Cock Map

[Lunation]

Perfect. Now to inflate the important things...

The pony sex doll?

 

[Trekka]

The pony sex doll?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d8834b6c54d2a44dde13080bcdf48259/tumblr_n8h9e0HiJz1r3iv2ko1_400.gif

 

[default24]

Perfect. Now to inflate the important things...

This thing?
http://www.tourportland.com/bachelorette_party_kit_bar_crawl_files/image002.jpg
You said you had the cowgirl attire, right?

 

[Endless_Night]

This one's for you, Lunation

<pic snip>

And now I find myself trying to pair Litsters with ponies....

*this thread never fails to deliver*

 

[default24]

And now I find myself trying to pair Litsters with ponies....

*this thread never fails to deliver*

How'd it go? What pony matches have you come up with? I know lutino must be curious

 

[Trekka]

Clearly I am Fluttershy.

 

[default24]

Clearly I am Fluttershy.

I had to go back to the map to see which one was fluttershy. Imagine my dismay when they weren't labeled. Google helped for an ID, but everything after that was soooooo much more than I bargained for

 

[Endless_Night]

How'd it go? What pony matches have you come up with? I know lutino must be curious

A few. Which I will, of course, keep to myself.

I may have gotten side-tracked by this little number. Imagining the lurid tales Lunation could spin.

Though...I'm not quite sure I could get a story. I am...The Killer.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/IMG_25691495582099.JPG

 

[default24]

A few. Which I will, of course, keep to myself.
YOU TEASE!!!!
I may have gotten side-tracked by this little number. Imagining the lurid tales Lunation could spin.
Something tells me he would be the killer
Though...I'm not quite sure I could get a story. I am...The Killer.
What a twist! It's just like the scream movies...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/IMG_25691495582099.JPG

If you're the killer, then we're at McD's

 

[Endless_Night]

If you're the killer, then we're at McD's

McD's?

Edit: But I love the blue font.

 

[default24]

McD's?

Edit: But I love the blue font.

Because I'm a Gemini...

 

[Endless_Night]

Because I'm a Gemini...

Hahahahahahahaha! Okay. I'm an idiot.

 

[default24]

Hahahahahahahaha! Okay. I'm an idiot.

I thought your response was adorable. I literally smiled

 

[Endless_Night]

I thought your response was adorable. I literally smiled

I mean

 

[Trekka]

My BF kills the killer!! I got a real winner. When the zombie apocalypse comes, y'all stick with us!

Although I question why I'd scream "make me a sandwich asshole?" I feel this author harbors anti Aquarian sentiments.

I mean my first question would be 'is the killer hot?' #priorities

 

[Suz_anne]

Going with the zodiac vibe, but moving it to something a little sweeter than serial killers....

https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/responsive/embedded/any/desktop/2016/04/02/635952219547615739-359294504_tumblr_nz0zlx3c3o1ukdonjo1_500.jpg

True for me.

 

[ViciousTease]

And once you catch him or her ...

https://media.musely.com/u/d3fe79cc-b70a-4afb-bb71-e828ad460698.jpg

 

[Lunation]

I guess I get candles under the stars? Can't complain.

 

[Suz_anne]

And once you catch him or her ...

I do love me a carnival!

I guess I get candles under the stars? Can't complain.

So, your crush should take that advice or you're taking that advice for your crush?

 

[ViciousTease]

I should stop googling this stuff ... but it's horoscopes or porn and I'm trying to cut down.

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/11918021_1612912062307450_181373610_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTA3MjU2NTc1MDQ0NTgzMjEyMw%3D%3D.2

 

[Endless_Night]

The Zodiac theme was not putting me in a good light. First, the killer. Second, materialistic. I went on a search to find something a little more flattering.

I stumbled over this almost immediately.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/79/81/e0/7981e0ffc259f5dae6c31f2b40ced398.jpg

 

[ViciousTease]

Ok, last one I swear.

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/13549544_1224022877622436_39116414_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTI4ODY2MjY0MTU0MzQ2Nzc0MQ%3D%3D.2

 

[Endless_Night]

< So, your crush should take that advice or you're taking that advice for your crush?

Yes. Inquiring minds and all.

I should stop googling this stuff ... but it's horoscopes or porn and I'm trying to cut down.
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Trying to cut down on porn? Dare I be so bold as to ask why?

 

[ViciousTease]

Yes. Inquiring minds and all.



Trying to cut down on porn? Dare I be so bold as to ask why?

Nope. You dare not.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm a Pisces and I gotta say... a lot of this is spot on.

Now............. who wants to tickle my pickle?