The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[JohnnySavage]

Sounds kinda ominous, like only one of you is coming back.

*gulp*

If it is just one of us; it'll be Larry. He always finds his way home.

 

[Disgustipated]

Hopefully Larry can find Ferm's pussy.

 

[Wings]

Wore the dog out from our morning jaunt. She looked at me like I was actively trying to kill her when we got back.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Hopefully Larry can find Ferm's pussy.

Asshat. I told you the cat showed back up. I'm bringing the mean one with me next time and leaving it with you.

 

[Disgustipated]

Asshat. I told you the cat showed back up. I'm bringing the mean one with me next time and leaving it with you.

Next time, you and your pussy are staying.

 

[Saint Peter]

*cat hoarding*

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/mf5obaZ.png

 

[Ethical_Slut]

http://i.imgur.com/HymvOEm.jpg

Didnt Trump just pay his salary for me to be safe?

BUT, BUT... Trump gave his first quarterly paycheck to The National Park Service. Gee, doesn't that make it ALL better?

http://cdn.washingtonexaminer.biz/cache/730x420-404815e85312d147d7c6e57efc7d904a.jpg

 

[Ethical_Slut]

An asshole is always an asshole!

Don't believe everything you read and hear.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://i.imgur.com/mf5obaZ.png

Mom? Is that you??

 

[neci]

You know what else is great for feet? Pee.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Probably closer to 2 1/2 glugs. I have put my faith and burritos in the care of Saint Peter. May they prove to be tasty. Hands off, fucker. Amen.

 

[hashtag46]

You know what else is great for feet? Pee.

You again.

 

[trysail]

For the first twenty minutes, I thought I'd made a big mistake by not wearing gloves. It was around 42° at the start and my hands were telling me they weren't happy.

Then the sun crested the treeline and things began to warm up a bit. I ran a decent time— about what I expected, but by mile nine it really can't be called running. It's more akin to stumbling forward and getting my feet out front soon enough to keep from falling flat on my face.

The guy who was using this as a warm-up for the Boston Marathon said I ran 9 minute miles on the way out because I got to the turnaround point before he did. My prediction came to pass though, as he passed me on the way back.


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[Ethical_Slut]

You know what else is great for feet? Pee.

Yup! Urea is an essential ingredient in most foot creams.

 

[Lyricalli]

It would appear the use of Heinz 57 sauce in refried beans is uncharted territory. I can't find a recipe for it.

Heinz 57 in refried beans?

I'm having a little trouble processing that, but I also haven't had Heinz 57 in a very long time, so I can't really remember what it tastes like.

Now, I'm thinking about picking up a bottle of it.

 

[thør]

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[Ethical_Slut]

Laundry
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/11/98/f6/1198f6bc5545075b9418be8b2d097e90.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

You know you've gone pretty far down the rabbit hole when you can't find recipes for things you want to try.

 

[pink]

I love shoes. I adore shoes. I heart shoes.


I guess there is an exception for everything. bleh



https://img1.newchic.com/thumb/large/oaupload/newchic/images/2C/01/028cd188-3735-475c-bfc3-42e527889628.jpg

 

[pink]

Do we have a picture taking thread?

 

[Bookishleigh]

My kind of man is the one whose response to my talk of cutting my hair again is "just leave enough for me to grab."

 

[Fata Morgana]

I go barefoot nearly all the time so my feet are pretty punished. The best cream I've had for them is Balneum which is 5% urea. Neci is right, urea is the key ingredient, nevermind your shea and coconut oil & butters!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Heinz 57 in refried beans?

I'm having a little trouble processing that, but I also haven't had Heinz 57 in a very long time, so I can't really remember what it tastes like.

Now, I'm thinking about picking up a bottle of it.

I never could figure out why people have to refry beans. Why don't they just finish frying them the first time?

Heinz 57 is just katsup with 56 extra ingredients.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I go barefoot nearly all the time so my feet are pretty punished. The best cream I've had for them is Balneum which is 5% urea. Neci is right, urea is the key ingredient, nevermind your shea and coconut oil & butters!

Me too Barefoot is comfortable.

So............. does this mean when I pee in a urinal at the park and it splatters on my feet it's a good thing?