TSCLT3.0: A Beast Unlike Any Known To Man . . .

[hashtag34]

Because I had to spend a lot of my consulting years dealing with computer security.

We needed some combinations for our locks on our suitcases last week. The Queen went to, use Princess' birthdate...



How about our address?



And that reminds me of the TSA. We purchased locks specifically designed to facilitate the TSA's ability to keep us safe. Each lock had a code on it telling the TSA which key, in their possession, would unlock it. Did they do that???

OH HELL NO! They just cut the lock cable and threw the lock away leaving a preprinted note that this was their right.

Good thing it was the Queen's bag on the return trip home. They got to rifle through all of our dirty laundry. Serves them right.

That's quite some paranoia..

I'm the opposite. My tendency towards forgetfullness is my greatest enemy. So I try to keep it as simple as possible, especially since I got locked out of my own email account.
As did you.…

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because I had to spend a lot of my consulting years dealing with computer security.

We needed some combinations for our locks on our suitcases last week. The Queen went to, use Princess' birthdate...



How about our address?



And that reminds me of the TSA. We purchased locks specifically designed to facilitate the TSA's ability to keep us safe. Each lock had a code on it telling the TSA which key, in their possession, would unlock it. Did they do that???

OH HELL NO! They just cut the lock cable and threw the lock away leaving a preprinted note that this was their right.

Good thing it was the Queen's bag on the return trip home. They got to rifle through all of our dirty laundry. Serves them right.

Seriously, I hate those fetid cunts.


They pay fer shit and they get shit, but they manage to make them think, if such is possible for their ilk, that they're saving the world and that we're all Usamah the Cave-Dweller and that we're lower than dirt.


It's probably about time they got privatized, too.


Sorry, but Mum doesn't look like a turr'st, really . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I maintain coded lists of passwords.


At work, where there is about zero need for security, I use keyboard patterns. All I need to know is the first letter and the pattern...

 

[hashtag34]

Thank the gods!!!


Allah especially.


I wasn't sure what to think anymore, and it was hurting my head.

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Thanks.

On a related note: it looks like you guys got yourselves another follower: endruda.
Most likely an alt, possibly even Rob.
Although it hasn't produced any jaw- dropping comments yet, to be him.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Princess even got a pat down and we had pre-check tickets, so we were going through the lines which did not require us to take off shoes and belts or open our bags for inspection...


What were they thinking? She might be a Uighur?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That's quite some paranoia..

I'm the opposite. My tendency towards forgetfullness is my greatest enemy. So I try to keep it as simple as possible, especially since I got locked out of my own email account.
As did you.…

I have few passwords.


My Apple account pissed me off the most. After having to reset it it and they wouldn't accept it because I had used it recently, I finally just strung together a vile phrase of obscenities and went with that.


Funny, that's the one I can remember . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

That one may already be on my ignore list.


I don't know which is longer, that list or the list of banned busybody alts...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Thanks.

On a related note: it looks like you guys got yourselves another follower: endruda.
Most likely an alt, possibly even Rob.
Although it hasn't produced any jaw- dropping comments yet, to be him.

He can't contain himself, really. Pathetic, I know . . . .

Princess even got a pat down and we had pre-check tickets, so we were going through the lines which did not require us to take off shoes and belts or open our bags for inspection...


What were they thinking? She might be a Uighur?

That she's cute.


Purrverts!!!

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Purr-verts in deed!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can get behind this:


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...shoot-them-yourselves/?utm_term=.ccce71f0b75b

Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves

A couple of months ago, Czech President Milos Zeman made an unusual request: He urged citizens to arm themselves against a possible "super-Holocaust" carried out by Muslim terrorists.

Never mind that there are fewer than 4,000 Muslims in this country of 10 million people — gun purchases spiked. One shop owner in East Bohemia, a region in the northern center of the Czech Republic, told a local paper that people were scared of a "wave of Islamists."

Now the country's interior ministry is pushing a constitutional change that would let citizens use guns against terrorists. Proponents say this could save lives if an attack occurs and police are delayed or unable to make their way to the scene. To become law, Parliament must approve the proposal; they'll vote in the coming months

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I love this guy!



Drop him into the middle of KANSAS and he would blend...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Have you seen this story out of Oklahoma?


Man shoots and kills a father who is drowning his infant twins...



Fucking Liberal DA is considering bringing charges against the shooter. In-fucking-sane!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have to figure out how best to get my fucking punch work done at work.


Maybe the easiest thing to do is just to be the punch guy. Ask no quarter and expect none, and give none.


I'll bounce it off the PM this morning. Likely he'll accept it, I suppose. It's the easier and softer way . . . .


I'll take a box of donuts to work tomorrow, as that'll cinch it.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Have you seen this story out of Oklahoma?


Man shoots and kills a father who is drowning his infant twins...



Fucking Liberal DA is considering bringing charges against the shooter. In-fucking-sane!

No, not a word.


Remember, I listen to Lib'rul Media.


Littard approved, most likely.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Guns saving lives is not a popular story in many quarters...





Those people probably find donuts deplorable too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Not quite, but the fat that follows after is dreadfully deplorable.


Okay, so I'll all clean and dressed in clean stuff. My new shirts I ordered last week came yesterday, so I'm wearing one of them to work today. I scored a decent sale.


I loves mah cotton. The guys wear the company shirts with some regularity - not a natural fiber to be found.


Them weasels over there? Yeah, them weasels!!! They need seein', and Ah'm just the man for the job, too . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

My big goal for today is to get the truck in for an oil change...



I'm so fucking motivated.

 

[RobDownSouth]

30 minutes with the Chief:

I need to brag.
I got a big raise yesterday. It was YUUUUUUGE!

I really am contemplating hanging it all up again.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oil change done!


No waiting, no muss, no fuss. Now I'm waiting for my poppers to bake. Yum...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Poppers gone.


Nap time.

 

[Endrura]

Thanks.

On a related note: it looks like you guys got yourselves another follower: endruda.
Most likely an alt, possibly even Rob.
Although it hasn't produced any jaw- dropping comments yet, to be him.

Sorry but I'm not even sure who Rob is and I don't have a penis. I was on here long ago but that handle won't reactivate for some reason so now I'm Endruda because it wasn't taken. Believe it or not I'm a decent sort and not here to cause problems, I just like company and Wat has been missing from his normal morning posts elsewhere so I followed him here.

Have you seen this story out of Oklahoma?
Man shoots and kills a father who is drowning his infant twins...
Fucking Liberal DA is considering bringing charges against the shooter. In-fucking-sane!

I think the man deserves a medal for saving the children but a small part of me wishes the father had survived and been tossed in general population.

Poppers gone.
Nap time.

I just took my pups for a long walk and they are both napping now. My afternoon will be filled working on the computer and drinking herbal teas.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home from work. Longest fucking day there yet.


If I failed to make an adequate fuss over the yuuuuuuuge fucking raise, please accept both my apologies and my belated congratulations.


In other news, the PM - yes, that same PM - paid me as good a compliment as I think I ever have received in nigh on to 40 years of work. He told me that he had specifically requested for me to be here in Hampton to help rein in the clusterfuck from the back end. He said that my job, the last complex, is the only one of the four that is done. He said that he need my "good eye" to raise the completion bar here. He said that he very much likes working with me. I think he said something else, too, but my head was swollen enough that it was making it hard to hear.


He also said we're getting rid of one of the other 2 guys - we're keeping Fibber Magee and getting rid of Mollie. Which is okay with me.


And I forgot to ask for a raise. I guess I was really that flabbergasted.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Believe it or not I'm a decent sort and not here to cause problems, I just like company and Wat has been missing from his normal morning posts elsewhere so I followed him here.

Awww, thank you very much. Truthiness is, I haven't posted very much outside of this thread with any regularity in quite a while.


But keep an eye on that Wat. He can be a mean one, Mr. Grinch.


Meanwhile, the leftover Chinese is pretty good tonight.


I should be confident that I'll be in bed reading within the hour, if not seeking the Zzzzzs.


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[Wat_Tyler]

Oh dear, it looks like Laurel has actually peeped into this thread - or wherever I posted that dare.


Now that's some funny shit!!!


Now I'll really need more assatars.


And this is some show-winning steel if ever there were some:


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[Wat_Tyler]

How come they're called sock puppets everywhere else and alts here???


Does anyone really care?


Maybe it was the hamster comments, or the threats to overload it.


Okay, enough of today . . . .

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