Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[loquere]

Well, thats YUGE!

Thank you

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wank you?

No thanks; I can do it myself.

 

[loquere]

I disagree. Now, shut up and buy it!

Starbucks is overrated and overpriced, I'm going to Tim Hortons.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Starr's fucks are overrated and overpriced, I'm going to Tim's whores!

It's always good to shop around for the best buy.

 

[MagicaPractica]

It's always good to shop around but I think you should go to Best Buy.

I agree. (I have stock in that place.)

 

[SeanBurns1975]

I agreed but it got stuck in place.

Alas, these things happen in hot tubs, always be sure to pull out early!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Alas, these things happen, men get bored and leave, just be sure to put out early next time!

Hey, I'll take my sweet time deciding if I'm interested, thank you very much.

 

[walkingeagle]

Hey, I'll take my sweet time orgasaming if I'm interested, thank you very much.

Was it good for you?

 

[MagicaPractica]

How good was he?

On a scale of 1 to 10 . . . . perrrrfect!

 

[SeanBurns1975]

You're sailors? All 10 of you? Sounds perrrrfect!

Ménage à onze, tips hat and applauds, that's a lot of cock!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Manage the ooze? Flip hat and apply. That's a lot of cum!

Women appreciate a man who can keep it under his hat!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Here's your hat!

What's with the bum's rush? You got somebody else in that bedroom?

 

[LizVegas79]

So did everyone pick a number first, or is it first come first served?

Great party. But the line to get to you in the bedroom is longer than the one to go to the bathroom!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Great party but the cat has had enough! He wants to use the bathroom, alone, and go to bed. Goodnight.

I'm with the cat.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

I've a witch by the cunt.

Is that so? Well then, 20 points to Griffendor!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Is that so? Well then, 20 joints to give it to her!

Sex for pot? That is so 60s!

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Sex pot in her 60s? Roll Tide!

Yes, I believe she was known as the Alabama Slamma, no whore like an old whore!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, I believe she went down on the Alabama Senator. You don't find lobbyists like that any more!

I don't know; I think Congress may just have become more discrete.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I think that Congress may have become extinct.

Those poor baboons.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I lost four doubloons.

Arghhh! And where did you last see them, matey?

 

[SilenceDances]

Arghhh! And where did you last see them, Malfoy?

Hearing screams doesn't bode well when a Slytherin has lost something.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Being creamed does a body well when slithering across some thing.

Sounds like an interesting new kink.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Sounds like an interesting new hyperlink.

Another good reason to let nimble fingers roam.

 

[CharleneBarr]

Another good reason to let Kimble's fingers roam.

Hasn't that guy been caught yet?

 

[SeanBurns1975]

That has been guy got caught with a yeti!

There's no other word for it, that's simply abominable!