If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[MsLead]

My guess is lots of hair gel and a cape

 

[papadoc19]

Alcoholic beverages and party supplies

 

[AKS]

Alcoholic beverages and party supplies

Fruit and veggies

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sandpaper of various grits, varnish, bristle brushes and wood paint cans.

 

[rbijon]

Sandpaper of various grits, varnish, bristle brushes and wood paint cans.

A new beserker sword

 

[julybaby04]

A new beserker sword

Eye patch

 

[Silentnerd]

Eye patch

Fireworks

 

[ForestFlame]

Fireworks

newspaper, packet of biscuits and a how to dodge work book

 

[calculated_risks761]

newspaper, packet of biscuits and a how to dodge work book

Implements for drawing and storage of blood.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Implements for drawing and storage of blood.

A calculator, a machete and an incontenance pad... well you just don't know what's around the corner

 

[ForestFlame]

A calculator, a machete and an incontenance pad... well you just don't know what's around the corner

dragon sticker book, woolly jumper and sean the sheep pj's

 

[_valkyrie_]

Hair dye, dental floss, garlic bread and cosmetics.

 

[ForestFlame]

Hair dye, dental floss, garlic bread and cosmetics.

shield, dagger, feather cleaner and bandages

 

[curvyangel1969]

shield, dagger, feather cleaner and bandages

Contouring pallet, hair dye and disposable blood bags

 

[Xerxes82]

Contouring pallet, hair dye and disposable blood bags

Fantastic bras

 

[ForestFlame]

Fantastic bras

jewellery cleaner, spare underwear, sandals and 300 condoms

 

[twisteroo]

jewellery cleaner, spare underwear, sandals and 300 condoms

5 Gallon bucket of anal lube.

 

[Xerxes82]

5 Gallon bucket of anal lube.

Two dozen eggs, some straw, a dog bed, a back pillow and a book. "How to hatch a family of your very own!"

 

[barefootgirl69]

Two dozen eggs, some straw, a dog bed, a back pillow and a book. "How to hatch a family of your very own!"

A bottle of Jack, a pack of pencils, and a bag of ice

 

[Xerxes82]

A bottle of Jack, a pack of pencils, and a bag of ice

Skin lotion, iced tea, and thank you cards.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Skin lotion, iced tea, and thank you cards.

Badger and Packer sweatshirts...and hopefully a very large flask

 

[Azuldrgon]

Badger and Packer sweatshirts...and hopefully a very large flask

rice, hoisin sauce, oyster sauce, proteins of some sort, tofu maybe and tea.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

rice, hoisin sauce, oyster sauce, proteins of some sort, tofu maybe and tea.

Dragon treats, pancake mix, and string.

 

[troubledone]

Dragon treats, pancake mix, and string.

knickers

 

[MsLead]

A tube of every new brand of toothpaste