What bothers you most about Lit?

[meop79]

The random pussy pictures in my in box.

Every time I open it, it's like putting my hand in a meaty venus fly trap. Seriously ladies, is this the best way to get to know someone? Just throwing your genitals at random internet strangers like some deranged food fight that only allows tacos?

For shame!

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[Tallulah82]

The random pussy pictures in my in box.

Every time I open it, it's like putting my hand in a meaty venus fly trap. Seriously ladies, is this the best way to get to know someone? Just throwing your genitals at random internet strangers like some deranged food fight that only allows tacos?

For shame!

I'm sorry

I just... erm, I just fancied a bit of sausage in my taco that time. And the other time. But the time before that, I was just trying to be friendly!

 

[Farawyn]

The random pussy pictures in my in box.

Every time I open it, it's like putting my hand in a meaty venus fly trap. Seriously ladies, is this the best way to get to know someone? Just throwing your genitals at random internet strangers like some deranged food fight that only allows tacos?

For shame!

*sheepishly removes my Vagatar*

 

[Eva_Star]

What bothers me most is they need to pave the playground over.
They should just pave playground and put up a parking lot.

Pave playground and put up a parking lot?

What's next?! Take all the dildos and put them in a dildo museum? Charge the people a dollar and a half to see them?

 

[DarkSimian]

I'm sorry

I just... erm, I just fancied a bit of sausage in my taco that time. And the other time. But the time before that, I was just trying to be friendly!

*sheepishly removes my Vagatar*

Wait, what?!?!?

Dammit!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*sheepishly removes my Vagatar*

I'm so doing the Litsters a favor by not putting up mine..

"Chubby cubby hole with a ragged balloon knot at the end.."

Quickest way to kill a thread..
Or get it removed.
Or not?
I can't tell what's a bannable offense anymore

 

[Eva_Star]

^^^haha^^^

The main bother I have here at lit is the second guys figure out that you are a sub in real life you start to get PMs like the following example...

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I would make you kneel at my feet as I ate my dinner while you sucked my big dom cock and I whipped your bare ass." (paraphrased)

Me - "Oh. Um. Hi. Nice to meet you. Uh. No thank you."

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I knew it. You aren't a real sub."

 

[vibes]

^^^haha^^^

The main bother I have here at lit is the second guys figure out that you are a sub in real life you start to get PMs like the following example...

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I would make you kneel at my feet as I ate my dinner while you sucked my big dom cock and I whipped your bare ass." (paraphrased)

Me - "Oh. Um. Hi. Nice to meet you. Uh. No thank you."

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I knew it. You aren't a real sub."

... when in fact - ignoring introductions are best made with you pinned to the wall - they aren't real dom!

 

[Farawyn]

^^^haha^^^

The main bother I have here at lit is the second guys figure out that you are a sub in real life you start to get PMs like the following example...

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I would make you kneel at my feet as I ate my dinner while you sucked my big dom cock and I whipped your bare ass." (paraphrased)

Me - "Oh. Um. Hi. Nice to meet you. Uh. No thank you."

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I knew it. You aren't a real sub."

I won't answer those.
Then I get, did you get my PM?
Me: no answer
Random Fake Dom: Bitch.

 

[Sundayschild]

I won't answer those.
Then I get, did you get my PM?
Me: no answer
Random Fake Dom: Bitch.

Surely you answer then though...?

 

[Farawyn]

Surely you answer then though...?

How could I not?

 

[Eva_Star]

... when in fact - ignoring introductions are best made with you pinned to the wall - they aren't real dom!

Clearly he did NOT read the manual. smh.

I won't answer those.
Then I get, did you get my PM?
Me: no answer
Random Fake Dom: Bitch.

hahaha!

 

[DarkSimian]

I won't answer those.
Then I get, did you get my PM?
Me: no answer
Random Fake Dom: Bitch.

This almost demands a random PM

 

[RickTango]

This almost demands a random PM

That I don't get enough random PMs
Lol

 

[DarkSimian]

That I don't get enough random PMs
Lol

PM sent

 

[RickTango]

PM sent

That now I am getting random PMs. Lol but from the wrong gender lol

 

[ydahecnot]

That's sooo not what he meant

 

[Farawyn]

PM sent

 

[Tallulah82]

^^^haha^^^

The main bother I have here at lit is the second guys figure out that you are a sub in real life you start to get PMs like the following example...

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I would make you kneel at my feet as I ate my dinner while you sucked my big dom cock and I whipped your bare ass." (paraphrased)

Me - "Oh. Um. Hi. Nice to meet you. Uh. No thank you."

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I knew it. You aren't a real sub."

Hmmm. I don't get those. I get the sub guys more who want me to do stuff, including telling them what to wear.

*whines* I don't care about what I wear, why are you torturing me on what I think YOU should wear?

I'm so not a dom. OR a sub, for that matter. I just want chocolate.

 

[emmy_christina]

Hmmm. I don't get those. I get the sub guys more who want me to do stuff, including telling them what to wear.

*whines* I don't care about what I wear, why are you torturing me on what I think YOU should wear?

I'm so not a dom. OR a sub, for that matter. I just want chocolate.

You want chocolate, I m glad to provide you some , Belgium ones of course

 

[Tallulah82]

You want chocolate, I m glad to provide you some , Belgium ones of course

I WANT THOSE!!! YES!!!



Wow. This is a new sensation for me. Actually being aroused by chocolate itself!

*squirms*

 

[emmy_christina]

I WANT THOSE!!! YES!!!



Wow. This is a new sensation for me. Actually being aroused by chocolate itself!

*squirms*

You can find / order them online and there yummy....
MMMM my job is done for today....
Glad to make you squirm and hopefully giggle to.

 

[mickyp123]

I WANT THOSE!!! YES!!!



Wow. This is a new sensation for me. Actually being aroused by chocolate itself!

*squirms*

With a Bounty on her head, and being on her Wagon Wheels all day the Yorky lass saw it was After Eight so Nestle'd down for a Kitkat stuffing the four fingers before noticing the Roses on the table left there by her Heroes, scoffing those, she looked up at the Milky Way but thought mars is nearer and (Faithfully) easier to hide.

 

[Hornblende]

You want chocolate, I m glad to provide you some , Belgium ones of course

I've never seen those in Brussels airport! Perhaps I need to look harder....

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

^^^haha^^^

The main bother I have here at lit is the second guys figure out that you are a sub in real life you start to get PMs like the following example...

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I would make you kneel at my feet as I ate my dinner while you sucked my big dom cock and I whipped your bare ass." (paraphrased)

Me - "Oh. Um. Hi. Nice to meet you. Uh. No thank you."

Random-never-interacted-with-Man - "I knew it. You aren't a real sub."

um..
Yeah.
They're absolutely right. I'm not a sub. Not theirs, at any rate.

I've said countless times when I've been called a "brat" (or bitch, whichever fits your vernacular) that if I come off as "bratty" to you,
it means I don't think you could Dom your way out of a wet paper bag...

My "brattiness", as it's often been described, is not, by definition "bratty"
A "brat" acts out intentionally to get a reaction from their Dom or Daddy.

I act out in reaction to a Dom being stupid... Meaning...I don't want your attention, and would ask you to kindly leave me the fuck alone if you know what's good for you.

Not to be confused with "playful".

"Playfully" pinching your tushie or groping your wang....is not being bratty.

I guess, bottom line...if I'm back talking you, I'm not aiming to get a spanking. I'm aiming to smack some sense into you. And you'd be better off listening than trying to take me across your knee..