Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[LizVegas79]

Ah, the hero's fall in many a story - pissing off a goddess, or witch, or princess in disguise.

Thank you kind sir for saving me from that awful dragon. Is there someway I can repay you?

 

[MagicaPractica]

You killed my dragon, I will repay you.

Ah, finally, the story from the female perspective.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah, finally, the story from the female Presbyterian.

Is it true what they say about Presbyterians?

 

[AnAngelReally]

Is it true what they say about Rastafarians?

Don't worry. Be happy, man!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Don't worry. Go fappy, man!

In a pinch, but I prefer to have a partner.

 

[AnAngelReally]

In a pinch, I'll forgo a partner.

It's not healthy to live too much in your mind. Makes for great writing, but not healthy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's not healthy to live too much with your kind. Makes for great writhing, but not healthy.

I wouldn't be too quick to dis us serpents, buddy.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I wouldn't be too quick to discuss serpents, buddy.

Truth, they may not have ears but they can feel your vibration.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Truth, they have no fear, so they can steal your vibrator.

Even while you're using it?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Even while you're abusing it?

Listen, that's what they're built for, and I've never heard it strain yet.

 

[AnAngelReally]

No, you're incorrect. These dolls are expensive to pick up, but they're worth any future heartache.

A meal and a movie will hurt your wallet these days... unless you go for McDonald's and porn on the internet.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A moll at a movie will hurt your wallet these days... unless you go for McDonald's and popcorn at the Met.

They have popcorn and McDonald's at the Met now?

 

[loquere]

They have Weed at the Met now.

Really?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Really? Thanks for the info!

He meant weeds, in the sidewalk. They've finally stopped using pesticides.

 

[loquere]

He wants Coke.

Cola or Medicine?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Cola or grenadine syrup?

In this heat? I'll stick with lemon and lime in the fizzy water, thanks.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm in heat! I'll fuck Lenny any time in the water, thanks.

No sex on land, eh?

 

[MagicaPractica]

No sex before landing, eh?

Yeah, landing a plane while having sex has got to be against some regulation.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Yeah, plain sex has gone against my real vocation.

I think we all like a little spice in the bedroom!

 

[MagicaPractica]

I think we all like a little spice girls in the bedroom during sex.

I'm not a fan, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Whatever, I use a fan to flail my butt.

Ingenious, is it electric or do you have someone doing it by hand?

 

[loquere]

Fuck those Tesla electric pieces of crap, GM forever!

Shh, this is a library, so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EARTH DESTROYING MOTHER FUCKER!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Shh, this is a library, a moment of silence please. These books were once trees. Librarians, those EARTH DESTROYING MOTHER FUCKERS!

Hey, I'm all for ebooks but a little balance, please.

 

[loquere]

Please read my ebook, it's UGE!

I don't understand, what does UGE mean?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I don't understand, what does UGH mean?

Well, it's a general exclamation of disgust, as when someone says it's really YUGE!