Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I prefer not to "fap" alone.

Though, granted, that speaks to boundary issues and sometimes involves legal complications. . . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Though, granted, that speaks to bondage issues and sometimes involves sexual contraptions. . . .

Do you have a point here?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Are you trying to justify your particular kinks?

Nope--just trying to intensify my fleeting, wanton experience.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Nope--just trying to justify my whining attitude.

The intense spanking you received is reason enough for those tears.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Thanking you all for the laughs I've received along with these tears.

Yeah, some of the jokes are good but some are just . . . oy vey.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yeah, some of the pokes are good but some are just . . . oy vey.

She sure has talented fingers.

 

[loquere]

She sure has talented hair.

What do you do with her hair? oh, never mind.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I want to do bad, messy things in her hair, but I'm too much of a gentleman to say.

Yeah, I started thinking that way, but then I just got bored.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yeah, I started breathing that way, but then I just got stoned.

That must be a new kind of perfume.

 

[MagicaPractica]

That must be a new kind of rumpus room.

Yeah . . . it's called an office. It's where I keep my books and write.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yeah . . . it's called a dungeon. It's where I keep my hooks and whips.

Yes, you are indeed the Mistress of the keyboard.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Yes, you are indeed the Mistress of the . . . Dammit! The cats scratched the C and the P off the keyboard.

There go two of my favorite words.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yes, you are the Mistress of the Kink Board!

Listen, whatever anyone says, I'm NICE, got it? I work hard at projecting this friendly and approachable air. Now, you're welcome to stay for dinner. We're having hamster, uh, I mean ham.

There go two of my favorite quirts.

You own more than one?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Listen, whatever anyone says, I'm NICE, got it? I work hard at projecting this friendly and approachable air. Now, you're welcome to stay for dinner. We're having hamster, uh, I mean ham.



You own multiple quirts?

It's rather rude, I think, to multi-task quirts.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Listen, whatever anyone says, I came TWICE, got it? I work hard at being this greedy and doable chick. Now, you're welcome to kneel for dinner. You can have me!


You chew more than one?

I have this Pavlovian reaction at your posts, Magica, and I don't mean that I salivate excessively.

It's rather cute, I think, to squint at squirts.

Sorry, you beat me to the punch.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I have this Pavlovian reaction at your post, MP, and I don't mean the hitching kind. I demand you treat me to . . . lunch.

Angel, honey, sweetie . . . you've got me confused with someone else. There's no post here.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Angel, honey, sweetie . . . I'm confused. There's no point there.

I was the one who forgot where I was the other day. Glad to know I'm not the only one who drinks too much.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Glad to know I'm not the only one who drinks too much coffee.

Yeah, two lattes and a regular coffee in one day was too much for me, guess I'm a lightweight in that area.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yeah, two tarts and a regular skank in one day was too much for me, guess I'm a lightweight in that area.

Endurance comes with practice and experience. You have to learn to pace yourself, sweetie.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Endearment comes with practiced exhibitionism. You have to learn to pose yourself, sweetie.

Not a bad plan; thanks for the advice.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Not bad in the pain department; thanks for asking.

Well, I do aim to please without overwhelming, especially when giving a spanking.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, I do aim to pee without overshooting, especially while wanking.

You pee and cum simultaneously?

 

[MagicaPractica]

You can pee and cum simultaneously?

Didn't you hear? I'm Shiva! Of course I can!

 

[AnAngelReally]

Didn't you hear? I'm shriveled! Of course I can't!

I had a dream! Damn! I wish I hadn't woken up from it. That was a really hot woman.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I had a dream that I was damned to be a frog! I wish I hadn't spoken up but that was a really hot woman.

Ah, the downfall in many a story - pissing off a goddess, or witch, in disguise.