numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

I like softer rounder better.

I'm glad... I have to confess that mine are getting softer and rounder by the day here! Too many gorgeous things to eat

How are you, lovely man? I read that you're planning to be free of your second job in a couple of months, that sounds great for your free time

 

[numeniusa]

I'm happy to wear stockings in hot weather if I'm going to a cool place, but I'm use to wearing boots with them. Need to find some nice walkable shoes.

Ooh! Boots! I love boots in the winter. I have a pair I particularly like which have cross-lacing up the front and quite a heel. There's a picture of them in here somewhere way back, as I recall. They are known as 'the kinky boots'

The trouble with the walkability is that it comes at the expense of the niceness, often, I reckon. Well, if you measure 'niceness' as 'makes my legs look longer, my bum tauter, raises my overall fuckability quotient by several points', and so on

 

[numeniusa]

Walkable shoes are the best (although some fashion outlets might try to convince otherwise).

Having said that. it's amazing how even the highest heels can become walkable after a few glasses of wine. That's how it looked to me, anyway.
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What?! I must be drinking the wrong kind of wine I am way more likely to fall off my vertiginous heels after a few scoops

 

[numeniusa]

How many glasses of wine will I need to walk on stilts?

We need to see this. *arranges film crew*

 

[numeniusa]

Here's the double sun lounger thing on our roof terrace. As yet untested.

http://i.imgur.com/bXBLKWl.jpg

The whole terrace is only visible from the balconies of the apartment across the way you can see to the right, and the one next to it. Haven't seen anybody on either of them yet! And once it goes dark.... *lairy grin*

 

[DarkSimian]

Here's the double sun lounger thing on our roof terrace. As yet untested.

http://i.imgur.com/bXBLKWl.jpg

The whole terrace is only visible from the balconies of the apartment across the way you can see to the right, and the one next to it. Haven't seen anybody on either of them yet! And once it goes dark.... *lairy grin*

I will need a full report, Lady Numi

 

[numeniusa]

I will need a full report, Lady Numi

Oh, I shall very much enjoy delivering one, Lord Dark

At least this year there's no danger of the people in the room next door blundering out onto an adjoining balcony just as I'm about to cum!

 

[suckonsimon]

Enjoy a lovely time, N&H! xx

 

[Mindfondler]

What?! I must be drinking the wrong kind of wine I am way more likely to fall off my vertiginous heels after a few scoops

Perhaps the difference in tinglebliss's case is that the wine gives her the bravado to walk in the high heels with confidence and abandonment, rather than shuffling along shyly.
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[DarkSimian]

Oh, I shall very much enjoy delivering one, Lord Dark

At least this year there's no danger of the people in the room next door blundering out onto an adjoining balcony just as I'm about to cum!

You could have at least had the courtesy to invite them to join you

 

[hotoldrguy]

I will need a full report, Lady Numi

you have your night vision camera ready of course...we do need PICS

 

[papadoc19]

*adjusts sexy glasses*

Now let's talk about length...

(That is an actual cricket thing. It is, really! *innocent face*)

H made me laugh while we were there.

Him: I do hope he gets the cock out soon...
Me: *goggles* Wait, what?
Him: de Kock, I hope he gets de Kock out soon...
Me: Oh... Quinton de Kock. Right...

Sure...if you say so...

 

[numeniusa]

Enjoy a lovely time, N&H! xx

Thank you, Simon, it's been pretty damn idyllic so far

I think of you every day at breakfast - there is a honeycomb served at the buffet table, from which which one is invited to hack off a chunk. Absolutely delicious.

 

[numeniusa]

Perhaps the difference in tinglebliss's case is that the wine gives her the bravado to walk in the high heels with confidence and abandonment, rather than shuffling along shyly.
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I'm told by those who know that confidence and abandonment in a women are Extremely Sexy Indeed. So this is a good thing, and you should offer her the finest wines known to man at every suitable opportunity

H and I were talking about this recently, actually, that if a woman wears something sexy, whether by virtue of its low-cut neckline, or high heel, or short skirt, she should wear it with confidence and enjoy it, not pull at it in an embarrassed way. Own that cleavage, those legs, that six-inch heel!

 

[numeniusa]

You could have at least had the courtesy to invite them to join you

I see where you're going with that, and of course I approve, but I think on this occasion the elderly mother might have been rather alarmed

 

[numeniusa]

you have your night vision camera ready of course...we do need PICS

Hehe...

Well, I was a bit busy for pictures, but I will be delighted to paint a picture for you with words soon

I can't entirely rule out the apartments opposite having a night vision camera, of course...

 

[numeniusa]

Sure...if you say so...

Cricket commentators love to talk about length. I always slightly wonder if their tongues are in their cheeks a tiny bit

I myself do also like to talk about length. But i am firmly of the opinion that girth is more important, and strangely, that never comes up in the commentary...

 

[tnman03]

Hello Nume, beautiful new AV. How goes things in Paradise? Hopefully the two of you have found hidden adventures there to mention in later posts. I hope you've taken more pictures to share here as well.

 

[numeniusa]

Hello Nume, beautiful new AV. How goes things in Paradise? Hopefully the two of you have found hidden adventures there to mention in later posts. I hope you've taken more pictures to share here as well.

Hey, tnman! And thank you! I'm hoping to reduce the tan line somewhat through shameless public exposure

It's gorgeous, just gorgeous. We have one more day tomorrow of being waited on hand and foot, then we're moving to a nearby bit of paradise for a week in a lovely villa, where I'm hoping the terraces (of which there are apparently three ) are as secluded as this one

I shall definitely describe our starlit adventure for you. I do need to work on that coconut oil, er, 'spillage' on the lovely white sunlounger...

 

[vibes]

Welcome back, I guess

 

[numeniusa]

Welcome back, I guess

vibes! You guess correctly Unless that was a grudging shoulder shrug kind of 'I guess'

Gorgeous, as ever. Er, your country, obviously

 

[vibes]

vibes! You guess correctly Unless that was a grudging shoulder shrug kind of 'I guess'

Gorgeous, as ever. Er, your country, obviously

No, of course there was no grudging shoulder shrug involved!

Thank you, I guess ... whereabouts, if I may ask?

 

[numeniusa]

No, of course there was no grudging shoulder shrug involved!

Thank you, I guess ... whereabouts, if I may ask?

We got here on a boat, and have a view of Vesuvio, there's a couple of clues We move to the costiera amalfitana on Saturday, although not to an especially posh (ie expensive) bit

 

[vibes]

We got here on a boat, and have a view of Vesuvio, there's a couple of clues We move to the costiera amalfitana on Saturday, although not to an especially posh (ie expensive) bit

Vedi Napoli eppoi muori ...

Have fun, guys!

 

[papadoc19]

Cricket commentators love to talk about length. I always slightly wonder if their tongues are in their cheeks a tiny bit

I myself do also like to talk about length. But i am firmly of the opinion that girth is more important, and strangely, that never comes up in the commentary...

*Takes notes*

PS: Your ass looks amazing, Numi.