The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Bookishleigh]

Speaking of which, has anybody seen my pillow??

Pillow Pants the pussy troll probably took it.

 

[yossi]

Showing up to church naked sounds pretty hot, tbh.

 

[Greypowerful]

Pillow Pants the pussy troll probably took it.

Cawfee-spew!

 

[Saint Peter]

Pillow Pants the pussy troll probably took it.

Laurel should ban that dude.

 

[Saint Peter]

Showing up to church naked sounds pretty hot, tbh.

Service begins at sundown.

 

[thør]

Showing up to church naked sounds pretty hot, tbh.

Into the confessional, my child.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pardre Blocker!

 

[thør]

Pardre Blocker!

You can have thirds.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dreams are ass. The endless search for a parked car. Showing up to church naked. Eating giant marshmallows.
Speaking of which, has anybody seen my pillow??

I saw your pillow in a car parked in the church parking lot with men's clothes on the marshmallow covered seats.

 

[Wings]

I am so oiled up if I got on a slip n slide I would take off like a rocket.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm just going to start saying stuff and then do the exact opposite.

 

[raindancer]

It's too hot to wear hose with church clothes.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It's too hot to wear hose with church clothes.

Sounds like a good reason to stop going to church.

 

[raindancer]

But, I'm a good girl.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Bad girls go to church too. We get our hose at Home Depot

 

[raindancer]

Heh. Hoes. Hose.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dreams of Yossi's ass.

#MakeAPostBetterByEliminatingOneWordAndAddingTwo

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[Greypowerful]

But, I'm a good girl.

Oh, I am SO SURE that you are, Rainy!

.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Bruins win the opener against Ottawa. It's gonna be a great year

 

[Phelia]

Zines

 

[gypsyTX]

Sorry luv. Elle said you'd be up for it.

Hahaha! I think she gives me way more credit than due.

GypsyTX got a pic
that she swore was making her sick
she put bleach in her eyes
to forget the guy's
ancient shriveled up dick

Even that would have been preferable. On second thought, maybe not.

His doc says it will quit suppurating within about a week, two weeks tops.

Eww.

 

[thør]

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooh, aah, mother, should I build the wall?

 

[Noor]

Nice! I want one!

I just wanted to let you guys know that no, I am not a real doctor.

I know it would be cool to fap to me taking your "inner" temperature, alas. I'm open to pretend doctoring.

I appreciate all the private messages though.

You are no worse than some real doctors I have met

Fuck porn.


And food. Fuck food.

Not getting fucked enough?

put

the needle

in the

finger

I am not sure I want to know where you put that needle first.

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Cancer sucks and rare disorders are nothing to write home about.
I should be finishing everyone's taxes right now, but I think I will go watch the The Americans and then sleep instead.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's too hot to wear hose with church clothes.

It is only April. Be strong and build stamina.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like your Kennedy tool boxes. Leave that shiny red crap at Sears.