Dicks

*raises guilty hand*

I too, am not deluged with random dic pics. One, one in all my time on Lit. I was not even aware there was a fairly with such a purpose! :eek:

Note this is not an invitation, random dic pic senders. :p

No, it's not an invitation, it's a challenge. :cool:

GENTLEMEN, LOOSEN YOUR TROUSERS!


I never sent random dick pics but I was never shy about it either. I remember once posting something like, "I would sooner post my dick than my face." And Little Sister was like, "Alright bitch, let's see it."

Moral of the story: words have consequences.
 
I have never sent a dick pick. Never. But if I were to send one, you two would be on my list.

Wait....is that a compliment???? :confused: um....it's meant as a compliment...:confused:

Lit makes things complicated sometimes....:eek:

This is TOTALLY meant to be humorous

Hahahaha! I am so going to take this as a compliment!!!


Wait...that sounds weird. :p
 
No, it's not an invitation, it's a challenge. :cool:

GENTLEMEN, LOOSEN YOUR TROUSERS!


I never sent random dick pics but I was never shy about it either. I remember once posting something like, "I would sooner post my dick than my face." And Little Sister was like, "Alright bitch, let's see it."

Moral of the story: words have consequences.

:eek:

*rallies*

AND SEND RESULTING PICS TO LUNATION

He'll appreciated them more than I anyway.

:D
 
I must be doing something wrong! I never get sent dick pics. Pfft! Not one single random dick in all my years here. :rolleyes:
No dick fairy or storm of the century or maintaining my membership in good standing. Hmm...I feel so disillusioned. :confused:

*raises guilty hand*

I too, am not deluged with random dic pics. One, one in all my time on Lit. I was not even aware there was a fairy with such a purpose! :eek:

Note this is not an invitation, random dic pic senders. :p

Me either. But I figure that's just because I am a bit of a dick. <shrug>

;)
 
Diiiiiiick.

I want to see some hand-on-cock pics, and some bulgy veins.

Come on you pervs, where's your sense of exhibitionism? ;)

Ah, Honey! :D

Although I must say, there's a lot to be said for an unsolicited cock-shot.
Litsters just aren't the same any more - Nobody appreciates the beauty of spontaneous, unrequested junk in your virtual box. ;)
 
*raises guilty hand*

I too, am not deluged with random dic pics. One, one in all my time on Lit. I was not even aware there was a fairy with such a purpose! :eek:

Note this is not an invitation, random dic pic senders. :p

Hahahaha! Oh, man. Okay. Make that two. :p
 
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Ahhhhh, the intersection of new poster honesty with the cynicism of the cool kids. I saw a post about a Clowns alt, something that a lovely Lit poster (whom I can say I adore - and I hope she reads this) informed me that some listers thought that I was of the ilk. I can hardly pull off me, much less trying to pretend I was some other lad while trying to be me. I've earned the trust of a number of terrific listers and it came with they giving me a bit of trust first. I have done that with others and have been rewarded greatly. I highly suggest that method for the tired old cynics of the board. Or, you can continue to have virtual showers and threesomes with the posters above you. :)

You know, since you're still relatively new here, I thought I'd point something out. A few things, actually.

First, this "cool kids" that I see sometimes irks me. It's devisive. Stop it. We are all playgrounders. Do some know others more than someothers? Yes. Are some more watchful of new people, yep. But, that's okay...it's up to others to chat with others, don't try to force things on people, or make comments like this. It's petty.

Next, you talk about how others are dealing with the OP and her thread, yet you have gone and made this post all about you, and about how we should behave.

Also, who are you to call others 'cynics' just because we point things out? Truth and cynicism don't necessarily go hand in hand.

Last, you seem to have a lot of distaste for some threads, and that's your right, but don't go looking down at others, as it comes across here. If you don't like them, avoid them. It's called the PLAYGROUND for a reason.
 
You know, since you're still relatively new here, I thought I'd point something out. A few things, actually.

First, this "cool kids" that I see sometimes irks me. It's devisive. Stop it. We are all playgrounders. Do some know others more than someothers? Yes. Are some more watchful of new people, yep. But, that's okay...it's up to others to chat with others, don't try to force things on people, or make comments like this. It's petty.

Next, you talk about how others are dealing with the OP and her thread, yet you have gone and made this post all about you, and about how we should behave.

Also, who are you to call others 'cynics' just because we point things out? Truth and cynicism don't necessarily go hand in hand.

Last, you seem to have a lot of distaste for some threads, and that's your right, but don't go looking down at others, as it comes across here. If you don't like them, avoid them. It's called the PLAYGROUND for a reason.

Wow.....kitten woke up on the wrong side of the playground today :D
 
Wow.....kitten woke up on the wrong side of the playground today :D

Meow.... yes, but that's been irking me since he posted it.

:mad:

Now, I need a quick shower, a beer, a grope, hug and kiss, a dirty PM, aural sex, AND a dick to feel better.

Know where I can get any of this? ;)

Edit: and a spanking, too!
 
Meow.... yes, but that's been irking me since he posted it.

:mad:

Now, I need a quick shower, a beer, a grope, hug and kiss, a dirty PM, aural sex, AND a dick to feel better.

Know where I can get any of this? ;)

Edit: and a spanking, too!

check please! :D
 
I have never sent a dick pick. Never. But if I were to send one, you two would be on my list.

Wait....is that a compliment???? :confused: um....it's meant as a compliment...:confused:

Lit makes things complicated sometimes....:eek:

This is TOTALLY meant to be humorous

Absolutely a compliment. Lol
 
No, it's not an invitation, it's a challenge. :cool:

GENTLEMEN, LOOSEN YOUR TROUSERS!


I never sent random dick pics but I was never shy about it either. I remember once posting something like, "I would sooner post my dick than my face." And Little Sister was like, "Alright bitch, let's see it."

Moral of the story: words have consequences.

I tried to get Lunation to show me. But he referred me to his dealer of random dick pics because he swears he's a good boy...and now I see this. :eek:
 
When the cock storm is over I'm gonna put on my wellies and jump in the puddles!!
 
I've never gotten any randomly.

Those I've gotten were well advertised in advance, and in no way unwanted. 🙃
 
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