The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush

[Wings]

If you're in the city during the week at all, there is an amazing line of food trucks that run west from Wacker to Clinton. It's near the Opera House and CME. Do-Rite Donuts and Chicken, Blue Street Market, Aztec Daves, Boo Coo Roux.... Just to name a few.

I think I'm going downtown on Tuesday, I'll check it out!

 

[MonaLittle]

If you play with the Quim long enough, eventually it no longer responds. Let alone the team underneath

He's the bomb

I think I'm going downtown on Tuesday, I'll check it out!

Let me know!

I miss you and wish I still lived there.

 

[Disgustipated]

I think I'm going downtown on Tuesday, I'll check it out!

Oh yeah.

 

[Wings]

Let me know!

I miss you and wish I still lived there.

I miss you! I know you're living in my version of heaven but you could come back and visit you know!

Oh yeah.

Perv!

Love ya.

 

[Disgustipated]

Pookahantas got jelly when I went down on Wednesday.

 

[pointless]

reported.

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/6lh1DJ7.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Many years ago I sent an old, beloved jacket to a cleaner, the Sycamore Cleaners. It was a leather jacket covered in Guinness and blood and marmalade, one of those jobs… and it came back with a little note pinned to it, and on the note it said, ‘It distresses us to return work which is not perfect.’ So that will do for me. That can go on my tombstone.

Peter O'Toole

 

[pointless]

fucking tree fucking. keep your damned tree sperm to yourselves, you fucking perverts.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/xKdygdn.png

 

[trysail]

I ran the race at an 8½ minute/mile pace which is acceptable given that the little fucking ankle-biters were in the way for the first ¼ mile.

I was tempted to run over a couple of the little shits but controlled the impulse.




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[Disgustipated]

reported

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Damn, this shit ain't been split off yet?

Laurel must be deep into one of those don't give a fuck weekends at the beach with a drank!

https://ak5.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/15870181/thumb/1.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

D'ya like dags?

 

[Disgustipated]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zzgc3NT5A

 

[Lyricalli]

If you play with the Quim long enough, eventually it no longer responds. Let alone the team underneath

Truth.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/18056429_1434759013234731_1567890858243105359_o.jpg?oh=520ee7dc43f3b73b8f77430a7af85f74&oe=598C60BC

 

[Lyricalli]

One can do such stupid things when one is angry and sad. Pain is a selfish bitch.

 

[Lyricalli]

<pretty picture>

That looks really cool. Serious talent there. Ain't no way that's easy.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18033987_737644893084088_175309907358317758_n.jpg?oh=167c228ab2aa705c83755a8761f5d12e&oe=5975DA7B

 

[Sean]

The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold
"So if I can shoot rabbits then I can shoot fascists."
Bullets for your brain today
But we'll forget it all again
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder.
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
Will be next, Will be next, Will be next.
Gravity keeps my head down
Or is it maybe shame
At being so young and being so vain.
Holes in your head today
But I'm a pacifist
I've walked La Ramblas but not with real intent.
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
Will be next, Will be next, Will be next.
"And on the street tonight
An old man plays with newspaper cuttings of his glory days."
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next
Will be next, will be next, will be next.

 

[Wings]

Wearing skull leggings to a horse show always gets a few comments.

 

[RobDownSouth]

So Queerbait has ginned up yet another alt (Princess_Princess_Gump) as part of his never-ending quest for Moar Board Drama.

I wonder which one of his other alts he'll use to yell that "princess_princess_gump is actually RobDownSouth"?

Will it be Conager? Old_Journo? Water505? Hashtag46? Parmanderjeet?

I'm going to go with Hashtag. I'll wager he'll "out me" in six hours or less.

 

[Jennifer]

Is anything better than sex outside in the sunshine?

 

[phantom4533]

Cake, in bed, after sex?