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Well this thread unsurprisingly ran up some post counts in short order with all of this dicking around bantering about...:rolleyes:

Ah well....Lit... and unexpected PM solicitations form new Listers. Hmm...LOL
 
default24 said:
Sometimes surprise dicks are fun? Right?



Don't hold your breath... I did and I ended up looking like this guy-->:confused:
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lol ok maybe 1 or 2 random dicks were fun. But it depends on the message that comes with it.
And if the OP doesn't want to talk about the dicks it has gotten, I am sure we can count on you!! :D
 
SassySheDevil said:
lol ok maybe 1 or 2 random dicks were fun. But it depends on the message that comes with it.
And if the OP doesn't want to talk about the dicks it has gotten, I am sure we can count on you!! :D
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Little ol' me? I'm not nearly the connoisseur that some of the ladies on this site would be. I've gotten a handful over the years, but nothing reminiscent of a 'bombardment' as OP put it
 
default24 said:
Little ol' me? I'm not nearly the connoisseur that some of the ladies on this site would be. I've gotten a handful over the years, but nothing reminiscent of a 'bombardment' as OP put it
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and did you ever ask for one?? ;) (the bombardment) I'm sure even if the guys didn't send them, the women would be happy to share the ones they've gotten over the years :p
 
Ahhhhh, the intersection of new poster honesty with the cynicism of the cool kids. I saw a post about a Clowns alt, something that a lovely Lit poster (whom I can say I adore - and I hope she reads this) informed me that some listers thought that I was of the ilk. I can hardly pull off me, much less trying to pretend I was some other lad while trying to be me. I've earned the trust of a number of terrific listers and it came with they giving me a bit of trust first. I have done that with others and have been rewarded greatly. I highly suggest that method for the tired old cynics of the board. Or, you can continue to have virtual showers and threesomes with the posters above you. :)
 
HumasWanderingWeiner said:
Ahhhhh, the intersection of new poster honesty with the cynicism of the cool kids. I saw a post about a Clowns alt, something that a lovely Lit poster (whom I can say I adore - and I hope she reads this) informed me that some listers thought that I was of the ilk. I can hardly pull off me, much less trying to pretend I was some other lad while trying to be me. I've earned the trust of a number of terrific listers and it came with they giving me a bit of trust first. I have done that with others and have been rewarded greatly. I highly suggest that method for the tired old cynics of the board. Or, you can continue to have virtual showers and threesomes with the posters above you. :)
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On, huh, April 2017, you do post like you've been here forever.

I just assumed you were an old poster I didn't know, maybe back from a break.
 
Lunation said:
On, huh, April 2017, you do post like you've been here forever.

I just assumed you were an old poster I didn't know, maybe back from a break.
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Again, cynicism at it's best. You assumed wrong young Jedi. I've explained myself to those who have chosen to get to know me. Some also had the same skepticism of my gregariousness and confidence. I assured them that this wasn't my first online posting "rodeo", although Lit is a new site for me that I stumbled upon during a search for my eclectic tastes for erotica (it MAY or MAY NOT have been for porn with camels as onlookers). Again, I will say that I thank those who have chosen to get to know me, while taking a risk, and I would like to think I have proven myself to you (those whom I have become friends with, you know whom you are). And I will show that same attitude toward other new posters.
 
Terresanm said:
I just want to bombarded with cock. Is that such a bad thing honestly? I am always thinking about sex and I look at every man I see trying to envision what his cock looks like.
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Does it keep you from doing your job or anything else in your day to day activities?

We might need to get Dr. Liz involved in this conversation. She's the local sex therapist around these parts. :)
 
Xerxes82 said:
The Great Cock Storm of 2017. Remember where you were so yoi can tell your grandkids.
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Lol! Hmm, but I agree with the poster I tend to look at fully clothed guys on the street and wonder.
(No don't bombard me! I don't have anything you expect!)
 
HumasWanderingWeiner said:
Again, cynicism at it's best. You assumed wrong young Jedi. I've explained myself to those who have chosen to get to know me. Some also had the same skepticism of my gregariousness and confidence. I assured them that this wasn't my first online posting "rodeo", although Lit is a new site for me that I stumbled upon during a search for my eclectic tastes for erotica (it MAY or MAY NOT have been for porn with camels as onlookers). Again, I will say that I thank those who have chosen to get to know me, while taking a risk, and I would like to think I have proven myself to you (those whom I have become friends with, you know whom you are). And I will show that same attitude toward other new posters.
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you never did say if you preferred one hump or 2 on your camels......
 
HumasWanderingWeiner said:
Ahhhhh, the intersection of new poster honesty with the cynicism of the cool kids. <snip>
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You are not the first person to reference these cool kids. Who are these cool kids?! I'm dying to meet them. Everyone talks about them being around but no one ever says who they are.

Wait. a. minute.

Is this like the crazy person on the bus? If you can't find the crazy person on the bus, you ARE the crazy one on the bus. I can't find the cool people on lit so I must be the cool one! Yes!

:nana: <--first sign of coolness, excessive use of dancing bananas.


But in all seriousness, it was a funny post. I'm sure that the OP will have no trouble navigating lit and finding exactly what they want here. It's always best to view lit with your sense of humor firmly in place.

I'm happy you found good friends here too! :)
 
Seeing all these ladies asking for cock pics, I may have to bombard them with some of mine, and become the Asshat Pmer of the Week :D
 
HumasWanderingWeiner said:
Again, cynicism at it's best. You assumed wrong young Jedi. I've explained myself to those who have chosen to get to know me. Some also had the same skepticism of my gregariousness and confidence. I assured them that this wasn't my first online posting "rodeo", although Lit is a new site for me that I stumbled upon during a search for my eclectic tastes for erotica (it MAY or MAY NOT have been for porn with camels as onlookers). Again, I will say that I thank those who have chosen to get to know me, while taking a risk, and I would like to think I have proven myself to you (those whom I have become friends with, you know whom you are). And I will show that same attitude toward other new posters.
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Don't see how saying that your posts belie experience is cynicism but ok. Enjoy your camels. :)

bicurnow said:
hmmm, did you teach him or did he teach you?
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Neither is mine. Unfortunately.

This thread needs more dick.
 
I must be doing something wrong! I never get sent dick pics. Pfft! Not one single random dick in all my years here. :rolleyes:
No dick fairy or storm of the century or maintaining my membership in good standing. Hmm...I feel so disillusioned. :confused:
 
*raises guilty hand*

I too, am not deluged with random dic pics. One, one in all my time on Lit. I was not even aware there was a fairy with such a purpose! :eek:

Note this is not an invitation, random dic pic senders. :p
 
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curvyangel1969 said:
I must be doing something wrong! I never get sent dick pics. Pfft! Not one single random dick in all my years here. :rolleyes:
No dick fairy or storm of the century or maintaining my membership in good standing. Hmm...I feel so disillusioned. :confused:
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Endless_Night said:
*raises guilty hand*

I too, am not deluged with random dic pics. One, one in all my time on Lit. I was not even aware there was a fairly with such a purpose! :eek:

Note this is not an invitation, random dic pic senders. :p
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I have never sent a dick pick. Never. But if I were to send one, you two would be on my list.

Wait....is that a compliment???? :confused: um....it's meant as a compliment...:confused:

Lit makes things complicated sometimes....:eek:

This is TOTALLY meant to be humorous
 
Diiiiiiick.

I want to see some hand-on-cock pics, and some bulgy veins.

Come on you pervs, where's your sense of exhibitionism? ;)
 
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