TSCLT3.0: A Beast Unlike Any Known To Man . . .

[Wat_Tyler]

I have known people who could fuck up an anvil with a wooden mallet.


The housemate seems to have a touch of that in her.


If she ever presumes to touch my cantankerous Deere, it's her hands, I shit you not.


I have yet to pay for a mower to cut this yard, and I ain't about to start now.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I think I'll look for a garage sale push mower and tell her that from now on out, if she breaks a the riding mowers, she either learns to fix them or she gets pushing...





Of course that would be tantamount to suicide on my part, but it is a thought.

That reminds me, I need to get the guns out of the safe and put them back into their hiding holes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't know what the fuck it is about New Zealand, maybe the isolation and detachment of it all, but some of the looniest and meanest posters over the years have identified with that bit of rock out in the ocean. The newest one doesn't even seem to realize how weak his game is compared to some of the winners of the past...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Every corner of every house should have a long gun. Just sayin'.


It's nice to see that Littardz know pretty close to fuck-all about real estate valuations and how to do it. I'd say that Barry and Co are right in there with them . . . .


So I'm confused now as to which hashie is ours and which are the alts.


We have a busy week coming up. I have to try to stay ahead of the silly production goofs . . . as I come along behind them. Looks like a neat trick, if I can pull it off.

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[Wat_Tyler]

I don't know what the fuck it is about New Zealand, maybe the isolation and detachment of it all, but some of the looniest and meanest posters over the years have identified with that bit of rock out in the ocean. The newest one doesn't even seem to realize how weak his game is compared to some of the winners of the past...

Was it penal colony 2? I cunt remember.


I think the indigenous peoples were kinda ornery about giving it up to the invaders.


Something about sheep . . . . Maybe, other than our hashie, they're short on wimminz.


Besides Debbie, that is . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I need to brag.




I got a big raise yesterday. It was YUUUUUUGE!



There seems to be a lot of optimism being passed around since the start of the new year...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Today is my 11th monthiversary on this job. I haven't heard shit about raises, evaluations, bonuseseses, or anything else.


I do know that I'm getting paid, and that now I'm getting mileage, too.


I'm not bitchin', I'm just askin' . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

It seems that to upper management that I am quite the indispensable man, especially when it comes to training.


I guess all those years of teaching are continuing to pay off.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm skeert to think that I'm particularly indispensable, you know. After all, I was looking for a job when they hired me . . .


and they were a'lookin' for somebody for the job . . . .


Looks like rain for most of the day. I can hardly wait.


And I reckon that I should start to saddle up . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I was retired when they asked me back.


The raise should keep me around through the rest of the year. Maybe I need to take another long vacation...


hmmmm......

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I recall that. You were recalled.


How odd is that???


I think they love me enough here. We'll see.


Meanwhile, they be weasel what need seein', so it's outta here . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I really am contemplating hanging it all up again.



I can figure out enough things to do around here to keep mind and hands busy...

 

[Endrura]

My grass cutting and yard work is currently hired out
I'm self-employed so my boss is a bitch
No retirement in sight for me but I'm not ready for it anyway
And New Zealand is a small island, like NFLD they tend to be hard people who can survive almost anything as long as the stills keep going.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They made my horse retire...


She's probably up in KANSAS pulling a wagon.

 

[RubiDia]

Don't know . . . .

Really?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home - late.


Having ice cream for dinner . . . because I can.


Since I "stole" yossi's avatar, I have considered playing with it in a picture program and making Other Versions of it. This one and her Other Ass, too. Or I could farm that work out to Some Retired Injun, Fawkin or otherwise . . . .


Don't call me to attend a fucking protest with you, but please call when you want to start shooting, okay???

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[Wat_Tyler]

Really?

I'm scared to say . . . .


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[4est_4est_Gump]

Home - late.


Having ice cream for dinner . . . because I can.


Since I "stole" yossi's avatar, I have considered playing with it in a picture program and making Other Versions of it. This one and her Other Ass, too. Or I could farm that work out to Some Retired Injun, Fawkin or otherwise . . . .


Don't call me to attend a fucking protest with you, but please call when you want to start shooting, okay???

...

Hate to break it to you, but Byron did all of my AVs, most of them after I gave him all of the passwords to my accounts...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

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Yes, they're small...
Hence the camera angle.

Now they look bigger!

Little girls,
Big tricks!​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


And don't that just figure? That's okay, I have make all of mine for eons, not that they're all that and a sack of chips, but still. It's as much me goofing on the kewl kidz as anything else.


Coffee will be ready shortly. Once in a while, the housemate will program the coffee maker and it'll be ready early. Or she'll just put it together. I find it and turn it on. Me, I wait until morning. I should at least put it together the night before. Maybe I should learn the machine.


Damn thing.

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[hashtag34]

Hate to break it to you, but Byron did all of my AVs, most of them after I gave him all of the passwords to my accounts...

Why don't you use the same password?

I only use two to everything But bank accounts, because one can't remember so many.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why don't you use the same password?

I only use two to everything But bank accounts, because one can't remember so many.

You are our hashie, right?


Not one of those fake ones that's running about lately?


Apparently, I don't get banned frequently enough to be able to keep up with what happens.


I'm thinking that, were I to get put out, that I'd likely stay out.

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[hashtag34]

You are our hashie, right?


Not one of those fake ones that's running about lately?


Apparently, I don't get banned frequently enough to be able to keep up with what happens.


I'm thinking that, were I to get put out, that I'd likely stay out.

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Haha but no, it's me.

Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why don't you use the same password?

I only use two to everything But bank accounts, because one can't remember so many.

Because I had to spend a lot of my consulting years dealing with computer security.

We needed some combinations for our locks on our suitcases last week. The Queen went to, use Princess' birthdate...



How about our address?



And that reminds me of the TSA. We purchased locks specifically designed to facilitate the TSA's ability to keep us safe. Each lock had a code on it telling the TSA which key, in their possession, would unlock it. Did they do that???

OH HELL NO! They just cut the lock cable and threw the lock away leaving a preprinted note that this was their right.

Good thing it was the Queen's bag on the return trip home. They got to rifle through all of our dirty laundry. Serves them right.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Haha but no, it's me.

Thanks for the chuckle.

Thank the gods!!!


Allah especially.


I wasn't sure what to think anymore, and it was hurting my head.

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