Singles and Unattached ONLY... Speak up

Haa haa fuck clarification...fuzzy lines make stories that your happily married friends like to listen to over wine while they relive their single days vicariously through you...

*stamps feet*
No.no.no.no.no.no.

There need to be rules...
That are followed.
Unless they aren't, in which case I'm probably the one who broke them..:D

 
*stamps feet*
No.no.no.no.no.no.

There need to be rules...
That are followed.
Unless they aren't, in which case I'm probably the one who broke them..:D


Haha! I read "Singles and Unattractive ONLY..." and was wondering why this thread was so popular :p . And now I see it says "unattached", and I'm still not allowed to add myself, I'm available but just not a monogamist :eek:
 
Haha! I read "Singles and Unattractive ONLY..." and was wondering why this thread was so popular :p . And now I see it says "unattached", and I'm still not allowed to add myself, I'm available but just not a monogamist :eek:

Haa haa yes but do you always read the fine print on EVERYTHING before jumping in?

What fun is that? ;)
 
Haa haa yes but do you always read the fine print on EVERYTHING before jumping in?

What fun is that? ;)

Well, the last time I didn't I ended up with a subscription to Playboy. Ripped off! Do you know they don't do nudes anymore?
 
Well, the last time I didn't I ended up with a subscription to Playboy. Ripped off! Do you know they don't do nudes anymore?

That is wrong on so many levels, wtf are they trying to be, Time!?!?

Oh well, there's always a bottle of wine with Tumblr ;)
 
You'd think with more than 20,000 views there would be quite a few single, unattached people who have found some company.

And you thought the thread would tank :)

Male, single, unattached, personal ad if you really want to know more. :cool:
 
You'd think with more than 20,000 views there would be quite a few single, unattached people who have found some company.

And you thought the thread would tank :)

Male, single, unattached, personal ad if you really want to know more. :cool:

yeah..
I gotta admit, I'm happy that there have been so many views, but I'm not delusional.(..Well, for the most part..Lol...) I know for every honest person on here there are at least two more liars.

Seriously, I just got tired of the lying. That's all. And the solicitation by otherwise engaged individuals..Not my thing, but for the longest time,
all I ever got was messaging from married men who just needed/wanted to fool around. Even after I put it out there on multiple occasions that it was not my thing...Still..
"Hi, how are you? I'm Married looking to connect with someone. You sound interesting. And I love the curvy. Message me back if you're interested."

Or...

"Hi! We're a couple looking for a third. We'd love to to know you! Here's our Fetlife profile."


What cracks me the fuck up..Is if anyone...And I mean ANYONE took half a second to post stalk me.. They'd know I'm not into married men..Married women..Or couples. I'm not into free loving or poly or corporate America.. (ok, I threw that last one in for variety )

So..I made this thread.

I hope it's brought people together. If not, well...Not a big deal, really. There seem to be just oodles of threads teeming with all sorts of likes and dislikes. I'm certain that for those to whom this thread does not speak, there are equally interesting threads that reach out and and smack them on the ass..



 
19M, DC area, Single for over a year. PM me on here with your preferred method of contact. Girls only please.
 
This thread may outlive us all, RubenesqueAphrodite

41 Straight M, Central Ohio. Perpetually single & unapologetically unattached. Just like the Spice Girls, I'm on Lit to "spice up my life." Women can PM me if they think they can handle this... Okay, seriously just looking to entertain my brain and have fun. Don't get me wrong though, I hope to meet someone, someday, for something- most likely a relationship. There, I said it. I must be growing up?!
 
yeah..
I gotta admit, I'm happy that there have been so many views, but I'm not delusional.(..Well, for the most part..Lol...) I know for every honest person on here there are at least two more liars.

Seriously, I just got tired of the lying. That's all. And the solicitation by otherwise engaged individuals..Not my thing, but for the longest time,
all I ever got was messaging from married men who just needed/wanted to fool around. Even after I put it out there on multiple occasions that it was not my thing...Still..
"Hi, how are you? I'm Married looking to connect with someone. You sound interesting. And I love the curvy. Message me back if you're interested."

Or...

"Hi! We're a couple looking for a third. We'd love to to know you! Here's our Fetlife profile."


What cracks me the fuck up..Is if anyone...And I mean ANYONE took half a second to post stalk me.. They'd know I'm not into married men..Married women..Or couples. I'm not into free loving or poly or corporate America.. (ok, I threw that last one in for variety )

So..I made this thread.

I hope it's brought people together. If not, well...Not a big deal, really. There seem to be just oodles of threads teeming with all sorts of likes and dislikes. I'm certain that for those to whom this thread does not speak, there are equally interesting threads that reach out and and smack them on the ass..




Haa haa I have a Ted talk you might like. Keep rockin' girl


http://youtu.be/d6wG_sAdP0U
 
Here it goes; 30 something, black male, unattached. Yeah I know that may raise an eyebrow or two or just make one move on but feel free to ask, just not official single though close to it. If any ladies want to chat, trade PMs, make a new friend, or something of the like just let me know.
 
Why are all the single boys on this side of the room and all the single girls on that side?
 
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Thought you'd like it.
Ofcourse it HAD to have an Oprah ending, meh.

I'm half attached so I'll stop derailing your th'd now, but I'll still be watching from the corner behind the ficus. :D

derail away..
Not like I can stop you..*shrugs*

Not really *my* thread, either, I guess. I created it, but I'm obviously not looking here for connections. Just thought it'd be nice to have a place where the truly single could post if they didn't want to place an ad for themselves.
 
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