The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush

[chillywilly2]

Wasn't your mom in the movies, chill?

https://youtu.be/wEB_hhr2eQg

Beats me...mom passed a few years ago

 

[raindancer]

The air is thick like molasses. I want to run through a sprinkler!

 

[Lancecastor]

Beats me...mom passed a few years ago

Ass cancer?

 

[trysail]

The brainless idiots of the media babbling idiocies in a constant effort to fill airtime and empty space in newspapers end up spreading more erroneous information and crackpot ideas than all of Russia combined.





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[adrina]

Some people are just too damn happy. Ha.

 

[chillywilly2]

Some people are just too damn happy. Ha.

Tell that to Wings

 

[adrina]

Tell that to Wings

I don't think I'll venture that just right now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Some people are just too damn happy. Ha.

Also known as 'cunts'.

 

[adrina]

Also known as 'cunts'.

Now what if I was being sarcastic and I meant they were being unnecessarily miserable?

Are they "cunts" as well?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[adrina]

Cunts are the best and the worst of us. The day Fata first called me a cunt was a happy day.

Good to know. I think I may need an education in all of this.

 

[raindancer]

Caught in a thunderstorm on the riding mower was slightly scary but fun. Now, only half the yard is done!

 

[Saint Peter]

oh
yeah

 

[Emerson40]

it's the lightning that packs a real punch.

 

[raindancer]

Yes! And dodging limbs!

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[silver gurl]

Mini vacation starts now!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cunts are the best and the worst of us. The day Fata first called me a cunt was a happy day.

True this. I called Pip a cunt earlier trying to coax him in with your balls. He's flat out asleep now. I just blew a raspberry on his beans and he kicked me hard in the forehead.

 

[spacekowboy]

Caught in a thunderstorm on the riding mower was slightly scary but fun. Now, only half the yard is done!

This right here...


Sexy AF.

 

[butters]

True this. I called Pip a cunt earlier trying to coax him in with your balls. He's flat out asleep now. I just blew a raspberry on his beans and he kicked me hard in the forehead.

what a star

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18740627_1855818097762493_1103347676938144773_n.png?oh=a44d01946061651612a52aa8335c759f&oe=59AA1529

I am happy. I am over the fucking moon. I'm just tired.

naps! just had a 2+1/2 hour one. superb. ceiling fan on, clothes off - exactly what was needed after a very broken night's sleep. Paddy's decided he's sleeping on the front porch at nights now, where our bedroom windows are - only problem is he's walking on the table, the glider, finding things to chew, snuffling in at the open window and pushing the screens. oh boy we've had to rearrange the furniture out there so maybe he won't find the windows so easily. with his long legs, it's not gonna matter soon.

 

[neci]

http://s7.images.www.tvn.hu/2013/02/25/19/22/www.tvn.hu_d9f6b5683038e0543facea883d8ba60c.gif

 

[neci]

you know what sounds good right now?

a bath.

 

[raindancer]

I'm meant to stay soaked today. Aphids! I sprayed 16 tomato plants with soapy water. The humidity won.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm meant to stay soaked today. Aphids! I sprayed 16 tomato plants with soapy water. The humidity won.

Sounds like you need to have a Ladybug Picnic.

Aphids hate Ladybugs.