The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Saint Peter]

That's how they get you. They convince you it can be done, that you can cheat the cheater. But you can't win. So the only way not to lose is never to play at all.


(This is a metaphor. I leave it to everyone's wisdom to figure out what for.)

Look, they told me I already won. It is a done deal. I have seen the ads before. It can happen!

https://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/22Su-A.jpg

 

[deehere]

I always assumed "here" in deehere refered to where she is which would make it -----> "there" to most of us.

Ha! No, I kind of thought like Dee's here, reporting for duty for comraderie and fun times Just plain old Dee. I

 

[thør]

Look, they told me I already won. It is a done deal. I have seen the ads before. It can happen!

https://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/22Su-A.jpg

Congratulations, you may already be a wiener.

 

[Greypowerful]

Ha! No, I kind of thought like Dee's here, reporting for duty for comraderie and fun times Just plain old Dee. I

You and your dangerous bewbies are ALWAYS welcome here, Dee.

 

[Jamiegeo]

My mom is batshit crazy but sometimes she makes me laugh out loud.

Like this random text:

In an attempt to Return to this page,I admit to tapping the Blue arrow at the top left of that screen shot..Doh! :/

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://practicingnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Quote-7-Stupid-people.jpg

 

[trysail]

The first time you sail to St. Lucia from the north, you spot a very puzzling dragon tooth pattern from far offshore.
It'll drive you crazy if you don't know what it is. It's not 'til you close the island that you realize it's a giant tank farm.



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[JohnnySavage]

Saturday's gun raffle is a Barrett M99 50BMG.

On the one hand - I want it.
On the other - what would I do with it?

 

[Radiohead]

Saturday's gun raffle is a Barrett M99 50BMG.

On the one hand - I want it.
On the other - what would I do with it?

Can you win it, then stage a fake mass murder so finally at least the americans realise that mega killing guns arent a good thing?

And fuck, I had to look it up to confirm the above statement. How is that a raffle item?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Can you win it, then stage a fake mass murder so finally at least the americans realise that mega killing guns arent a good thing?

And fuck, I had to look it up to confirm the above statement. How is that a raffle item?

I don't think I'd classify an M99 as a mega killing gun. It's single shot, bolt action.

The American Legion raffles off a gun every Saturday. Last week was an O/U 20-gauge. Pretty gun, but who needs a 20-gauge?

 

[Radiohead]

I don't think I'd classify an M99 as a mega killing gun. It's single shot, bolt action.

The American Legion raffles off a gun every Saturday. Last week was an O/U 20-gauge. Pretty gun, but who needs a 20-gauge?

Can it be adjusted for a 10 shot mag... and it does shoot 50's

 

[ryan8558]

Saturday's gun raffle is a Barrett M99 50BMG.

On the one hand - I want it.
On the other - what would I do with it?

Command the area around your home out to about 1500 yards.

 

[Radiohead]

Command the area around your home out to about 1500 yards.

I'm pretty sure thats illegal anywhere bar tejas

 

[Wings]

My shoes are the best thing about this day!

 

[Radiohead]

My shoes are the best thing about this day!

As your mother said... blah blah blah, outfits, blah blah blah seeing.

Put out.

 

[Wings]

As your mother said... blah blah blah, outfits, blah blah blah seeing.

Put out.

It was wah wah wah

 

[Radiohead]

It was wah wah wah

[Dont really want to but deleting sexy as fuck legs.]

Yeah, I'll still take that. Thankyou.

Will you (Could you) ever tell your Mom that she was telling you what many guys have been telling you for ages?

 

[Wings]

Yeah, I'll still take that. Thankyou.

Will you (Could you) ever tell your Mom that she was telling you what many guys have been telling you for ages?

That I'm too opinionated and mean?

She tells me that all the time.

 

[Radiohead]

That I'm too opinionated and mean?

She tells me that all the time.

Maybe that too, but I'm assuming the guys that dont work with you dont bitch about it.

Though, while you're about, how goes Chitown once you settled.

 

[Conager]

Saturday's gun raffle is a Barrett M99 50BMG.

On the one hand - I want it.
On the other - what would I do with it?

Shoot things things in the next county.

Can it be adjusted for a 10 shot mag... and it does shoot 50's

No. It's a really big Remmington 700.

Handy if you need to put a round through an engine block. From a mile and a half away.

 

[Wings]

Maybe that too, but I'm assuming the guys that dont work with you dont bitch about it.

Though, while you're about, how goes Chitown once you settled.

I think the guys that do work with me appreciate my ability to get shit done and I'm really not all that mean.

Chitown is amazing but the gloominess is starting to get to me, I'm actually looking forward to Florida sun in a few weeks, and that's saying something considering how much I hate Florida.

I can't wait for summertime though, the concerts, the parks, the ability to wear shorts every day after work, all that.

 

[pointless]

did you know they're coming out with an updated parappa the rapper? well, now you do.

also, kick punch it's all in the mind

 

[Radiohead]

Shoot things things in the next county.



No. It's a really big Remmington 700.

Handy if you need to put a round through an engine block. From a mile and a half away.

He mad me recheck my passover reading, and it just got worse. I mean seriously, if a gun doesnt even bother talking about humans anymore, and a three man team to use it well... Well.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That was a close one: Made it back to my office from the library just as a downpour began.

A new Tom Clancy book. I may wet my pants.

 

[Radiohead]

That was a close one: Made it back to my office from the library just as a downpour began.

A new Tom Clancy book. I may wet my pants.

You sure its not the thought someone else might win the gun and aim it at you?