Where does Chocolate Milk come from?

[jaF0]

The surprising number of American adults who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

Washington Post - ‎4 hours ago‎

Seven percent of all American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, according to a nationally representative online survey commissioned by the Innovation Center of U.S.

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[jaF0]

No wonder this country is so screwed up.

 

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Denny

Where does Chocolate Milk come from?


Silly, ours comes from Walmart which is right next to a dairy farm.


Coincience? When we lived in Florida Walmart was in an old dairy farm and next to one.
That's also where we got our chocolate milk there.

 

[Hashtag47]

6.9% of them voted for trump.

 

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Denny

6.9% of them voted for trump.

Yes, but where does chocolate milk come from? No one cares about who you voted for.

 

[hashtag24]

6.9% of them voted for trump.

Most of them are named Connie and Rightguide.

 

[Hard_Rom]

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Makes sense. Brown eggs come from brown chickens. Well red actually but close enough.

 

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Denny

Most of them are named Connie and Rightguide.

Do they know where chocolate milk comes from? Do you?
Does it all have to be political or about your lovers?

 

[Hard_Rom]

If you fed cows lots of cocoa powder would it make their milk brown? Makes my poops a lot darker.

 

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Denny

Makes sense. Brown eggs come from brown chickens. Well red actually but close enough.

Maybe that's why the chicken crossed the road

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

If you fed cows lots of cocoa powder would it make their milk brown? Makes my poops a lot darker.

Send us a sample. We'll have it tested. My wife takes Iron pills and they make her poop darker.

 

[hashtag24]

Do they know where chocolate milk comes from? Do you?
Does it all have to be political or about your lovers?

We shouldn't blame Connie or Rightguide for their mild retardation. It's not their fault they're like this.

 

[rocket_surgery]

It was an online poll. I seriously doubt most really think that. More likely that they thought it was funny.
Like Boaty McBoatface and "are you going to vote for Hillary?"

 

[duranman]

Don't black bastards produce black spunk?

 

[HisArpy]

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Wait, whut? You mean they don't?

Dammit, first it was Santa. Then it was the Easter Bunny. Then it was the Tooth Fairy. And now Chocolate Milk doesn't come from Brown Cows?

I think these pollsters needs therapy. You just can't do this stuff and expect people to turn out normal. Think of the children!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Don't black bastards produce black spunk?

Wouldn't it be easier to ask your sister/wife/ mother/gf/bf? What do you have your eyes closed when your lover blows his wad on your face? Or do you swallow?

 

[nowisthetime]

Busybody would say my tits, that bastard!

 

[coachdb18]

Everybody knows, chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows! geeesh...