The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[pointless]

man, we covered this.

 

[gypsyTX]

Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus

 

[pointless]

who fixes their fucking cap when there's septuagenarians about hunting vampires with fucking lasers?

 

[yossi]

I assumed the vampires had lasers. The armed septuagenarians make more sense.

I also copied that word from pointless's post because I didn't feel like trying to spell it.

 

[pointless]

you can thank spellcheck for that because that word is a pain in the ass.

 

[Aquagal]

Looks like the cat drug in more trouble.

 

[Wings]

Who is welding when there's fangs and the toothless fighting?!?!

 

[pointless]

well, that's just racist. false teeth are just as real as real teeth, you bigot.

 

[Disgustipated]

I've snowboarded in blizzards.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who is welding when there's fangs and the toothless fighting?!?!

Nobody.

Is my bill right?

Never mind.


*mirror*

 

[gypsyTX]

well, that's just racist. false teeth are just as real as real teeth, you bigot.

Wouldn't that be ageist?

So, who?

 

[Saint Peter]

I've snowboarded in blizzards.

Wouldn't that be skiist?

 

[gypsyTX]

https://media.giphy.com/media/13kZCZHYwlpues/giphy.gif

 

[Disgustipated]

I love that you tell people that I would never betray your trust as you're betraying my trust. You and you're idiot fuckknuckle sexting partner can share the same bag of dicks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Caps win!


Goodnight.

 

[pointless]

fuck that. this is my bag of dicks. you fuckers can get your own.

 

[Wings]

If false teeth were real teeth they would not be called false teeth.

 

[yossi]

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

 

[pointless]

bollocks.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I forgot how much fun it is to watch Glee. I do love the Netflix. I also love NPH singing "Dream On."

 

[Bookishleigh]

I made a ringtone.

 

[pointless]

man, i want my new mst3k now, damnit. stupid other time zones ruining all my fun.

 

[pointless]

also, fuck you, netflix. i said i wanted MORE bob's burgers, not less bob's burgers. ugh, after the next series of kimmy schmidt comes out i might just go back to stealing this shit.

 

[Radiohead]

Caps win!


Goodnight.

Oh how you've changed...

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh how you've changed...

The NHL's biggest chokers win a playoff game in OT.

What's not to love?