My defence, Your Honour, has to be 'seen' to be believed.

[warrior queen]

This story ....... Man who claims girlfriend choked to death during oral sex wants to show the jury his penis

http://flip.it/9GR0Qd

 

[jomar]

Your honor, Hickory dickory dock... Oh!

 

[Ms_Ann]

Fake Miles could barely gag a maggot with his tiny, bloody penis.

 

[Disgustipated]

Your honor, Hickory dickory dock... Oh!

The clock struck two, I dropped my goo.

Dice was fuckin' funny. His new show is pretty fantastic - if you're a fan, you need to check it out.

 

[OldJourno]

Patterson called his lawyer before the police, and when officers found Ms Marquinez’s body, she had already been dead for between eight and 24 hours, according to arrest records.


One has to wonder if this woman was a better sex partner after she died.

 

[Porkwarrior]

And cue the guy behind Rick & Morty reading a verbatim transcript of the filthiest preliminary hearing in US court history. Not Florida, but Georgia, so close enough.


https://youtu.be/DXB988kF3hI

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Your honor, Hickory dickory dock... Oh!

Dice Clay, lawyer...


Funny!