Elijah and the priests of Baal - 1Kings 18.

[colddiesel]

Why was Elijah so cross with the 450 priests of Baal - was it just because they couldn't light a barbecue to cook a bull. Killing them all seems a bit over the top - I don't get the point of it?

 

[FGB]

Why was Elijah so cross with the 450 priests of Baal - was it just because they couldn't light a barbecue to cook a bull. Killing them all seems a bit over the top - I don't get the point of it?

Seriously?

Find out.

Who God is.

Who the Israelis are and why.

Who Elijah is

And you will know.

Fascinating story.

 

[JohnnySavage]

As an addendum: Why did Bambi's mother have to die?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She didn't care about the color of the pants of the man who shot her...



:nods:

 

[FGB]

As an addendum: Why did Bambi's mother have to die?

Backstrap!

 

[adrina]

Why was Elijah so cross with the 450 priests of Baal - was it just because they couldn't light a barbecue to cook a bull. Killing them all seems a bit over the top - I don't get the point of it?

Temper tantrums. God threw a lot of them back then. However he seems to have developed some emotional maturity as we haven't had any of that for a while.

 

[Saint Peter]

Temper tantrums. God threw a lot of them back then. However he seems to have developed some emotional maturity as we haven't had any of that for a while.

!!!

So true.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oops!

 

[phrodeau]

Why was Elijah so cross with the 450 priests of Baal - was it just because they couldn't light a barbecue to cook a bull. Killing them all seems a bit over the top - I don't get the point of it?

He had to wipe out the competition so they wouldn't reveal how he did his tricks.

 

[Rightguide]

!!!

So true.

Obviously, she missed her God Bernie's latest outburst.

 

[Saint Peter]

Obviously, she missed her God ManBaby's latest outburst.

I doubt that.

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/5953800ae92b943d5c5eefc9-1190-625/trump-tells-a-female-reporter-she-has-a-nice-smile-while-on-the-phone-to-the-irish-pm.jpg

 

[Pookie]

Temper tantrums. God threw a lot of them back then. However he seems to have developed some emotional maturity as we haven't had any of that for a while.

The toddler phase can seem like an eternity!

 

[colddiesel]

I doubt that.

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/5953800ae92b943d5c5eefc9-1190-625/trump-tells-a-female-reporter-she-has-a-nice-smile-while-on-the-phone-to-the-irish-pm.jpg

Hey St Pete. What's that prat doing in this thread ? Tho' old Elijah woulda known how to deal with the idiot.

 

[pointless]

at least he wasn't as bad as elisha. i mean, killing forty children because they made fun of you for being bald is a bit much.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hey St Pete. What's that prat doing in this thread ? Tho' old Elijah woulda known how to deal with the idiot.

I just tossed the fucker in here.

Sorry.

 

[Sean]

Seriously?

Find out.

Who God is. A fairy story for the weak of mind.

Who the Israelis are and why. A bunch of militaristic Nazis in the Middle East.

Who Elijah is He played Frodo in the LotR movies.

And you will know.

Fascinating story.

There you go.

 

[pointless]

he also played a mute cannibal driven mad by the fact that he lived in green screen nightmare.

 

[FGB]

There you go.

Come on Dude!

You are NOT that ignorant.

And you do people a disservice with those kind of answers...

 

[Ms_Ann]

Come on Dude!

You are NOT that ignorant.

And you do people a disservice with those kind of answers...

Sean is a drug addict that gets his jollies by abusing women. Burning in hell for eternity is too good for him. Too malicious?

 

[FGB]

Sean is a drug addict that gets his jollies by abusing women. Burning in hell for eternity is too good for him. Too malicious?

Makes me want to ask you to "Tell us what you REALLY think!"

 

[Ms_Ann]

Makes me want to ask you to "Tell us what you REALLY think!"

Broken filter.

 

[Saint Peter]

WWJD?

He would fly an avatar of a Litster's dead relative!

 

[pointless]

i was going to say die.

 

[Saint Peter]

I forgive you!

 

[Ms_Ann]

WWJD?

He would fly an avatar of a Litster's dead relative!

A GB legend, so it seems.