The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVIII: Suffering Sappho!

[spacekowboy]

I'm just here for Sinny's sweet, sweet rack.

 

[trysail]

National Radar Mosaic.
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[Sinny]

I'm just here for Sinny's sweet, sweet rack.

 

[spacekowboy]

*motorb oats*

 

[Sean]

http://fraghero.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/lad.jpg

Takes more than a fucking terrorist attack to make a Brit spill his pint.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

*motorb oats*

My favorite kinda oats!

http://www.quakeroats.com/images/default-source/products/00030000010204_a1c1_heroc5f559418cb46e438643ff2300547e50

Move over, Quaker...there's a new bowl in town!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Life is often way too short. Hug your people and say the words.

 

[pink]

Brits are the bees knees.


...........


Fuck my driver spun and took out another car. fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck

 

[Ethical_Slut]

Really? ICK!

 

[thør]

I'm just here for Sinny's sweet, sweet rack.

Indeed!

 

[yossi]

Takes more than a fucking terrorist attack to make a Brit spill his pint.

I saw this video clip yesterday of a guy outside a pub, someone had thrown a rock toward the window to smash it. The man, whilst holding his pint and not spilling a drop, reaches over to catch the rock and put it down on the table beside him. I was impressed.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
https://www.curiouscuisiniere.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/French-Onion-Omelette-4984.1.5pin.jpg

 

[Conager]

Man mowing his lawn with a tornado looming. He said he was "keeping an eye on it".
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aVqAR6n_700b.jpg

Brilliant! No need to rake.

 

[pointless]

Mutation for flight abilities shouldn't take too long, the roaches already do it here. Prolly get in a few summers before the collective hive-mind figures out how to swarm.

some cockroaches have always been able to fly. used to see them in south carolina every once in awhile. scared the shit out of me the first time, but then i saw one of the creepy centipedes they have down there and i stopped caring about fucking cockroaches.

 

[Jennifer]

Decluttering and it feels so good.

 

[pointless]

of course, then i saw my first palmetto bug. that was a fairly jarring experience at well since i was eating at waffle house at the time and out comes a bug at least as big as my thumb chill as chill could be.

 

[lovetoread]

i got all happy about the emails from laurel on my bday

too bad they were from someone trying to get my password

 

[RobDownSouth]

some cockroaches have always been able to fly. used to see them in south carolina every once in awhile. scared the shit out of me the first time, but then i saw one of the creepy centipedes they have down there and i stopped caring about fucking cockroaches.

Palmetto bugs are simply cockroaches genetically re-engineered to haul lumber.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Meanieheads.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

yikes

very specific targeting

 

[HarryHill]

Meanieheads.

..
Twinkkkkkkkk!

 

[thør]

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[Wings]

If this is how this summer is going to go I need to put in a pool.

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/bd7ggnA.gif

 

[SeeNoHearNoSpeakNo]

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