How do I post a story?

[tsar7]

Sorry to ask this of you but how do I frigging post a story. I have spent an hour going thru this website and can't figure it out. I am logged in. It wouldn't seem to be that difficult but I can not crack the code.

 

[AH_Mod]

https://www.literotica.com/my/

The new story link is at the top of the page.

 

[CyranoJ]

Sorry to ask this of you but how do I frigging post a story. I have spent an hour going thru this website and can't figure it out. I am logged in. It wouldn't seem to be that difficult but I can not crack the code.

Kill a dog to Ogun at a crossroads. Find a way to involve:

a) Gunpowder
b) Tomatoes
c) Human entrails

Await further instructions.

 

[49greg]

Kill a dog to Ogun at a crossroads. Find a way to involve:

a) Gunpowder
b) Tomatoes
c) Human entrails

Await further instructions.

Nice, but that's not for beginners. On the other hand it gets the story posted more quickly, bypassing the usual acceptance time.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Kill a dog to Ogun at a crossroads. Find a way to involve:

a) Gunpowder
b) Tomatoes
c) Human entrails

Await further instructions.

The human entrails aren't a problem. I'll just whip some before they're disposed of. I'm worried about the gunpowder ingredients tho. DHS might catch me and put me on ICE.

 

[CyranoJ]

The human entrails aren't a problem. I'll just whip some before they're disposed of. I'm worried about the gunpowder ingredients tho. DHS might catch me and put me on ICE.

On the plus side, it would be a great opportunity for a Mr. Freeze pun.

https://media.tenor.co/images/a8e7d389edcd13c630e28fc03ca7cf7b/tenor.gif

 

[CyranoJ]

[Foghorn Leghorn]It's a joke, son.[/Foghorn Leghorn]

To the OP, uh, don't actually kill a dog or do any of that other stuff. (I mean, do what feels natural, I'm no censor, but that will not get your story posted on Literotica. Just do what Ruben said.)

 

[ChloeTzang]

[Foghorn Leghorn]It's a joke, son.[/Foghorn Leghorn]

To the OP, uh, don't actually kill a dog or do any of that other stuff. (I mean, do what feels natural, I'm no censor, but that will not get your story posted on Literotica. Just do what Ruben said.)

Now you tell me. I just got the icebox filled with entrails to take home. Everybody kind of looked at me but hey, they're not dripping much and they're in a big ziplock below the lunch bags so what's the problem I ask you?