The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush

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Industry reps on EPA protection rollbacks: "a little bit of radiation is good for you!!"

Disgusting. What were people thinking??? Mona, what the fuck were you thinking??????
 
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Industry reps on EPA protection rollbacks: "a little bit of radon is good for you!!"

Disgusting. What were people thinking??? Mona, what the fuck were you thinking??????

Technically true from what I've read. Probably a better way of saying it tho.
 
So what's the recommended daily allowance?

Just enough to build up an immunity, I'm sure. Borrowing from the rock-solid science of homeopathy, it seems.

I volunteer myself to help them build up an immunity to a roundhouse kick to the throat and a barrage of punches to the face. They just need to let me do a little bit, every day.
 
So what's the recommended daily allowance?

"Resort complex "Energetik" is a new modem medical center located in Nilova Pustyn village which is 265 km from Irkutsk. The location of the complex is truly exceptional. First and foremost, it is because of the fact that it is situated in a strikingly beautiful place, at the bank of a mountain river Ekhe-Ugun in a deep pictur*esque gorge of the Tunkinskii National Park.

Resort complex "Energetik" offers its visitors ac*commodation in single and double rooms and three-bedroom suites with all conveniences including TV sets and telephone lines.

The resort waters are especially helpful for treating for:

• Diseases of bone and muscle system and connective tissue

• Diseases of the nervous system

• Diseases of the respiratory system

• Diseases of the digestive apparatus

• Diseases of the blood circulation system

In resort complex "Energetik" visitors are offered bath treatment with radon waters. It is possible to pur*chase a 2-day stay in the resort complex, though it is worth mentioning that medical services are available to those who plan to stay at the resort for no less than 15 days.

Besides thermal hot springs of Nilova Pustyn, visi*tors are also attracted by thermal springs and healing muds of the Shumak Valley which is situated in the close vicinity of the resort complex. In the valley there are over 100 medicinal mineral water springs which are famous for curing for certain (marked on the special signs at each spring) diseases.

Thermal waters of Nilova Pustyn are of low mineral*ization and contain silicon acid and radon; the water temperature is 420C. Thermal waters are especially ef*fective for curing for certain diseases including diseases of the locomotive, peripheral and nervous systems, skin and chronic inflammatory diseases.

In the resort complex treatment for diseases is main*ly based on taking healing baths. Radon baths (mineral water that contains inert gas, radon) have a positive ef*fect on the blood system: it improves metabolic pro*cesses in the myocardium, the heart functional state; the recovery processes in bone and muscle tissues and nerve fibers become faster. These waters also have an anti-inflammation effect and normalize metabolism of carbohydrates, proteins and fats. The radioactivity level in Nilova Pustyn is closer to such resorts as Belokurikha and Tskhaltubo."
 
Just enough to build up an immunity, I'm sure. Borrowing from the rock-solid science of homeopathy, it seems.

I volunteer myself to help them build up an immunity to a roundhouse kick to the throat and a barrage of punches to the face. They just need to let me do a little bit, every day.

Nothing like the punch of an alpha particle to knock out sickness!
 
Nothing like the punch of an alpha particle to knock out sickness!

Science: Literally a single high energy gamma particle can cause cell mutations.

Dummy: Yay! I can be an X-Men!

Science: Actually, you just have cancer now.
 
Nope. You're just a bit of a moron who seriously entertains quackery.

But yes, I'm sure it sounded very pretty, to you.

If I had produced a link or otherwise suggested that I believe in alternative medicine you'd be right but I didn't so you're not.
I read a study a few years ago regarding radon and arthritis that I half-remember. Hence "...from what I've read."

But feel free to judge. It makes you a good person.
 
If I had produced a link or otherwise suggested that I believe in alternative medicine you'd be right but I didn't so you're not.
I read a study a few years ago regarding radon and arthritis that I half-remember. Hence "...from what I've read."

But feel free to judge. It makes you a good person.

To clarify, if you had made an outrageous claim and attempted to provide evidence for it, I would have been justified in calling it an outrageous claim?

But because you made an outrageous claim with no attempt to back it up whatsoever, I should have let it slide?

It's really not a judgement as much as it is an observation: you're not very bright.
 
To clarify, if you had made an outrageous claim and attempted to provide evidence for it, I would have been justified in calling it an outrageous claim?

But because you made an outrageous claim with no attempt to back it up whatsoever, I should have let it slide?

It's really not a judgement as much as it is an observation: you're not very bright.

I suppose I could have worded it differently but I assumed people would understand. I guess I should have been more clear and expected less.
A person is neither smart nor dumb because they read something once.
 
Science: Literally a single high energy gamma particle can cause cell mutations.

Dummy: Yay! I can be an X-Men!

Science: Actually, you just have cancer now.

ACTUALLY.

Gamma can do one of three things when hitting a cell:

1. Pass through with no effect.

2. Kill cell.

3. Cause mutations.

An alpha or beta can do the same, they just have to be closer because they are lower energy.
 
I suppose I could have worded it differently but I assumed people would understand. I guess I should have been more clear and expected less.
A person is neither smart nor dumb because they read something once.

You said "technically true." That is a ridiculous, irresponsible, and potentially dangerous thing to say. Fuck you and your "I suppose I could have worded it differently."

Dumb people internalize and spread lies without feeling the need to fact check.

Own it, or drop it.
 
Anybody tough enough to drag a wire brush through his ass crack has my respect.:D
 
ACTUALLY.

Gamma can do one of three things when hitting a cell:

1. Pass through with no effect.

2. Kill cell.

3. Cause mutations.

An alpha or beta can do the same, they just have to be closer because they are lower energy.

I like alpha particles cuz you can ward 'em off with paper.
 
I spent nearly a grand yesterday. That has kinda wiped me out for ready cash until Thursday.
 
I spent nearly a grand yesterday. That has kinda wiped me out for ready cash until Thursday.

Last week, rear brakes and an ignition cylinder. $959. And they didn't even reprogram my keys. Now I have one for the doors and one to start and no money.
 
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