"Do you dress left or right"?

[namron711]

"Do you dress left or right"?

That is what a tailor asked me way back in the day when I was fitted for a new suit. I didn't know what he was talking about. Basically he was asking me on which side of my slacks did I put my penis, in order to tailor the pants properly.

I think there is a lot of room (no pun intended) for discussion regarding where we park our penises.

Because of men's zipper placement, the left side may provide more camouflage.

Do you ever park it right to intentionally show more?

I know the rock star look of the seventies is out - blatantly exploiting your bulge/package/what have you - but aren't there times you want to project a little more than usual.

I'm hoping we might even get some pics of proof to see here.

I haven't seen this topic of discussion in Lit myself.
If there is such a thread, please let me know.

Ladies, I would love to hear your take on this matter.

 

[mibuilder]

I'm a leftie and I hang more to the right. Not sure if it has to do with handedness or just anatomy.

 

[13Fantasies]

Mine tends to stay up against the zipper, not leaning either way or both. I'm not consistent apparently.

 

[MHammer]

This always makes for awkward conversation with female tailors as I dress "middle" in that my penis is small and sits on top of and a bit sunk into my balls. If I am in my underwear at any point they usually figure it out.

 

[namron711]

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Ladies, do you want to see the bulge or not?

 

[WerdNerd]

Dress to the right.
http://imgur.com/PSpPXY3

 

[namron711]

Dress to the right.
http://imgur.com/PSpPXY3

That's what I'm talking about!

 

[crashD]

"Do you dress left or right"?

That is what a tailor asked me way back in the day when I was fitted for a new suit. I didn't know what he was talking about. Basically he was asking me on which side of my slacks did I put my penis, in order to tailor the pants properly.

I think there is a lot of room (no pun intended) for discussion regarding where we park our penises.

Because of men's zipper placement, the left side may provide more camouflage.

Do you ever park it right to intentionally show more?

I know the rock star look of the seventies is out - blatantly exploiting your bulge/package/what have you - but aren't there times you want to project a little more than usual.

I'm hoping we might even get some pics of proof to see here.

I haven't seen this topic of discussion in Lit myself.
If there is such a thread, please let me know.

Ladies, I would love to hear your take on this matter.

Someone once told me the reason for which way a guy hangs, and I googled to check

The vast majority of men have one ball that is larger and hangs lower. Your Fock will naturally hang to that side

The majority of times it's the left ball that hangs lower.

I dress left.

 

[WerdNerd]

That's what I'm talking about!

No proof without pics.

 

[WerdNerd]

http://imgur.com/vVIWdAH

 

[WerdNerd]

https://imgur.com/jbZ6cI5
Artistical.

 

[saintcero]

Dress left without my weights on. If I am wearing weights, the weights/balls go on one side and my cock goes on the other.

 

[Bluesky8888]

To The Left!!

But thats just me

 

[MoleskineScribbler]

Mine swings to the right.

 

[Cinasharb]

To the left

 

[boo56]

Yep, left!

 

[Starling2016]

Dress to the left, for reference I'm right handed not sure if there's a link

 

[redvodka]

I'm guessing right handed guys dress left and vice versa for left handed guys as its easier to pull it out of a zipper.

I could be wrong tho.

 

[Starling2016]

I'm guessing right handed guys dress left and vice versa for left handed guys as its easier to pull it out of a zipper.

I could be wrong tho.

That makes perfect sense

 

[coachdb18]

I'm guessing right handed guys dress left and vice versa for left handed guys as its easier to pull it out of a zipper.

I could be wrong tho.

It's a function of which way the curve goes, not with handedness. Mine curves to the left, so I 'dress left', have tried keeping it to the right side and it's just uncomfortable that way, naturally finds its way to the left anyway.

 

[redvodka]

Could the curve not be down to the way its been dressed for all those years.

 

[crashD]

left...

http://imgur.com/gVLEF0C

 

[namron711]

That makes perfect sense

That does make sense. Never thought of that possibility.

 

[namron711]

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This is what I'm talking about.
Dressing right so that your hardon is more obvious.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I haven't seen this topic of discussion in Lit myself.
If there is such a thread, please let me know.

Ladies, I would love to hear your take on this matter.

There is indeed a thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1380688