The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVIII: Suffering Sappho!

[pete]

Very nice!

Speaking of purple http://www.thecurrent.org/feature/2017/06/08/prince-lightning

very cool

hi noor !

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

yikes, Fata, you have put a twist in my imagination

Scifi-

I thought that I was watching a woman's breasts were becoming larger by increments, as if they were fleshly ballons. It was a bit horrifying, when it occurred to me, that face huggers could be hatching out of them.

eeeeeee!

 

[yossi]

Should I go watch the sunrise? I'm awake, but sleep is so close that I could slip back into it easily.

 

[Lancecastor]

You read it completely as intended. I had phone sex with the man....who I will see in 20 days.

You met a man?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I dreamt about Luk last night. A roller-coaster section flew off the rails and was hurtling down a busy High Street. Luk was reversing a yellow Beetle ninety miles an hour with the coaster car bearing down on us with everyone screaming in it. Oh I was in the passenger seat screaming too. Then I noticed a chicken meandering around so jabbed him and said "look at that fucking chicken".

I think we all died except the chicken.

 

[Lancecastor]

She met a chicken?

 

[Saint Peter]

Love at first bite.

 

[Saint Peter]

more paint

less chicken

 

[lovetoread]

i want some waffles

 

[trysail]

Wait.

YOU are HardRom?!??

I did not see that coming, at all.

Eh?

I don't do "alts."

It's a stupid practice and a complete waste of time.


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[trysail]

La Laurelle (and Lit) is slowly slipping down the slippery slope of censorship.

It's a shame as one of the attractions of this joint was that it was one of the few places one could post without fear of the politically correct police imposing their weltanschauung.






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[adrina]

It's a beautiful Sunday morning. Roses are doing well. I killed some Sri Lankan bollweevils. Bacon is made and waiting. Laundry is done. Tea is brewing.

Happy Sunday!

 

[hashtag24]

La Laurelle (and Lit) is slowly slipping down the slippery slope of censorship.

It's a shame as one of the attractions of this joint was that it was one of the few places one could post without fear of the politically correct police imposing their weltanschauung.






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What a fuggin' maroon.

 

[Saint Peter]

La Laurelle (and Lit) is slowly slipping down the slippery slope of censorship.

It's a shame as one of the attractions of this joint was that it was one of the few places one could post without fear of the politically correct police imposing their weltanschauung.






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You have no liability here. Create an account, find a cool picture of a sailboat or southpark character, and post away. Laurel is not the same. The content of these boards and pages are her responsibility. There is no free speech. Unlawful content in your possession will get you arrested. Lit is Laurel's possession.

This has nothing to do with being politically correct.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19029406_1290115737774410_2365637279836761805_n.jpg?oh=3b41c9d351689093886b1c2296eb1852&oe=59DA69F4

 

[yossi]

Nice robe.

 

[lovetoread]

lit boards should be behind a paywall

let people read for free, make em pay to post

 

[yossi]

Oh my God, I'd owe Laurel so much money.

 

[Luk]

I dreamt about Luk last night. A roller-coaster section flew off the rails and was hurtling down a busy High Street. Luk was reversing a yellow Beetle ninety miles an hour with the coaster car bearing down on us with everyone screaming in it. Oh I was in the passenger seat screaming too. Then I noticed a chicken meandering around so jabbed him and said "look at that fucking chicken".

I think we all died except the chicken.

Herbie style?

 

[Luk]

You met a man?

In 19 days. Does comprehension not work in America's hat?

 

[Conager]

In 19 days. Does comprehension not work in America's hat?

If it only took her 19 days to meet a man why was she wasting all that time with you?

#TenseMatters

 

[raindancer]

I don't want to cut the lawn. The sun's already beating down hard.

 

[Luk]

If it only took her 19 days to meet a man why was she wasting all that time with you?

#TenseMatters

Good morning, Q-####. I see your wounds haven't healed from yesterday. Lemme help you out, ya conflicted little cuckboi:

http://cdn.thealternativedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Drink-Warm-Salt-Water-Without-Refined-Table-Salt.jpg

 

[Conager]

Good morning, Q-####. I see your wounds haven't healed from yesterday. Lemme help you

Wounded? By you? Ever?

Ah hahahahaha

Still don't know why she can't "met" a man 19 days hence?

 

[Luk]

The new Black Panther trailer is on point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWvtMOGAhw