numeniusa's boudoir

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I have never wanted to make out with a cartoon character as much as I do now :kiss::rose:

:heart: Thank you, it's fun, isn't it?! (And the cartoonifying... ;):devil:)

How are you, Lord Dark? It's really good to see your sexy presence in the Playground :rose:

Next time I've a few minutes I'm going to try to do someone famous, see if it's recognisable :cool:
 
You're right, it's important to include variety, make sure all the different muscle groups and areas get their turn. And building length, yeeees, that's something I have ... experienced ;)


Glad to hear it, I try to combine short fast ones with long languid ones to build up a mix of strength and stamina, if I am going to have to ride for a long while I have to judge the pace early.

Got to keep sustenance going too, can't be bonking when am approaching the end now can I??


Er... no, Lucy. You are the sybian... :devil:


Zing!! Try before you buy I remember you saying....
 
I'd need to 'try before I buy', though. And maybe build a cupboard to keep it in :D

Bought a lockable trunk for, ahem, 'bedroom equipment' before a recent round of house-guests, some of them here when we were not. But a sybian wouldn't fit in there.... ;)
Judging from reports of the noise level, you'd be better finding a remote aircraft hangar to keep it in. (I'm talking here about the Sybian itself, not the user) ;)

Alternatively, you could additionally purchase a noisy vacuum cleaner, a circular saw and a pneumatic drill to mask the sound from the neighbours. :D
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I'd need to 'try before I buy', though. And maybe build a cupboard to keep it in :D

Bought a lockable trunk for, ahem, 'bedroom equipment' before a recent round of house-guests, some of them here when we were not. But a sybian wouldn't fit in there.... ;)
I've been intrigued by using one. Not sure who would be louder it or me? OK I lose! :)
 
Ooh, handsome :rose:

Yes, yes you do! But I will repay the compliment, of course ;) :devil:

My man usually wet-shaves in the late afternoon, which is perfect for late evening loving... But if he's shaved in the morning and we've been out all day, work, sight-seeing, travelling, whatever, and there's a possibility of an afternoon romp, or a pre-dinner wrestle, I might say "Will you be having a shave?", perhaps adding an eyebrow wiggle for emphasis. And he'll head off to the bathroom. And by the time he comes back, he's always seriously pointing north, as it were :)

*hands you the razor* :devil:

*takes the shaving cream out of the cabinet*
 
Judging from reports of the noise level, you'd be better finding a remote aircraft hangar to keep it in. (I'm talking here about the Sybian itself, not the user) ;)

Alternatively, you could additionally purchase a noisy vacuum cleaner, a circular saw and a pneumatic drill to mask the sound from the neighbours. :D
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I've read that too! Is it OK just to tell the neighbours it's the hoover? :D I wonder how many of them would know what a Sybian was... *grins*
 
I've been intrigued by using one. Not sure who would be louder it or me? OK I lose! :)

Yes! Intrigued, that's how I feel too. Want to go halves? :D

I have two reservations. One is that I'm way more clitorally stimulated than via penetration alone. Penetration intensifies my clitoral pleasure enormously, but I'm not sure how that would work when astride it. The other is that it seems kind of a solo thing. My man enjoys watching me pleasure myself, and does request it, and I'm delighted to fulfill his requests :devil: But watching me bucking up and down on a Sybian? Would that get boring quickly? I'm not sure.
 
But watching me bucking up and down on a Sybian? Would that get boring quickly? I'm not sure.
From my perspective, if it were tinglebliss on the Sybian (or, even better, strapped down onto the Sybian), then I imagine that I'd get through quite a few tubs of popcorn before I started to feel at all bored. :D

Perhaps we should put out a paging call to Doctor Liz. As I recall, she has a Sybian, and can therefore enlighten us further from personal experience. *leans forward expectantly, eager to be enlightened* :devil:
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Yes! Intrigued, that's how I feel too. Want to go halves? :D

I have two reservations. One is that I'm way more clitorally stimulated than via penetration alone. Penetration intensifies my clitoral pleasure enormously, but I'm not sure how that would work when astride it. The other is that it seems kind of a solo thing. My man enjoys watching me pleasure myself, and does request it, and I'm delighted to fulfill his requests :devil: But watching me bucking up and down on a Sybian? Would that get boring quickly? I'm not sure.

I'm happy to tell you how many days it would take before I were bored. I suspect you'd give up before I would 😊
 
Yes! Intrigued, that's how I feel too. Want to go halves? :D

I have two reservations. One is that I'm way more clitorally stimulated than via penetration alone. Penetration intensifies my clitoral pleasure enormously, but I'm not sure how that would work when astride it. The other is that it seems kind of a solo thing. My man enjoys watching me pleasure myself, and does request it, and I'm delighted to fulfill his requests :devil: But watching me bucking up and down on a Sybian? Would that get boring quickly? I'm not sure.
Go halves? Which weeks do you want it? ;)

Like you, I'm more clitorally stimulated but the thought of being stimulated in both areas at the same time sounds ace! Being astride the Sybian it should be stronger. Getting a machine do all the work and letting my man watch and enjoy would suit us both. He won't be bored with that sort of entertainment. :D
 
Yes! Intrigued, that's how I feel too. Want to go halves? :D

I have two reservations. One is that I'm way more clitorally stimulated than via penetration alone. Penetration intensifies my clitoral pleasure enormously, but I'm not sure how that would work when astride it. The other is that it seems kind of a solo thing. My man enjoys watching me pleasure myself, and does request it, and I'm delighted to fulfill his requests :devil: But watching me bucking up and down on a Sybian? Would that get boring quickly? I'm not sure.

Making a rare excursion into the boudoir to say that I wouldn't be bored at all. :D
 
Yes.

I should warn you, I like to research my purchases thoroughly. Very thoroughly... :devil:

What you might call a test drive? Road testing? Check out all the bells and whistles to see if they live up to expectations? I think that would be fair, and I would of course do my very best to ensure you were entirely satisfied with all aspects of your ride.. erm, purchase ;)
 
Yes! Intrigued, that's how I feel too. Want to go halves? :D

I have two reservations. One is that I'm way more clitorally stimulated than via penetration alone. Penetration intensifies my clitoral pleasure enormously, but I'm not sure how that would work when astride it. The other is that it seems kind of a solo thing. My man enjoys watching me pleasure myself, and does request it, and I'm delighted to fulfill his requests :devil: But watching me bucking up and down on a Sybian? Would that get boring quickly? I'm not sure.

Give him the control... :devil: :rose:
 
Making a rare excursion into the boudoir to say that I wouldn't be bored at all. :D

I can feel a purchase coming one in the household.... not sure who's birthday it would be for, but it sounds like it wouldn't matter!

All we need are updates "grins cheekily" :eek:
 
I can feel a purchase coming one in the household.... not sure who's birthday it would be for, but it sounds like it wouldn't matter!

All we need are updates "grins cheekily" :eek:

Round here, I will need to get the whole neighbourhood earplugs! :D
 
Give him the control... :devil: :rose:
For me, that would be a great part of the game: restraint, denial and reward. :devil:

I can feel a purchase coming one in the household.... not sure who's birthday it would be for, but it sounds like it wouldn't matter!

All we need are updates "grins cheekily" :eek:
I can envisage a business plan to finance the upfront purchase of this capital asset on the basis of supplying regular "updates" to investors. :D

(To tinglebliss: Move along! There's nothing to see here! :p)
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What you might call a test drive? Road testing? Check out all the bells and whistles to see if they live up to expectations? I think that would be fair, and I would of course do my very best to ensure you were entirely satisfied with all aspects of your ride.. erm, purchase ;)

Well, I do think it's important to check that everything is the right size and it all fits together properly. :devil:

You have bells? And a whistle? :cool:
 
;):devil:

Hope you are having a wonderful weekend :rose:

Lovely evening yesterday, thank you (see the "Did you get laid" thread for the filthy details :D). Quiet today, a bit of telly and snuggling, and H is making curry for dinner, yum. Tomorrow I'm going to a thing in the afternoon, and then friends are coming for dinner.

This time next week, though, I will be in Italy... :heart:

I hope you're having a good one, gorgeous man. :kiss:
 
So... The Sybian discussion!

I'm really interested that the men are so happy to watch the Sybian riding. Is it the seeing a woman abandoning herself to ecstasy that's so arousing? Or in MF's case being in control of that, of course, that's a nice clarification. Is it the full focus of the session? Or do you envisage things moving to actual fucking at some point? Or perhaps providing some oral penetration while you watch from above?

I will admit I've looked them up. Good grief, they are pricey. :eek: Free delivery and a range of colours, though ;) :D I'm seeing the attraction of the business plan now. I wonder if I could persuade my local community to buy one for the village hall... :devil: Might have to upgrade those curtains for "Sybbie nights"...
 
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