The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[thør]

I frequently find myself wanting to pronounce it Wed-nes-day. Now I'm wondering if people particularly enjoyed getting married in the middle of the week. [/mad ramblings]

Woden's Day

 

[Wings]

I miss CJH

 

[Bookishleigh]

My receptionist is an extremist germophobe who has mistaken my allergies for sickness so she goes on a massive cleaning spree with large amounts of noxious chemicals - triggering MORE allergic reactions, creating more cleaning, ad nauseum.

I would ask her to stop but I know this will trigger her suggesting a homeopathic remedy or suggesting we pray together.

Perhaps if I sneeze on her keyboard she will have to go home.....

 

[gypsyTX]

My receptionist is an extremist germophobe who has mistaken my allergies for sickness so she goes on a massive cleaning spree with large amounts of noxious chemicals - triggering MORE allergic reactions, creating more cleaning, ad nauseum.

I would ask her to stop but I know this will trigger her suggesting a homeopathic remedy or suggesting we pray together.

Perhaps if I sneeze on her keyboard she will have to go home.....

 

[Not Normal]

My receptionist is an extremist germophobe who has mistaken my allergies for sickness so she goes on a massive cleaning spree with large amounts of noxious chemicals - triggering MORE allergic reactions, creating more cleaning, ad nauseum.

I would ask her to stop but I know this will trigger her suggesting a homeopathic remedy or suggesting we pray together.

Perhaps if I sneeze on her keyboard she will have to go home.....

I''d invite her over and get a free house cleaning.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My receptionist is an extremist germophobe who has mistaken my allergies for sickness so she goes on a massive cleaning spree with large amounts of noxious chemicals - triggering MORE allergic reactions, creating more cleaning, ad nauseum.

I would ask her to stop but I know this will trigger her suggesting a homeopathic remedy or suggesting we pray together.

Perhaps if I sneeze on her keyboard she will have to go home.....

I''d invite her over and get a free house cleaning.

I'd love to go over her place, just to see how spotless her shit is. I bet her joint is so clean, you could make jello treats in her toilet.

 

[Conager]

I'd love to go over her place, just to see how spotless her shit is. I bet her joint is so clean, you could make jello treats in her toilet.

Clean is sexy.

Nothing like getting dirty in fresh sheets or on a spotless counter.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'm not sure what image has disturbed me the most - perhaps toilet Jell-o shots.

And I think I will stick to my empty place - sex nor company sound appealing at the moment.

 

[gypsyTX]

Fucking gross.

Referring to a PM, not you guys.

I can't even go wash my eyeballs to get the mental image out. Fucking sicko.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm not sure what image has disturbed me the most - perhaps toilet Jell-o shots.

And I think I will stick to my empty place - sex nor company sound appealing at the moment.

The OCD of germaphobes is somewhat fascinating to me, mainly because I let a certain amount of natural chaos build up before I start cleaning anything. For example, I do laundry once or twice a week at the most and once every two or three weeks at the least. There are some people who do it every day.

How do they do that? What's the mental switch for that?

Sometimes I wanna see what it feels like to have that sort of wiring. I wonder how different my life would be if I were like that, y'know? It seems like a plus side instead of a disorder, a win-win for you and everyone around you. Everything is clean and you get a modicum of exercise out of the activity.

Then there's the flip where as explained, that everything smells or reeks of cleanser and chemical products. Not everyone's nose is kosher with that. Your social skills would probably be shitty also, because the phobia wouldn't allow you to relax out of the home. Nature is chaos and people are dirty.

http://media.phillyvoice.com/media/images/SHeldon.focus-none.width-800.png

I'd probably make lemonade out of them lemons and be a cleaner-for-hire.

 

[Saint Peter]

put

the needle

in the

finger

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fucking gross.

Referring to a PM, not you guys.

I can't even go wash my eyeballs to get the mental image out. Fucking sicko.

Sorry luv. Elle said you'd be up for it.

 

[Wings]

What the actual fuck?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fucking gross.

Referring to a PM, not you guys.

I can't even go wash my eyeballs to get the mental image out. Fucking sicko.

GypsyTX got a pic
that she swore was making her sick
she put bleach in her eyes
to forget the guy's
ancient shriveled up dick

 

[Bookishleigh]

The OCD of germaphobes is somewhat fascinating to me, mainly because I let a certain amount of natural chaos build up before I start cleaning anything. For example, I do laundry once or twice a week at the most and once every two or three weeks at the least. There are some people who do it every day.

How do they do that? What's the mental switch for that?

Sometimes I wanna see what it feels like to have that sort of wiring. I wonder how different my life would be if I were like that, y'know? It seems like a plus side instead of a disorder, a win-win for you and everyone around you. Everything is clean and you get a modicum of exercise out of the activity.

Then there's the flip where as explained, that everything smells or reeks of cleanser and chemical products. Not everyone's nose is kosher with that. Your social skills would probably be shitty also, because the phobia wouldn't allow you to relax out of the home. Nature is chaos and people are dirty.


I'd probably make lemonade out of them lemons and be a cleaner-for-hire.

My receptionist has all sorts of issues including informing me acupuncture for migraine treatment could open me up to the devil and I should pray on it before going that route.

I wanted to tell her I traded my soul for my breasts obviously.

 

[Not Normal]

I'd love to go over her place, just to see how spotless her shit is. I bet her joint is so clean, you could make jello treats in her toilet.

You're probably right. Though, she probably doesn't let "outsiders" in for fear of what they might bring.

My receptionist has all sorts of issues including informing me acupuncture for migraine treatment could open me up to the devil and I should pray on it before going that route.

I wanted to tell her I traded my soul for my breasts obviously.

I'd LOVE to watch that conversation.

put

the needle

in the

finger

And Get

The Splinter

Out

 

[Conager]

Fucking gross.

Referring to a PM, not you guys.

I can't even go wash my eyeballs to get the mental image out. Fucking sicko.

His doc says it will quit suppurating within about a week, two weeks tops.

 

[yossi]

If I take a nap now, I won't sleep tonight.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ryan8558]

If I take a nap now, I won't sleep tonight.

So you can read all night!!!

 

[yossi]

I would . Wish I could take a nap. Wish I could sleep right through!

I've been waking up a few times a night recently, but my quality of sleep has been better, so I am more rested come morning. I've also been having the most vivid dreams.

So you can read all night!!!

I do have a book to read that fata recommended, but I also have to work tomorrow.

 

[ryan8558]

I've been waking up a few times a night recently, but my quality of sleep has been better, so I am more rested come morning. I've also been having the most vivid dreams.



I do have a book to read that fata recommended, but I also have to work tomorrow.

fuckin' work!

 

[Saint Peter]

Dreams are ass.

I prefer mindless sleep.

 

[yossi]

Dreams are wonderful. My favorite dreams involve houses and discovering secret rooms therein.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dreams are ass. The endless search for a parked car. Showing up to church naked. Eating giant marshmallows.







Speaking of which, has anybody seen my pillow??