The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Saint Peter]

Not getting fucked enough?

Fuck fucking!

 

[Greypowerful]

You're fucked...

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse should happen to you for the rest of the day.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear vacation - we need to happen. I haven't even turned on my computer yet or set down my bag and already the shit......

I need something stronger than coffee IN my coffee.

 

[raindancer]

It is only April. Be strong and build stamina.

Exactly, only April! It was 82 in my house at 7 pm. I turned on the AC. It's too early for AC. No pantyhose!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Typo Fu Master]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/709266106/NeverGiveUp.jpg

 

[Wings]

I like your Kennedy tool boxes. Leave that shiny red crap at Sears.

My toolboxes bring all the boys to the yard.

They're like it's better than Sears

Damn right it's better than Sears

I could teach you but I'd need your charge card

 

[JohnnySavage]

I despise the PokePeople.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse should happen to you for the rest of the day.

^^^^The voice of bitter experience...

 

[JohnnySavage]

I made a pot of coffee at 5:30 this morning and forgot all about it.


...it's still good.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Tax Day falls on April 18, 2017. That's the deadline for filing taxes on income earned in 2016. Usually, April 15 is the day taxes are due, but in 2017, that falls on a Saturday. And on Monday, the District of Columbia celebrates Emancipation Day, which is normally April 16, but that's a Sunday. Emancipation Day affects taxes the same way federal holidays do. Therefore, the tax deadline is pushed out to the following Tuesday, April 18, giving taxpayers three extra days to file their returns.

I was just wondering about that.

 

[Disgustipated]

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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Superficial

 

[Lancecastor]

I see the GB Playground now has over 5,000 posts.

Will it be locked and a new one started?

 

[chillywilly2]

Tax Day falls on April 18, 2017. That's the deadline for filing taxes on income earned in 2016. Usually, April 15 is the day taxes are due, but in 2017, that falls on a Saturday. And on Monday, the District of Columbia celebrates Emancipation Day, which is normally April 16, but that's a Sunday. Emancipation Day affects taxes the same way federal holidays do. Therefore, the tax deadline is pushed out to the following Tuesday, April 18, giving taxpayers three extra days to file their returns.

I was just wondering about that.

I already filed mine, by mail, and got my return, by mail..now to spend it

 

[yossi]

Mowing the lawn is not fun, exactly, but I always feel satisfaction after the task's completed. If only it didn't grow so quickly.

 

[yossi]

I see the GB Playground now has over 5,000 posts.

Will it be locked and a new one started?

A new sub forum inside the sub forum. Eventually we'll have inception level forums and it'll all be but a dream.

 

[ryan8558]

Mowing the lawn is not fun, exactly, but I always feel satisfaction after the task's completed. If only it didn't grow so quickly.

that means one of two things. it's healthy or WEEDS

 

[JohnnySavage]

Mowing the lawn is not fun, exactly, but I always feel satisfaction after the task's completed. If only it didn't grow so quickly.

I pay a boy to do that.

 

[yossi]

that means one of two things. it's healthy or WEEDS

It's thick and delightful to lie on. But there are some weeds interspersed. It didn't die once last summer so that I could have a break. Inconsiderate.

I pay a boy to do that.

My brother said, "why didn't you just ask me to come and more it?" I replied that I didn't even know that was an option.

 

[thør]

It's thick and delightful to lie on.

I'd let you lie on my lawn today. In the morning, the snow is hard, crusty and impenetrable. In the late afternoon, you can make snow angels.

It's nice and smooth, except for the moose footprints.

 

[yossi]

As long as the moose don't want to trample me. It's been a long time since we've had enough snow for snow angels.

 

[Disgustipated]

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