Ask Me a Question v. 4.28.16

[yellowrocket]

I appreciate the wisdom and strength of the Ents.

Do you have any gray hair?

Probably fewer than I deserve. But the youngest now likes boys. They'll be coming in soon enougb.

What did you study more in school the books or your crush?

 

[ForestFlame]

Probably fewer than I deserve. But the youngest now likes boys. They'll be coming in soon enougb.

What did you study more in school the books or your crush?

my books.


Where would your ideal house be built and what sort of house would you want?

 

[ForestFlame]

Probably fewer than I deserve. But the youngest now likes boys. They'll be coming in soon enougb.

What did you study more in school the books or your crush?

my books.


Where would your ideal house be built and what sort of house would you want?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

my books.


Where would your ideal house be built and what sort of house would you want?

Near the shore. Actually on the shore.
With a dock, where I can keep my boat.
And a balcony, where I can look at my boat.
And a kitchen, where I can cook and eat, so that I have energy to sail my boat.
And a bedroom.

Beyond that...I'm cool.

Do you have a second career planned for when you finish your current one?

 

[ForestFlame]

Near the shore. Actually on the shore.
With a dock, where I can keep my boat.
And a balcony, where I can look at my boat.
And a kitchen, where I can cook and eat, so that I have energy to sail my boat.
And a bedroom.

Beyond that...I'm cool.

Do you have a second career planned for when you finish your current one?

finished my career and retired in my 40s because I was able to. So no, no second career, but I do a lot of charity work instead.


If you were told you were going to lose a body part but you could pick which one, what would your choice be?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

finished my career and retired in my 40s because I was able to. So no, no second career, but I do a lot of charity work instead.


If you were told you were going to lose a body part but you could pick which one, what would your choice be?

My appendix.

Wow...shit...retired in your 40's. OK, I'm impressed.

Where did you first read an erotic story?

 

[ForestFlame]

My appendix.

Wow...shit...retired in your 40's. OK, I'm impressed.

Where did you first read an erotic story?

In one of my first husbands skin mags he thought he had hidden well under the dresser in the bedroom lol.


What's your preference stories or audio?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

In one of my first husbands skin mags he thought he had hidden well under the dresser in the bedroom lol.


What's your preference stories or audio?

Stories.

Where did you first look at adult material or porn?

 

[ForestFlame]

Stories.

Where did you first look at adult material or porn?

At junior school, I was about 14 and one of my friends had found a magazine in a skip and we all sat around and looked at it.


Same question

 

[lakesailer_mi]

At junior school, I was about 14 and one of my friends had found a magazine in a skip and we all sat around and looked at it.


Same question

I think I was 10 or 11. My best friends parents stash in their closet.


Do you enjoy looking at adult pictures/videos now?

 

[ForestFlame]

I think I was 10 or 11. My best friends parents stash in their closet.


Do you enjoy looking at adult pictures/videos now?

yes I do, but words and noises seem to have a more visceral effect on me than the visual does now.


Have you been turned off half way through a video/conversation/audio or story?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

yes I do, but words and noises seem to have a more visceral effect on me than the visual does now.


Have you been turned off half way through a video/conversation/audio or story?

usually earlier than that...but yes, sometimes. Sometimes it goes in a direction I'm not comfortable with.

What sexual fetish just completely puzzles you?

 

[ForestFlame]

usually earlier than that...but yes, sometimes. Sometimes it goes in a direction I'm not comfortable with.

What sexual fetish just completely puzzles you?

scat....really really don't understand that at all!


same question

 

[SeanBurns1975]

scat....really really don't understand that at all!


same question

Menophilia...

What was the last thing that made you cringe?

 

[ForestFlame]

Menophilia...

What was the last thing that made you cringe?

your answer lol



same question

 

[Cymru6969]

your answer lol



same question

Jeff Beauregard Sessions. Elfin slime lord, racist cracker, son-of-a-bitch.

Are you political?

 

[newbiebabe]

Jeff Beauregard Sessions. Elfin slime lord, racist cracker, son-of-a-bitch.

Are you political?

Am I marching in the streets political? No
Do I keep up with the day to day politics political? Yes


What game do you always win?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Am I marching in the streets political? No
Do I keep up with the day to day politics political? Yes


What game do you always win?

Hide the salami! BWAHAHAHAAa...

no, there is no game I "always" win.
That would be no fun.

What game do you play the most?

 

[newbiebabe]

Hide the salami! BWAHAHAHAAa...

no, there is no game I "always" win.
That would be no fun.

What game do you play the most?

Solitaire

lol... when I have family over we often play Trivial Pursuit type games


What food will you absolutely not eat?

 

[clarissaj1982]

Solitaire

lol... when I have family over we often play Trivial Pursuit type games


What food will you absolutely not eat?

I don't eat liver because my Dad made me eat a plateful when I was probably in first grade if not younger. I don't eat ketchup either because I tried to cover the taste of the liver with ketchup.

Have you ever used Viagra or Cialis or one of those types of drugs to enhance your sexual experience?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Have you ever used Viagra or Cialis or one of those types of drugs to enhance your sexual experience?

They sound too good to be true to me. Plus the side effects.

What is the weirdest thing you used on yourself as a "pleasure enhancer"?

 

[ForestFlame]

They sound too good to be true to me. Plus the side effects.

What is the weirdest thing you used on yourself as a "pleasure enhancer"?

I'm gonna opt for my first husband LOL


if you were about to have sex and the sight of the other person naked didn't turn you on, would you still go through with it?

 

[clarissaj1982]

I'm gonna opt for my first husband LOL


if you were about to have sex and the sight of the other person naked didn't turn you on, would you still go through with it?

No, who I'm with is important to me. If no one is available, in whom I am interested, I know that I like myself. I can always masturbate!

What's your favorite colour, and why?

 

[ForestFlame]

No, who I'm with is important to me. If no one is available, in whom I am interested, I know that I like myself. I can always masturbate!

What's your favorite colour, and why?

I like purple and all shades therein, it's a calming and spiritual colour for me.


Would you prefer to be rich or happy?

 

[vibes]

What's your favorite colour, and why?

Red. Always been

What sport do you practice?