The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVIII: Suffering Sappho!

[pointless]

i think it might be time to jerk off then take a shower.

 

[pointless]

well, after i finish my coffee.

 

[raindancer]

I jerked until my wrist began to hurt.

 

[Koalabeer]

I jerked until my wrist began to hurt.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Wings]

It's been a damn good morning. Love days like this!

Also, the Comey testimony was quite terrifying.

 

[Peregrinator]

Come Be Part of The Story!


So I decided to embark on a Blowjob Marathon (BJM)Tour, traveling the globe meeting cocks around the world. These marathons are FAN ONLY events, for my fans, co-starting my fans, and supported by my fans. I use to only host the events in LA and Las Vegas for fans who’ve supported my **********.com/76519 store, I decided to expand it to a worldwide tour in 2016 after a fan suggested that I take my show on the road.

Every month I travel to new city and invite 26 cocks over to suck, each cock represents a mile, and there are 26 miles in a marathon, hence the name Blowjob Marathon.

This exciting endeavor is completely funded by the sale of BJM Video Pre-Orders for the cities I am going to visit. As a thank you to the guys that contribute to support the tour by purchasing the content, I extend to them a complimentary invitation to attend and become part of the story.

The sale of the BJM Video pre-orders pays for all the travel expenses, marketing material, STD tests, and staffing personal assisting me when traveling to different tour destinations.

The only requirement’s to attend is that your clean, healthy, and contributed to help support the tour. Everyone who Pre-Orders a BJM Tour Video, will be invited to attend the BJM event. So ONLY purchase the BJM Video of the city you want to attend!

I am so excited for the 2017 Tour Stops, be sure to check back here often for updates, and changes to the tour schedule.

http://bjmtour.com/index.html

 

[Peregrinator]

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[adrina]

Adrinaeology, a new discipline. It sounds like a medical overspecialization.

Tourettes is a frequent comparison. Dogma indeed. There's several posts in that thread about how "G-d" wants things. Apparently G-d didn't want President Giuliani.

I didn't, and don't think so, either. Anyone with a brain looks at him and thinks, "I don't want to do business with this guy, and I sure as hell don't want him anywhere near my family." But he said shitty things for yhe right tribe, so...

However, unlike medical overspecialization, I am far less common and I would think far more interesting.

At this point, from what I can tell of his past, he seems to have devolved into base emotion when he posts. Their god seems to be quite the creature of whimsy. Not very logical or sensical, but definitely a flair for whimsy.

I saw it first hand on a daily basis. He was given a pass on every real flaw. HRC was hung out to dry for every perceived flaw. She was even held responsible for her husband's philandering while Donald's philandering was equivocated and excused. It was interesting to watch as it happened over and over again. I'm not saying she was the perfect candidate, but she was far less flawed than he was. Especially once you started looking beneath the surface.

Soon the work day is going to be tied up and then I get to go shoot pool.

 

[adrina]

Duplicate. Silly buttons.

 

[spacekowboy]

As inviting as that sounds, I just don't want a guys mouth on my prick, perg. Even if it is for the history books.

 

[Wrong Element]

Come Be Part of The Story!


So I decided to embark on a Blowjob Marathon (BJM)Tour, traveling the globe meeting cocks around the world. These marathons are FAN ONLY events, for my fans, co-starting my fans, and supported by my fans. I use to only host the events in LA and Las Vegas for fans who’ve supported my **********.com/76519 store, I decided to expand it to a worldwide tour in 2016 after a fan suggested that I take my show on the road.

Every month I travel to new city and invite 26 cocks over to suck, each cock represents a mile, and there are 26 miles in a marathon, hence the name Blowjob Marathon.

This exciting endeavor is completely funded by the sale of BJM Video Pre-Orders for the cities I am going to visit. As a thank you to the guys that contribute to support the tour by purchasing the content, I extend to them a complimentary invitation to attend and become part of the story.

The sale of the BJM Video pre-orders pays for all the travel expenses, marketing material, STD tests, and staffing personal assisting me when traveling to different tour destinations.

The only requirement’s to attend is that your clean, healthy, and contributed to help support the tour. Everyone who Pre-Orders a BJM Tour Video, will be invited to attend the BJM event. So ONLY purchase the BJM Video of the city you want to attend!

I am so excited for the 2017 Tour Stops, be sure to check back here often for updates, and changes to the tour schedule.

http://bjmtour.com/index.html

is Mrs. Perg OK with this?

 

[Wings]

That fine, fresh smell of fragile masculinity in the morning, eh?



Worse.

The Age Of Obama broke his last piano wire. If there was a day ending in "y" that you didn't see an n-word or a "colored cunt" swarm in the sky, then someone remembered to use the elephant tranqs.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPOqrl3x2SkKjE3Is/giphy.gif

I love when you bring levity.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

Thank goodness! My eyes were starting to bleed!

 

[Hard_Rom]

The bromance continues. Obama for GG!
http://www.jawharafm.net/fr/imageResize/resize/francais_image2_52663_1496871231.jpg/630/353/obama-et-trudeau-dans-un-restaurant-a-montreal-la-rencontre-ne-passe-pas-inapercue.jpg

 

[Conager]

Come Be Part of The Story!


So I decided to embark on a Blowjob Marathon (BJM)Tour, traveling the globe meeting cocks around the world. These marathons are FAN ONLY events, for my fans, co-starting my fans, and supported by my fans. I use to only host the events in LA and Las Vegas for fans who’ve supported my **********.com/76519 store, I decided to expand it to a worldwide tour in 2016 after a fan suggested that I take my show on the road.

Every month I travel to new city and invite 26 cocks over to suck, each cock represents a mile, and there are 26 miles in a marathon, hence the name Blowjob Marathon.

This exciting endeavor is completely funded by the sale of BJM Video Pre-Orders for the cities I am going to visit. As a thank you to the guys that contribute to support the tour by purchasing the content, I extend to them a complimentary invitation to attend and become part of the story.

The sale of the BJM Video pre-orders pays for all the travel expenses, marketing material, STD tests, and staffing personal assisting me when traveling to different tour destinations.

The only requirement’s to attend is that your clean, healthy, and contributed to help support the tour. Everyone who Pre-Orders a BJM Tour Video, will be invited to attend the BJM event. So ONLY purchase the BJM Video of the city you want to attend!

I am so excited for the 2017 Tour Stops, be sure to check back here often for updates, and changes to the tour schedule.

http://bjmtour.com/index.html

You are doing what?!??

 

[trysail]

What Goes On In The Minds Of Spiders
by Barbara J. King, Ph.D.

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/06/08/istock-578101526-89a165b933bc0869a46282fbf013563021942027-s800-c85.jpg

...Fiona Cross and Robert Jackson at the University of Canterbury in New Zealand discovered that jumping spiders of the species Portia africana display a sort of numerical competence.

Cross and Jackson's paper in the journal Interface Focus, from the Royal Society, explains that these spiders of the family salticidae, which hunt other spiders for food, were "proficient at distinguishing between numbers of prey in the range of 1-3, but apparently not proficient at making the discriminations 3 versus 4 or 3 versus 6."

...George Uetz of the University of Cincinnati, and his co-authors Brent Stoffer, Madeline Lallo and David Clark, are equally impressed with their own spider study subjects, wolf spiders, Schizocosa ocreata. Uetz's team published an article in March in Animal Behaviour showing that female wolf spiders respond in complex ways to signals emitted by males that are potential mating partners.

Uetz and his colleagues tested female spiders using a playback method, where the females saw on video a range of digitally altered visual signals related to males' leg tuft size, or, via a substrate, felt vibratory signals related to amplitude in the males. The signals were presented either alone or in different combinations. I asked Uetz by email to discuss the significance of the results. He replied, in part, this way:

"By using both vibratory and visual playback techniques, we demonstrated that females showed ordered preferences for males with louder vibratory signals and larger visual signals — both when each modality was isolated and when presented as a full multimodal signal.

However, female preference changed based on which males were simultaneously presented, suggesting that comparative evaluation of alternatives is a factor in decision making by this species."​

...Cognitive spiders: We're finding out amazing things about them all the time — like how jumping spiders can hear us from across the room. And I, myself, have tended toward spider-science geekiness for a while now, writing here about arachnid abilities in virtual-reality worlds...
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[adrina]

They refelted the tables.

 

[chillywilly2]

They refelted the tables.

Sometimes its the little things eh

 

[adrina]

Sometimes its the little things eh

Yes it is.

 

[Peregrinator]

However, unlike medical overspecialization, I am far less common and I would think far more interesting.

At this point, from what I can tell of his past, he seems to have devolved into base emotion when he posts. Their god seems to be quite the creature of whimsy. Not very logical or sensical, but definitely a flair for whimsy.

I saw it first hand on a daily basis. He was given a pass on every real flaw. HRC was hung out to dry for every perceived flaw. She was even held responsible for her husband's philandering while Donald's philandering was equivocated and excused. It was interesting to watch as it happened over and over again. I'm not saying she was the perfect candidate, but she was far less flawed than he was. Especially once you started looking beneath the surface.

Soon the work day is going to be tied up and then I get to go shoot pool.

It certainly seems that way so far. A single hormone would quickly wear out any interest. It would have to be a very high-paying specialty to keep me in it.

Whimsical is a pretty good term for most gods, imho. As a practicing druid, I embrace chaos without needing to anthropomorphize the drivers.

He really was, and she was. I didn't vote for either of them and never would--not that it matters, since I live in VT--but I tried to stay objective. I wouldn't have rioted had she won.

Nice! Sink a couple for me.




Lulz, guys. Take the easy shots when you get 'em.

 

[Greypowerful]

I was born in 1954. I read newspaper comics and comic books, when a child. I read the Archie series. Until today, I did not imagine a male version of Miss Grundy the repressed spinster, until today.

Gee, you're young!

Of course, barring Ish, EVERYONE's younger than me, eh?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I believe we have reached Peak Hashtag.
*nods*

 

[Lorilei]

Orfeo got banned?

 

[Sean]

Orfeo got banned?

Really? I've had him on iggy for months.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Orfeo got banned?

Wouldn't stop posting full articles.