I think there's a possum living in my garage

[Ms_Ann]

I haven't seen her. There was a dead baby possum by my car a couple weeks ago and I wondered where it came from. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye go in the side door but I thought I was just hallucinating.

I borrowed a live trap from one of my friends, who is in a wheelchair, to catch her. I have no idea what possums eat. I assume about anything.

But anyway...

 

[EternalFantasies]

Here's good advice:

Another thing you might want to take into consideration is that possums are scavengers. They eat anything. If a possum is in the road, chances are he's there looking for lunch. Therefore, it's best to catch them alive if at all possible and feed them corn for a few days to clean them out real good before eating them.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Here's good advice:

Another thing you might want to take into consideration is that possums are scavengers. They eat anything. If a possum is in the road, chances are he's there looking for lunch. Therefore, it's best to catch them alive if at all possible and feed them corn for a few days to clean them out real good before eating them.

I think that's shrimp...or mussels or something.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Everything will go for peanut butter on bread in a live trap.



Chicken bones from your last meal work well too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Canned cat food should work well, too . . .


since it smells like dead stuff.


Which is why the house monster gets dry food.


http://68.media.tumblr.com/88d5a21496b6358c17cfa6cd72668f8a/tumblr_n91g1olO5D1r9x3w6o1_500.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

Canned cat food should work well, too . . .


since it smells like dead stuff.


Which is why the house monster gets dry food.

Going with the cat food. 1 seafood and 1 chicken. Pop the top and I don't even have to touch it. I'll start with the seafood and if that works I'll have the chicken for dinner tomorrow.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Going with the cat food. 1 seafood and 1 chicken. Pop the top and I don't even have to touch it. I'll start with the seafood and if that works I'll have the chicken for dinner tomorrow.

Hey-Zeus-fucking Christo, do you want to trap it or turn it into a pet???


As the man says, they'll eat garbage!

 

[Ms_Ann]

Hey-Zeus-fucking Christo, do you want to trap it or turn it into a pet???


As the man says, they'll eat garbage!

It's living rent free in my garage kinda like I do in Rob's brain.

 

[clistenovena]

I have no idea what possums eat. I assume about anything.
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Canned cat food or crunchy kitty kibble. This, from unwelcomed experience, has worked when I needed to do such a similar thing as this.

Here's good advice:
Therefore, it's best to catch them alive if at all possible and feed them corn for a few days to clean them out real good before eating them.

Eww. Just eww!

Everything will go for peanut butter on bread in a live trap.

This, too, food-wise.

It's living rent free in my garage kinda like I do in Rob's brain.

Hahaha! God, I needed that laugh. Thanks.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Eww. Just eww!

Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm

 

[clistenovena]

Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm

I am scared to pieces to click that link. For real.

 

[EternalFantasies]

I am scared to pieces to click that link. For real.

It's only text.

 

[water505]

People often confuse Rob with possums.

 

[EternalFantasies]

People often confuse Rob with possums.

Is he Disgustipated as well?

 

[StewartPidd]

Hey-Zeus-fucking Christo, do you want to trap it or turn it into a pet???

As the man says, they'll eat garbage!

bro, you live in a condo.

 

[clistenovena]

It's only text.

THE POSSUM COOKBOOK?!?!

I knew I shouldn't have clicked that link!

 

[EternalFantasies]

THE POSSUM COOKBOOK?!?!

I knew I shouldn't have clicked that link!

..

 

[FL30]

I haven't seen her. There was a dead baby possum by my car a couple weeks ago and I wondered where it came from. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye go in the side door but I thought I was just hallucinating.

I borrowed a live trap from one of my friends, who is in a wheelchair, to catch her. I have no idea what possums eat. I assume about anything.

But anyway...

Possums are actually good to have around. They eat a lot of the insects that we as humans don't like; ticks, roaches, etc.

So don't kill it, get a wildlife rescuer to come and relocate it.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Possums are actually good to have around. They eat a lot of the insects that we as humans don't like; ticks, roaches, etc.

So don't kill it, get a wildlife rescuer to come and relocate it.

How about we relocate it to your garage.

 

[Ms_Ann]

 

[EternalFantasies]

Warning label: You may find an alt or two in there.

 

[GiaCat]

I have no idea what possums eat. I assume about anything.

But anyway...

I hear dingoes eat babies. Not sure about possums

 

[GiaCat]

Ya know, that possum could be an undocumented worker. Trump will come after him. Better declare your garage a Sanctuary garage.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have a few of those...




... on my scrap pile. A raccoon will rip them apart, so I've gone to a more substantial type of trap.

 

[water505]

Ya know, that possum could be an undocumented worker. Trump will come after him. Better declare your garage a Sanctuary garage.

Liberalspeak for "illegal alien."