The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Pookie]

I'm having a cup of tea and a rest, can that do, it's really what I need right now rather than an orgasm.

I'll accept that as masturbatory foreplay. Just think "uncle fucknuckle" while you slowly sip and be amazed at the results.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Everyone should be masturbating right now.

My fingers are like fucking prunes.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm having a cup of tea and a rest, can that do, it's really what I need right now rather than an orgasm.

Shaddap and masturbate.

 

[Disgustipated]

Everyone should be masturbating right now.

Wait... You're not?!

Shaddap and masturbate.

Gross.

 

[Pookie]

Wait... You're not?!

Not when you make me stop to reply to your posts!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Pookie]

My fingers are like fucking prunes.

People think I wash dishes all the time.

 

[Pookie]

What about a compromise, suppose someone does it for me and I just keep drinking my tea?

Someone has to be chanting uncle fucknuckle for it to be official.

 

[Greypowerful]

My fingers are like fucking prunes.

Long bath, eh?

 

[Pookie]

Long bath, eh?

There's some splish splashing going on, but I don't think it has anything to do with bathwater.

 

[Greypowerful]

What about a compromise, suppose someone does it for me and I just keep drinking my tea?

Paging Mister Baptist... John THE Baptist!

 

[Fata Morgana]

What about a compromise, suppose someone does it for me and I just keep drinking my tea?

As long as you do the chant. If you do it at midnight in the car looking in the rearview mirror whilst wanking, Uncle Fucknuckles appears on your back seat. Or so the legend says...

 

[Pookie]

As long as you do the chant. If you do it at midnight in the car looking in the rearview mirror whilst wanking, Uncle Fucknuckles appears on your back seat. Or so the legend says...

So THAT's who that was!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Greypowerful]

There's some splish splashing going on, but I don't think it has anything to do with bathwater.

Dipping the digits, are we?

I'd travel a fair distance to see (and assist) you and your distinguished colleague from the UK, in the pursuit of la grand plaisir...

However, The young woman FROM the UK, now ensconced in the Exited States, is safe from my perviness...

 

[Fata Morgana]

So THAT's who that was!

Was it that time he had sunburn cos I thought it was Bloody Mary too! My God how we laughed like drains.

 

[neci]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8

 

[Pookie]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8

He was totally fucknuckling when he came up with that song. *nods*

 

[Greypowerful]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8

Booby Dorkin is NOT a Canadian...

 

[Greypowerful]

Shaddap and masturbate.

I'm not fappable...

 

[Ethical_Slut]

Whatever you say.
https://media.giphy.com/media/38fblIIrHLMPe/giphy.gif

 

[HoHoBomb]

Joy

 

[deehere]

Uncle Fucknuckles
Uncle Fucknuckles
Uncle Fucknuckles

Ferdie Fucknuckles?

 

[gypsyTX]

Gypsy! Some great memories of there!

heh heh heh...good eye!

Salt-rimmed margarita-soaked memories...

Now the weather's overcast and grey again. Gah!

It was so nice to meet you guys! And yes, the margaritas were really good!

Thath pretty funny!

A strange weather day to be on the water.

Pray for me.

I thought you had a special in with the big guy.
Good luck!

Have you ever noticed that the word "fucking" is the greatest word when it comes to alliteration?

Yes! One of my favorites is fucking finally.