAngelReally]

That's seductive sir, I invite you to a lunch at noon.

I'm a cheap date. McDonalds or DQ will be fine.

 

[loquere]

I'f you buy me an icecream at DQ I'll kick in the balls.

Why would I want that?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Why would I deny that?

Of course, a vegan would sneer at a banana split.

 

[loquere]

I invented the banana split.

Will these lies ever end?