The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[butters]

In the Excited States, the news from anywhere else is unimportant.

Good morning!

she's still not answered and I still haven't looked. Been ridin' the mower god, that sounds such a great dirty euphemism! morning! afternoon, even

I'm just a silly rabit, waiting here for the cyberfvcking to start. I'm wearing bunny ears and a toga. The flood of PMs should begin momentarily.

hawt!

Now I feel I've missed out on glitter poops. I might rethink.

you have. elle's glitter food is dainty, not barbie-in-yer-face kind. fairy glitter.

 

[butters]

so, Fata, tell me what's happening with tresemme?

 

[Fata Morgana]

so, Fata, tell me what's happening with tresemme?

Election in June. She had an epiphany on Snowdon apparently.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lucky you! I wish I could grow mangos. I get to see what fruit has set when I get home

Think I know what's hanging in your grove...

http://www.fruitipedia.com/Images%202/Passionfruit%20fallus%20shaped%20fruit.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/3e/37/8d3e3764c5259894f4bafff6f111cbf6.jpg

Just be careful when you use them for smoothies this summer!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Greypowerful]

I still have winter puss and hairpants. I need the Veet and Magic.

It's MAGIC!

I was PM'ing w/ Chey just last week.

I'll take you Wintry or Summery, Rainy.

 

[Disgustipated]

You two should fuck.

 

[raindancer]

Aww, I miss Chey and P1.

 

[Greypowerful]

Aww, I miss Chey and P1.

Sounds like they're doing GREAT!

 

[raindancer]

Yeah, P1 and I usually send an update every now and again. But I miss meeting them for dinner.
I've become a hermit. I never meet with anyone anymore.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I found out about Bob and his church, around the same time that I was decorating my home with odd items from Archie McPhee.

Dancing banana costume ?

https://mcphee.com/blogs/news/no-soliciting-unless-youre-in-a-banana-suit

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yeah, P1 and I usually send an update every now and again. But I miss meeting them for dinner.
I've become a hermit. I never meet with anyone anymore.

There's an upside to that, though.

You don't have to put on pants or a bra to eat dinner!

 

[raindancer]

I never wear bras anyways. Free the puppies!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51DmkTS7xAL.jpg

 

[Greypowerful]

Yeah, P1 and I usually send an update every now and again. But I miss meeting them for dinner.
I've become a hermit. I never meet with anyone anymore.

If I was crossing The Border, I'd consider it, strongly!

 

[Disgustipated]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51DmkTS7xAL.jpg

FERM!

 

[pink]

I just ran a stool over my toes.

..........................................

I need more electrical outlets in this house. I am consistently unplugging something to plug something else in. It's maddening.

 

[Bookishleigh]

FERM!

There aren't enough swear words in that one.

Plus. You obviously didn't pick up on my less than subtle hint I want the Edgar Allan Poe one next.

edited: My bad - I forgot I hinted that to the ex- husband when he asked about Mother's Day ideas. Nothing says I appreciate you like gore.

 

[HarryHill]

I just ran a stool over my toes.

..........................................

I need more electrical outlets in this house. I am consistently unplugging something to plug something else in. It's maddening.

ew! need loo roll?
ETA: buy a couple of power strips

 

[Wings]

I am so fucking tired. I think I'm going to leave this party and have Thai food delivered just to crawl into bed.

 

[yossi]

I made chicken tacos. Well, I made all the fixings for chicken tacos, and now I'm feeling full from tasting. They'll have to wait.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

and have Thai food delivered just to crawl into bed.

To be quite honest, as much as I do love parties, they'd have to be absolutely kickass to be a better time spent than doing the above!

Thai food and staying in bed? Watching some binge shows? Some sangria in a pitcher on the side within reach of a tumbler?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a8893218642a7112e3e70a063f98daa/tumblr_mls2ctUnxO1qekrqxo1_500.gif

maaaaaaan, listen...

 

[Wings]

To be quite honest, as much as I do love parties, they'd have to be absolutely kickass to be a better time spent than doing the above!

Thai food and staying in bed? Watching some binge shows? Some sangria in a pitcher on the side within reach of a tumbler?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a8893218642a7112e3e70a063f98daa/tumblr_mls2ctUnxO1qekrqxo1_500.gif

maaaaaaan, listen...

Downtown Minneapolis has BiteSquad delivery and I'm so thankful because it's raining like a bitch here and my feet hurt from standing in heels for hours and hours today. The free booze was really nice but I just want this comfy bed, no pants once my food gets here and a trashy book. Bliss.

 

[raindancer]

I know the Fifty Shades movies are trite and predictable. But, I watch with my hands down my pants, anyways.

 

[yossi]

There's a second out now? I haven't seen them yet.