Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[AnAngelReally]

There's no other word for it, she's simply indomitable
!

I shiver each time I see her licking an ice cream cone, and not because of the cold treat.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Worship the witch as she tricks your dreams, just beware her cold teat!

I think I know a great way I could warm that up.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I know a great way I could worm my way up her twat.

She just loves to ride my king snake.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Cheetahs love to risk kinks naked.

Well considering how fast they are, I'm sure it's not that big a risk.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Well considering how easy they are, it's not that big a challenge.

The kitty cat isn't a dainty eater. She slurps and munches without regard for proprieties.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

That pussy ain't dank, eat her! Slurp and munch with outstretched probing digits.

I have eaten some dank pussy in my past, but as they say: "what happens in Vegas."

 

[AnAngelReally]

I have beaten some skank pussies in the past, but as they say: "What sharpens the pencil..."

Who needs porn when there are such explicit music videos?

 

[SeanBurns1975]

The Who needed prawns whenever they toured in musky Winnebagos.

I knew that. Their love of shellfish was legendary.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I knew that their love, though selfish, was incendiary.

Yeah, C'mon baby, light my fire!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yeah, C'mon baby, light my funeral pyre!

Did your last doctor visit not go well?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Did your last doctor go to the well?

I would have termed her a catwoman if not for the fact that her tail stood proudly forward.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

I wouldn't trim her pussy, in fact she was quite proud of her treasure trail.

Some guy prefer their women au naturel!

 

[AnAngelReally]

Some guys are naturally bald!

Don't you just hate finding hair in your cream?

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Don't you just hate finding hair in your cream?

Do you feel the heat when you hear you cream?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Do you feel the beat when you scream?

I just can't understand why she ran away screaming?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I guess I can really understand why they ran away from the screening. My first leading role and the movie was a flop!

Oh dear, was it the script or the acting?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Oh dear, was it the menu or the service?

George Carlin used to say that people don't talk enough about pussy farts.

 

[MagicaPractica]

George Carlin used to talk way more than was enough about his cat farting.

Makes one wonder why he was considered such a good comedian?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Makes one realize why he was considered such a great wordsmith?

Incredibly, a whole generation flipped over variations on pictures of Campbell's soup cans and melted clocks.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Incredibly, a whole generation was flipped out and high, watching variations of pictures of Campbell's soup cans and clocks melt in black light.

Wow, so THAT's why Warhol was so popular!

 

[AnAngelReally]

Wow, so THAT's why Warhol was so far out!

The abundance of drugs in the 70s was something else indeed.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Thanks to blue drugs, in his 70s he's still something else.

Blue pills for the blue haired, no wonder STIs are on the rise.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Blue grass for the wild haired, no wonder cowboys are on the rise.

I for one, love a woman who rides me as a cowgirl, spurs and all.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Four on one, last time. But now the coy girl spurns them all.

Talk about extreme love 'em and leave 'em.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Talk about extreme loving.

The other night, I saw a wild woman riding a shiny pole... Or was it a dream fantasy?