The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVIII: Suffering Sappho!

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Or maybe eat constantly. Like maybe get some sort of line direct to stomach. Just mash up a daily amount of carbs, protein and vitamins in a bag. Have it slowly constant feed into guts.

That sounds like more of a bother than cooking and eating though. And a bit invasive.
 
The Joy of Cooking says that all vegetables are equal. You can get any of the required nutrients from a single veggie. No need for specialty veggie of the month. Protein is protein. Carbs are carbs. Decide on one veggie, one source of protein and one source of carbs and your good to go for life. A microwave and a food processor and you could have a nutritional food paste that you can freeze and bring out three times daily. No wondering what to eat. Only damn thing in the freezer. Put it in cake icer and wash down with a glass of water or two.
 
Gawd, I would SO like to see us able to be free of those cocksure arrogant bastards.

We have to get along with our neighbours no matter how boorish and loud they are. Can't really call the cops and file a noise or bad smell complaint.
 
The Joy of Cooking says that all vegetables are equal. You can get any of the required nutrients from a single veggie. No need for specialty veggie of the month. Protein is protein. Carbs are carbs. Decide on one veggie, one source of protein and one source of carbs and your good to go for life. A microwave and a food processor and you could have a nutritional food paste that you can freeze and bring out three times daily. No wondering what to eat. Only damn thing in the freezer. Put it in cake icer and wash down with a glass of water or two.

That sounds rather drab... :eek:

I was thinking one nice meal every other day or something. It should still be enjoyable. Just not so much work.
 
We have to get along with our neighbours no matter how boorish and loud they are. Can't really call the cops and file a noise or bad smell complaint.

Some Administrations actually conform to international agreements... This fuckhead makes Cheney look like a choir-boy.
 
That sounds rather drab... :eek:

I was thinking one nice meal every other day or something. It should still be enjoyable. Just not so much work.

You'd get used to it. Think of the time savings. Hours in a day, days in a month. The increased productivity! Probably cheap too. And healthy if right basic food choice made. Controllable portion sizes.

Save time and money. Better spent on more important things. Health benefits. Small sacrifice!
 
You'd get used to it. Think of the time savings. Hours in a day, days in a month. The increased productivity! Probably cheap too. And healthy if right basic food choice made. Controllable portion sizes.

Save time and money. Better spent on more important things. Health benefits. Small sacrifice!

Soylent green anyone? :p
 
Soylent green anyone? :p

Gotta cut the heads of so you don't eat brain matter. Not healthy, nasty diseases.

Now earthworms would work.

Big fat juicy ones.
Eeeny weeny teeny ones.
See how the wiggle and squirm.
Chop off their heads.
And squeeze out the juice.
And throw the tails away.
Nobody knows how I survive.
On worms three times a day!
 
Chaos is making me tear up, I'm such a sap sometimes. Justin and his band are just so awesome. It's great to see them making a splash in Vegas, but never forgetting where they came from. :heart:
 
at 7 tomorrow evening, we will be seeing WW

did yall preorder the tickets yet?
 
Gotta cut the heads of so you don't eat brain matter. Not healthy, nasty diseases.

Now earthworms would work.

Big fat juicy ones.
Eeeny weeny teeny ones.
See how the wiggle and squirm.
Chop off their heads.
And squeeze out the juice.
And throw the tails away.
Nobody knows how I survive.
On worms three times a day!

But doggone it, you're good enough, you're smart enough and people like you!

:cool:
 
Oh as a by the by, I went with a grilled ham and cheese on rye, with strawberries and wavy chips.

Dessert though... that's still up in the air. No works or soylent green soy drink. :eek:
 
The Princess Bride is on, my evening is complete.

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just let me know if she actually says suffering sappho in the movie. it'll make me happy. i'll probably giggle.
 
The Joy of Cooking says that all vegetables are equal. You can get any of the required nutrients from a single veggie. No need for specialty veggie of the month. Protein is protein. Carbs are carbs. Decide on one veggie, one source of protein and one source of carbs and your good to go for life. A microwave and a food processor and you could have a nutritional food paste that you can freeze and bring out three times daily. No wondering what to eat. Only damn thing in the freezer. Put it in cake icer and wash down with a glass of water or two.

Just reading that makes me want to kill myself.
 
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