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[Endless_Night]

Nope. You dare not.

Aw, c'mon. I'm a materialistic, satanic, psychopath. You can tell me.

 

[ViciousTease]

I'm a Pisces and I gotta say... a lot of this is spot on.

Now............. who wants to tickle my pickle?

You have a pickle??

How you doin'?

Aw, c'mon. I'm a materialistic, satanic, psychopath. You can tell me.

*attempts a gangster voice* Fine, fine. I used to surf for porn, but I never could get my hands on the really good stuff. I don't gotta look no more. I know a guy ... he delivers.

 

[Lunation]

I do love me a carnival!


So, your crush should take that advice or you're taking that advice for your crush?

I'm a Taurus so I guess my crush should?

I should stop googling this stuff ... but it's horoscopes or porn and I'm trying to cut down.

This does not compute.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f8fa2292c66fbef08fd656a6cb381f54/tumblr_ms97j41bAs1revz5to1_500.gif

 

[Endless_Night]

< *attempts a gangster voice* Fine, fine. I used to surf for porn, but I never could get my hands on the really good stuff. I don't gotta look no more. I know a guy ... he delivers.

I see. In brown paper wrappers?

I'm I the only one who doesn't surf for (or have delivered) porn? I feel like such an oddity....

*sigh*

* * *

Oh, and I have pickles, people. Homemade. Just saying.

 

[ViciousTease]

This does not compute.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f8fa2292c66fbef08fd656a6cb381f54/tumblr_ms97j41bAs1revz5to1_500.gif

*whispers* I'll get you the hook up. My guy is good.

I see. In brown paper wrappers?

I'm I the only one who doesn't surf for (or have delivered) porn? I feel like such an oddity....

*sigh*

* * *

Oh, and I have pickles, people. Homemade. Just saying.

You don't surf for porn?? Where does it come from? I don't understand ...

... wait ...

"Homemade!" I see what you did there. Kinky, EN. Very kinky.

 

[Endless_Night]

< You don't surf for porn?? Where does it come from? I don't understand ...

... wait ...

"Homemade!" I see what you did there. Kinky, EN. Very kinky.

Hahahahaha! You know, it just doesn't do much for me. Why am I embarrassed by that?

#somethingwrongwithme

And, errr...yeah. Kinky.

*pretends I know what she's talking about*

 

[SassySheDevil]

And once you catch him or her ...

https://media.musely.com/u/d3fe79cc-b70a-4afb-bb71-e828ad460698.jpg

I guess I get candles under the stars? Can't complain.

^^^ Me too. I do love candles.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ok, last one I swear.

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/13549544_1224022877622436_39116414_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTI4ODY2MjY0MTU0MzQ2Nzc0MQ%3D%3D.2

OK, I hope to god no one ever said that to me.

 

[ViciousTease]

Hahahahaha! You know, it just doesn't do much for me. Why am I embarrassed by that?

#somethingwrongwithme

And, errr...yeah. Kinky.

*pretends I know what she's talking about*

So, do you deliver? My guy doesn't have any of the homemade stuff.

OK, I hope to god no one ever said that to me.

LOL My sign is Cancer, so no real gems there either. Then again, I kind of like cheesy pick up lines if they're said with humor and a wink.

 

[SassySheDevil]

LOL My sign is Cancer, so no real gems there either. Then again, I kind of like cheesy pick up lines if they're said with humor and a wink.

ok, I admit I giggled at Cancers.

 

[Endless_Night]

So, do you deliver? My guy doesn't have any of the homemade stuff. >

Ohhhhh!!!

Okay. Now I'm just embarrassed.

< LOL My sign is Cancer, so no real gems there either. Then again, I kind of like cheesy pick up lines if they're said with humor and a wink.

OK, I hope to god no one ever said that to me.

LOL! The Sagittarius "Masterpiece" one is just the absolute worst!

 

[SassySheDevil]

LOL! The Sagittarius "Masterpiece" one is just the absolute worst!

Yeah, that's pretty bad. I also laughed at Scorpio. I could actually see a few of my friends trying that one.

 

[Lunation]

Alright, VT, hook me up.

 

[default24]

I'm a Pisces and I gotta say... a lot of this is spot on.

Now............. who wants to tickle my pickle?

I'll tickle it. What do you do, like use a feather?

*whispers* I'll get you the hook up. My guy is good.

Whoa, whoa, we don't need to have secrets here do we?

Alright, VT, hook me up.

Why can't this be a collaborative effort, hook us all up!

 

[Trekka]

^agreed. Sharing = caring.

 

[ViciousTease]

Hey now, we've gotta keep this on the down low. Can't have my guy getting nervous and shutting me down.

 

[Trekka]

I'm sure we could come up with a way to soothe him...

 

[default24]

I'm sure we could come up with a way to soothe him...

We ALL can. Teamwork!

 

[Suz_anne]

We ALL can. Teamwork!

Makes the dream work.

 

[ViciousTease]

*doesn't share well*

Now, if y'all wanted to calm my nerves ...

 

[Endless_Night]

Did I miss anything?

 

[default24]

Did I miss anything?

Ohhhh, just VT being a big 'ol cocktease

 

[ViciousTease]

Ohhhh, just VT being a big 'ol cocktease

So, the usual.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ohhhh, just VT being a big 'ol cocktease

So, the usual.

Hahahaha! Okay. Yeah.

 

[default24]

So, the usual.

It is kind of your namesake isn't it? I definitely should've seen that one coming