New to the general board?

[Debbie]

Are you reading this and you're a newbie to the gb?

Never fear the welcome mat is here.

Come out from the shadows.

Lurk no longer.


Speak with us. Pose a question. We have few rules.

Etiquette? No. We have none. We, of The GB are Rebels.

No apologies. No bullshit. Freedom of Speech unites us all.



We were all newbies once so say hi if you feel inclined to do so or leave a fuck off post in the comments.

 

[PurpleParadise]

Hiya i be new here

 

[Lancecastor]

Dear Noobs;

Please don't be sucked in by "Debbie"'s siren call of "friendship".

She owes everyone on the GB money.

 

[Debbie]

Hiya i be new here

Welcome

Dear Noobs;

Please don't be sucked in by "Debbie"'s siren call of "friendship".

She owes everyone on the GB money.

Dear Newbies,

lance has a severe case of sour grapes from imbibing one, two, three too many stool softener 'cocktails'.

Approach with caution.

 

[Lancecastor]

Dont say i didnt warn you.

Dont feed the crazy lady troll.

And dont lend her money.

 

[hashtag46]

Dear Noobs;

Please don't be sucked in by "Debbie"'s siren call of "friendship".

She owes everyone on the GB money.

This was actually funny.

 

[Jamiegeo]

I am Noobish.
The sugary coating i gained in the PG has nearly been sucked off completely.. Its not a bad thing.

 

[Lancecastor]

Playground immigrant? She "borrows" oxy from pg-ers.

 

[Jamiegeo]

Playground immigrant? She "borrows" oxy from pg-ers.

Meh, the sugary coatings got to be sucked off to get to the oxy... Thats still better than not working on your own scoot,m'am.

 

[MichelleSugarBaby]

New and enjoy looking around the randomness of the general board.

As long as it's not yet another trump thread!

 

[yossi]

And not one 'post your tits' response.

Tsk.

 

[Lancecastor]

And not one 'post your tits' response.

Tsk.

I save those for the biologicals.

 

[Debbie]

New and enjoy looking around the randomness of the general board.

As long as it's not yet another trump thread!

Welcome.

This place can certainly seem random. A bit of a mixed bag with all sorts of stuff going on so hopefully you decide to stick around and get to know some of us and have a good time. Or at least learn something new or find entertainment.

 

[Floridian]

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"I love this forum. It's changed my entire life. I used to be introverted and shy.
Now, I can express myself."

- Cherry Crush

 

[Aphro]

The GB welcome mat...

http://media.gettyimages.com/illustrations/bed-of-nails-on-white-background-illustration-id84083154?s=170667a

 

[yossi]

Seems a little too welcoming.

https://media.giphy.com/media/12dA9Gei6U4in6/giphy.gif

 

[pointless]

And not one 'post your tits' response.

Tsk.

this is the internet. it's basically overflowing with tits. they're not even a dime a dozen. they're fucking free.

 

[yossi]

This is the internet? Why did you wait so long to tell me?

 

[pointless]

i kinda figured you knew. don't worry. i will not judge you for your ignorance. well, maybe a little, but i'll keep it to myself.

 

[raindancer]

I'm here to pick up chicks.

 

[pointless]

well, they are adorable, so i can't blame you. just don't get too mad if they poop in your hand. they are just babies after all.

 

[raindancer]

How you doin'?
A/S/L?

 

[pointless]

just hatched, hard to tell, incubator.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm here to pick up chicks.

I'm here for friendship.

 

[Floridian]

I'm here for friendship.

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Oh my God, how could you say such a thing?