Instead of closing threads with too many posts...

[coachdb18]

...maybe those overly verbose posters who post 40, 50... 80 posts a day ... should be given a quota! Take a breathe people, everybody has already showered with you, seen you naked, told a billion baseless lies about you, and in every way conceivable tied up server space, yielding the Literotica death kiss of everyone below you:

To alleviate server load, we're slowly closing down any threads with over 5,000 posts. You are free to continue this topic as a new thread. Should you do so, please PM me with a link to both the old and new threads, and I will place a link in this post so that others who follow this thread will be able to find the new one.

As annoying as this may be, phasing out all or most of the active super-long/never-ending threads will increase the forum speed substantially. If you see a thread that's active with more than 5,000 posts, please feel free to PM me with the link.

Please note that these threads are not being removed - just closed to new posts.

Thank you for your patience and kind understanding!

 

[Conager]

Maybe those that start essentially the same, unwanted, ignored threads twice in one day in a desparate cry for relevance and inclusion should be banned as a space-saving measure?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I vote for taking a breathe.


Just sayin' . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is a thread in no danger of reaching any limit and a poster who is beginning to bore the pants off me in his endless recommendations of how the board can be made better.


Hey buddy, start your own fucking porn board instead of lecturing the rest of us on how it should be...


Make it so.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Really. Bandwidth just ain't that fucking expensive.


And when you start it and it falls flat on its face . . .


feel free to shut the motherfuck up about it ahready!!!


You, but get the vBulletin that let's you embed fucking UT00b links, FFS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mtOeIZfQqo

 

[Floridian]

This is a thread in no danger of reaching any limit and a poster who is beginning to bore the pants off me in his endless recommendations of how the board can be made better.


Hey buddy, start your own fucking porn board instead of lecturing the rest of us on how it should be...


Make it so.

That's because you fall into that category asshole.