If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[ForestFlame]

Tooth paste and floss

a chew toy, fur brush and shampoo

 

[hairball18]

a chew toy, fur brush and shampoo

Stakes.

 

[ForestFlame]

Stakes.

catnip, new litter tray and anti hairball treats

 

[Taegul]

catnip, new litter tray and anti hairball treats

How to Get Rid of a Body Without Leaving Evidence For Dummies

 

[ForestFlame]

How to Get Rid of a Body Without Leaving Evidence For Dummies

some lube, a large economy pack of condoms (flavoured) and a dogging site directory

 

[Taegul]

some lube, a large economy pack of condoms (flavoured) and a dogging site directory

Me and a can of whipped cream.

 

[ForestFlame]

Me and a can of whipped cream.

a gimp suit, 4 large bottles of talc, a face strap on and a large jar of Vaseline

 

[Taegul]

a gimp suit, 4 large bottles of talc, a face strap on and a large jar of Vaseline

Wow, where am I shopping at?

Knee pads, massage oil, air freshener, and a Gatorade.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Wow, where am I shopping at?

Knee pads, massage oil, air freshener, and a Gatorade.

Whatever I had on the list I gave him

Manly stuff...beef jerky, cases of beer, cold cuts, bags of charcoal.

 

[troubledone]

Whatever I had on the list I gave him

Manly stuff...beef jerky, cases of beer, cold cuts, bags of charcoal.

Every single bit sold in the pet section .

 

[curvyangel1969]

Duct tape, nylons and chloroform.

 

[lowphat]

Duct tape, nylons and chloroform.

Batman panties and a matching bra.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Batman panties and a matching bra.

Have you been spying on me?

Strawberries, pool cleaning equipment and goodies for his grandbaby.

 

[lowphat]

Sounds like you've been doing some spying as well

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sounds like you've been doing some spying as well

Cottage cheese and condoms.

 

[troubledone]

Cottage cheese and condoms.

Toys
Bigger
More exotic

 

[papadoc19]

Hard alcohol

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hard alcohol

Peaches and beer

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Peaches and beer

flip flops and sundresses

 

[barefootgirl69]

flip flops and sundresses

Suntan lotion and sun glasses

 

[Ask For More]

A dictionary of British slang

 

[papadoc19]

Sunscreen

 

[curvyangel1969]

Sunscreen

Doritos, sweet tea and lotion.

 

[LizVegas79]

Doritos, sweet tea and lotion.

Vodka, cranberry juice and double chocolate ice cream?

 

[DarkSimian]

Vodka, cranberry juice and double chocolate ice cream?

Rubber gloves, condoms, tongue depressors, and LOTS of Purell!