The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[JohnnySavage]

We had thunderstorms last night that seemed like they were going to knock the house of the side of the mountain. Today it's raining so hard there's nothing to see out the window.

 

[chillywilly2]

http://www.asianews.it/files/img/CINA_-_chinese-steelok.jpg

I was in a shit hole just like that yesterday...not as bad as the coke ovens though

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/V1MYr4E.png

 

[Greypowerful]

I was in a shit hole just like that yesterday...not as bad as the coke ovens though

I love the smell of coke ovens in the morning... with apologies to Bobby Duval.

 

[hashtag46]

I came to believe that, with a few exceptions, the female Blurt posters aren't too bad.

But you girls have quite a few assholes and douchebags and bullies yapping at your heels.

 

[Adre]

I came to believe that, with a few exceptions, the female Blurt posters aren't too bad.

But you girls have quite a few assholes and douchebags and bullies yapping at your heels.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Que.

 

[hashtag46]

Don't be so hard on yourself, Que.

I'm just getting sick and tired of you idiots.

I can't open one political thread without one of you morons attempting to destroy it by accusing someone of racism by digging up a 10 year old link.

While on the other side of the mouth, your ilk keep harassing me and other minority members -almost DAILY- with racist and xenophobic slurs or all sorts of nasties.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm just getting sick and tired of you idiots.

I can't open one political thread without one of you morons attempting to destroy it by accusing someone of racism by digging up a 10 year old link.

While on the other side of the mouth, your ilk keep harassing me and other minority members -almost DAILY- with racist and xenophobic slurs or all sorts of nasties.

What?!?

Are you saying pisters show up in threads and pist nonsense that nobody cares about, states irrelevant opinions, are judgemental, and expects other pisters to behave a certain way?

Surely you jest!

Or perhaps, as with the other times you look a complete twat, your next post will state you were just shit-stirring.


Please, fuck off and die.

 

[Saint Peter]

I still cannot figure out what the fuck that says.

 

[Parminderjeet]

I still cannot figure out what the fuck that says.

It says "my balls itch" in some 3rd world language.

 

[ryan8558]

whew, thought it was just me *wipes brow*

 

[Parminderjeet]

I'm just getting sick and tired of you idiots.

I can't open one political thread without one of you morons attempting to destroy it by accusing someone of racism by digging up a 10 year old link.

While on the other side of the mouth, your ilk keep harassing me and other minority members -almost DAILY- with racist and xenophobic slurs or all sorts of nasties.

Everyone was sick and tired of you years ago, that's why you find yourself so hated. Sink back to the bottom with the other turds, fart boi.

 

[Parminderjeet]

whew, thought it was just me *wipes brow*

Everyone's balls itch now and again.

 

[ryan8558]

heat and humidity can do that to a guy

 

[Emerson40]

I still cannot figure out what the fuck that says.

It is a reverse image of April 19, 2016. The date hashtag decided he was substituting his meds for posting in the GB.

Silly bugger was using a mirror when applying the Sharpie, and his self-proclaimed intellect could not comprehend how mirrors work.


In his defence, it was probably only the second or third time he used a mirror. There is no need when your mop-top has never had a brush or comb run through it, and you wear a 'hashquerade' mask all day.

 

[Parminderjeet]

It is a reverse image of April 19, 2016. The date hashtag decided he was substituting his meds for posting in the GB.

Silly bugger was using a mirror when applying the Sharpie, and his self-proclaimed intellect could not comprehend how mirrors work.


In his defence, it was probably only the second or third time he used a mirror. There is no need when your mop-top has never had a brush or comb run through it, and you wear a 'hashquerade' mask all day.

I always wondered what their hair looked like when they removed the turban, so I guess I owe him thanks for that.

 

[Greypowerful]

I came to believe that, with a few exceptions, the female Blurt posters aren't too bad.

But you girls have quite a few assholes and douchebags and bullies yapping at your heels.

You're not going there curry favour with the gals, Hash. They may be somewhat more gracious, it they're no less astute than we men... likely MORESO!

They've figured you out, long since.

Autodidact, indeed.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh, great.

Now my shoes are green.

 

[Saint Peter]

Do overs!!





I fucking mean it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Mirrors are the devil.

 

[hashtag46]

Looks like the thugs and morons (minus Ryan of course, who's in a different league) figured out who I was referring to.

One or two more to go

 

[Saint Peter]

Just ask charlie manson.

 

[Emerson40]

Irony.

It can handcuff the perpetually confused.


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[Greypowerful]

Just ask charlie manson.

That comment was in bad Tate.

 

[trysail]

What better way to show that you care about CO2 emissions than to fly across the US, drive to a hotel,
drive from the hotel to a march, drive back to the hotel, drive to the airport, and then fly back the next day!

https://claesjohnsonmathscience.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/168_cartoon_9.jpg
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