Singles and Unattached ONLY... Speak up

*Shado appears, along with an old-school, scarred, high-top bar. Many stools line it. Every concoction to get one fucked up possible lies on numerous shelves behind it. A giant sign proclaims Shado's Straying Single Shooters Saloon. He vapes a bowl, puffing fragrant smoke about, while grabbing a mason jar from one of the shelves. He reaches in, taking a nug of Purple Haze, and placing it in a grinder.* Evenin, y'all. Did I hear drinks are needed? Why, Darlin's... We got every concoction under every Sun and Moon far as I know. What'll ya have? The Pan-galactic Gargleblaster will blow your mind, and is a universal favorite.The bar is right here, and open. Shado is back in town, at your service, and still as single as last season.
 
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*Shado appears, along with an old-school, scarred, high-top bar. Many stools line it. Every concoction to get one fucked up possible lies on numerous shelves behind it. A giant sign proclaims Shado's Straying Single Shooters Saloon. He vapes a bowl, puffing fragrant smoke about, while grabbing a mason jar from one of the shelves. He reaches in, taking a nug of Purple Haze, and placing it in a grinder.* Evenin, y'all. Did I hear drinks are needed? Why, Darlin's... We got every concoction under every Sun and Moon far as I know. What'll ya have? The Pan-galactic Gargleblaster will blow your mind, and is a universal favorite.The bar is right here, and open. Shado is back in town, at your service, and still as single as last season.
good evening good man, may I please order an orange juice from you? no ice. Thank you very much x
 
"Sure enough. One orange juice, no ice, coming right up." I lean down beneath the bar, retrieving a few oranges from the seemingly fairly small ice box beneath, placing them on the top. "I hope you don't mind the pulp. Danger of fresh squeezed, you know. But it does give you something to bite into." I grin. " I use a seedless variety crossed with clementines for sweetness."

I draw the knife also hidden beneath the bar with my left hand, grab a tall tumbler with my right, slice each orange in half, squeeze the juice into the glass, toss the peel into the trash, and repeat until the glass is full, then place it before Flame upon a napkin. "One orange juice. Neat. If you do have issues with pulp, it can be strained into another glass, of course."
 
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"Sure enough. One orange juice, no ice, coming right up." I lean down beneath the bar, retrieving a few oranges from the seemingly fairly small ice box beneath, placing them on the top. "I hope you don't mind the pulp. Danger of fresh squeezed you know. I use a seedless variety crossed with clementines for sweetness."

I draw the knife also hidden beneath the bar with my left hand, grab a tall tumbler with my right, slice each orange in half, squeeze the juice into the glass, toss the peel into the trash, and repeat until the glass is full, then place it before Flame upon a napkin. "One orange juice. Neat. If you do have issues with pulp, it can be strained into another glass, of course."
Pulp is fine for me thank you Shado. Hands him a $20. "Keep the change". x
 
"I thank ya. In most bars, that'd be worth at least one more drink. You've got at least a few. Heh, I'da guessed you might like a lil to sink your teeth into. How goes the night? And, sounds like Drac is still stingy as ever. Did he at least finally get internet?"
 
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