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My body hurts.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush
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Froya
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All of the above, minus the coffee.
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My original thread title. It was too personal, too attacky, and another title was chosen. Life goes on.
This morning I am drinking coffee and reading page one. This little gem pops up.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=340147&postcount=9
You can change names, change profiles. You can change the title of the blurt thread. Some things never change.
AJ is a douchebag.
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Some spend hours studying the relics. Others just get on the bus and look forward, never back.
The choice is yours.
The choice is yours.
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It all becomes clear with some observation.
Has he learned how to spell yet and use proper punctuation?
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The real question is, so the wheels on the bus go round and round? And does it stop at Starbucks?
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It's raining.
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Jamiegeo
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*Sings* -
Stop the bus i need a wee wee, Stop the bus i need a wee wee
Stop the bus i need a wee wee, a wee wee drink ay juice!
Stop the bus i need a wee wee, Stop the bus i need a wee wee
Stop the bus i need a wee wee, a wee wee drink ay juice!
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Well, this post right here should prove we aren't the same person, lol. (Not that anyone besides hashtag ever thought that, but still).
Coffee is super important to me.
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Bookishleigh
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I don't trust those who don't drink coffee - they are probably robots or some other form of artificial intelligence. How else does one function in the morning?
Sorry Android Froya.
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Coffee! The elixir that gets my ancient engine cranking over - a miracle this morning!
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That moment when someone who resembles a blobfish tells you you're not at all attractive.
Did you push you off the monkey bars and pull you your ponytails too? What a fucktard. I've seen you - he's an idiot.
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If you never start drinking it, you don't know the difference between a morning with or without coffee.
Also, a shot of WD-40 is a real eye-opener.
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Androids need lube, so I guess WD will suffice, eh?
As you know, different lubes serve different purposes. Always need to make sure you have the right one for the job.
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Ugh, guess I better get this day started since it's going to be never-ending and there's no flying dog in my future or nameless princess.
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As you know, different lubes serve different purposes. Always need to make sure you have the right one for the job.
Well, the way I feel this morning, I'm GLAD that Ferm backed out of the instructive threesome. I'm afraid I'd last about five minutes...
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I have heard the rather Skeevy 'They' declare Tears to be a sufficient Lube..
Bastards.
Bastards.
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