TSCLT3.0: A Beast Unlike Any Known To Man . . .

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I enjoyed reading your posts about your holliday with your rebel- funny teenage daughter, 4est.

I wouldn't have given such posts a second thought until I became an aunt. My nephews are such clowns and full of enegy, they often put a smile on my face.

I chuckled reading about your own 'tribullations' too.
 
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Here's one for you...

We were trying to get into the laying of the wreath ceremony. Now the Queen did what the Queen does and that is to smooze herself forward in line. She engages people in conversation as she moves forward in line. She talks to one group and then presses on engaging a group closer to her objective. It embarrasses the hell out of me, I was taught that in a line, one waits patiently for one's turn. From behind I heard, "Oh he thinks he's special because he has a pony taiL..."

I went up to the Queen and whispered angrily in her ear to knock the shit off because I was the one being targeted for her rude behavior. Then I turned around to this yuppie-looking family guy and told him, "I'm just trying to keep up with my family and I've talked to my wife about her behavior. When I was in the Marines in the 70s I wore my hair very short while everyone else wore it long. Now that everyone wears it short," as I glanced overtly at his rapidly thinning hairline, "I wear it long."

He turned beet-red and uttered some sort of apology, but I didn't stay around to hear it because the Queen had continued her march to eventual frustration. I saw the guy again when we were stopped by the Presidential motorcade. He wouldn't make eye contact.

:cool:
 
Nothing like a bit of receding hair to change a fellow's attitude on hair in general.


Mine was long in the 70s and it's wasting away now. But it's the ever-popular tonsure spot on the crown. The forehead quit creeping 40 years ago or so.


So I look like I have hair, until you look closer.


Nothing a #1 burr won't keep in order, and #3 for the beard so it won't look like one of the kids who doesn't really shave.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/be93409266b46fde428cd2bffbc42995/tumblr_o99h5lmUfO1r5rq4bo1_1280.jpg
 
You know how men keep complaining about receding hairlines or baldness?

Well, for women it's thinning hair. It comes with growing older, and with all the perms and colouring over the years.

My hair used to be thick and rich, but now it's so thin and fluffy…
 
Mine really hasn't changed very much over the years.



It isn't even managing to give me that distinctive Sean Connery touch of dashing grey...
 
If only she had known Petey.


He could have shaved his back and offered her a new rug...

SaintPeter is a fuckwit.

He started posting all sorts of disgusting penis pictures after my posts and encouraged Rob and 86's stalking, only because I dared to make nice comments about your posts & not too nice comments about your stalkers.
Even though I never picked on him before that.
 
It's the sort of thing that the Lefttards find "clever."



You cannot be funny without channeling your inner mean girl...
 
My great aunt had the thinnest hair of any women I have ever known. She wore it long so she could wrap what there was around her skull.


When she was old, she cut it off and wore it short and proudly.


It was good hair, there just wasn't much of it is all.

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Strange…
I'm much more careful about my appearance and impression management in middle age, than I was when I was younger.
On the other hand, I'm much more self- assured and I l have a higher opinion of myself than I used to when I was younger.
 
When you're young, your youth is the winning look...


;) ;)


You don't have to do much.

Well not exactly…
I was raised in a family that saw modesty as one of the utmost virtues, and I used to see myself as being average in everything. Until I realised: "Hang on, so many fuckwits around me see themselves as princes and princesses when in fact they're frogs just like me". So I came to my senses in late adulthood.
 
Modesty?

MODESTY???

You wanna talk modesty to the guy who was raised by Quakers? :D ;) ;)

Haha. You have to ellaborate on that.

But my family was a bit weird.
They made heaps of sacrifices & over- invested in us as far as education was concerned.
But re other aspects: I could tell you some stories that you'd find quite jaw- dropping,
 
Rule 1: Children are to be seen, but not heard.

;) ;)

Rule 2: If you don't want the children to know what you're talking about, switch to German.

Rule 3: If you use language as strong as gee-whiz, then at least you're getting your mouth washed out with a bar of soap and probably getting a paddling or two on top of it.

Rule 4: Young men do not remove their shirts no matter how hot and sweaty the chores are, and oh yeah, there were daily chores. Lots of them.

Rule 5: Young ladies never go away from the home unattended by an adult. They were also prohibited from wearing any type of pants.

Rule 6: Children were too young and impressionable to be allowed to watch television which was immoral. The Dick Van Dyke show was forbidden because even though they were fully dressed and in separate beds, it was showing the marital chamber and that was considered a major sin.
 
What a dumb fucking paki

Rob.
Despite your insults, you and Emerson obviously derive some sexual gratification from stalking me.

But you're barking at the wrong tree.
Anyone who knows me can vouch that I'm just a fat, average looking middle aged woman.
Nevertheless, I'm waaay out of your league from other pov"s.

So you two losers would better switch your interests towards more vulgar and superficial women. Try the pollular kids. :rose:
 
Don't quote him, don't engage him.


As a corollary to the points I made in the other thread, there is clearly a culture of rhetorical abuse that comes from the Left the the right just doesn't really engage in until you put their backs to the wall.

The difference between debate and dialectic. ;) ;)

The debater is more prone to violence because the debater is always right and their target is not only just wrong, but evil to top it off. You can say any low, loath thing to someone who is evil, you can even assume that theu are sub-human [sic].
 
Happy Thursday!!!


The kids will be in the area next week for their somewhat routine June vacation. They missed last summer because they went to the Med. It'll be good to see them.


I could stand to go back to bed and sleep some more.


But there are weasels to keep happy, so . . . .

Good morning! Nice to see Lit's titty bar is till under good management. Had a great time in Glacier. Looks like Comey is going to be front and center today.
 
Are you anticipating a sudden change of heart towards Comey when he doesn't say what the Democrats have believed that he will say for weeks now?


;) ;)
 
They leave it by the back door here as well, so maybe it depends on the shipper and whether they require a signature?

We abandoned the shop work for today, there is construction all around so we will be working from the house this afternoon. I bought the guys lunch on the way back to keep them happy, gyros and greek salads :)
 
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