Have You Ever ... V2

[Taegul]

Guilty to naked in passenger seat. Roof down.

HYE had an orgasm at your desk at work?

At work, yes. Didn't involve a desk though.

HYE had an orgasm in the backseat of a car without anyone in the front seats knowing?

 

[goodlibations78]

At work, yes. Didn't involve a desk though.

HYE had an orgasm in the backseat of a car without anyone in the front seats knowing?

Yes I have, was a long car ride, and there were tissues nearby.

Have you ever had phone sex

 

[Taegul]

Yes I have, was a long car ride, and there were tissues nearby.

Have you ever had phone sex

Yes. Call waiting and wrong numbers both suck!

HYE tried underwater sex?

 

[TiredFingers]

Yes. Call waiting and wrong numbers both suck!

HYE tried underwater sex?

The parts of our bodies having sex were underwater, though I do not think that is what you meant. If you meant entirely underwater, no.

Have you ever had sex with two (or more) people in the same public place, at different times obviously? (Public pool, same place in a park, same theater, etc.) Bonus points for telling us where it was.

 

[coachdb18]

The parts of our bodies having sex were underwater, though I do not think that is what you meant. If you meant entirely underwater, no.

Have you ever had sex with two (or more) people in the same public place, at different times obviously? (Public pool, same place in a park, same theater, etc.) Bonus points for telling us where it was.

Yes... on opposites sides of a kayak in fact... others around who never knew

HYE had sex while camping in a thunderstorm?

 

[TiredFingers]

HYE had sex while camping in a thunderstorm?

Almost, but thankfully no.

I did not actually want to have sex with her in the first place but was obligated. It was a blind date camping trip, something I advice you never to do. She was the friend of the girlfriend of my friend: the four of us were on the trip together. Luckily, the storm scared the girls, so we packed up and gave up, heading home. Luckily my date got the hint that I had not wanted to fuck her and let it go.

HYE fucked someone because you felt you were obligated for one reason or the other, then enjoyed it so much you wanted to do her/him again?

 

[Taegul]

Almost, but thankfully no.

I did not actually want to have sex with her in the first place but was obligated. It was a blind date camping trip, something I advice you never to do. She was the friend of the girlfriend of my friend: the four of us were on the trip together. Luckily, the storm scared the girls, so we packed up and gave up, heading home. Luckily my date got the hint that I had not wanted to fuck her and let it go.

HYE fucked someone because you felt you were obligated for one reason or the other, then enjoyed it so much you wanted to do her/him again?

Nope. 'Obligated' doesn't cut it for me.

HYE fell asleep during sex?

 

[meop79]

no...

HYE been slapped for asking a question?

 

[TiredFingers]

no...

HYE been slapped for asking a question?

Yes. Asked a girl why she would not sleep with me after having slept with just about every other guy in our group.

HYE had sex with someone for the first time MORE than a decade after you first thought of having sex with them?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes. Asked a girl why she would not sleep with me after having slept with just about every other guy in our group.

HYE had sex with someone for the first time MORE than a decade after you first thought of having sex with them?

No. But there are people from my past that would certainly get my attention again if they wanted to.

HYE had an affair?

 

[Paul_Chance]

No. But there are people from my past that would certainly get my attention again if they wanted to.

HYE had an affair?

Yes. I'd recommend it at least once in your life, a true full blown affair.

HYE known anyone with a "watching ordinary television" fetish?

 

[awired50]

Yes. I'd recommend it at least once in your life, a true full blown affair.

HYE known anyone with a "watching ordinary television" fetish?

Yes. Many Trekkies.

HYE caused injury to yourself masturbating?

 

[default24]

Yes. Many Trekkies.

HYE caused injury to yourself masturbating?

Oh yes. I feel like every guy learns the importance of lube/reducing friction the hard way. It SUCKED being a teen and having erections hurt for like a week.

HYE broken anything during sex?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Oh yes. I feel like every guy learns the importance of lube/reducing friction the hard way. It SUCKED being a teen and having erections hurt for like a week.

HYE broken anything during sex?

Furniture. No body parts.

HYE had anyone tell you that you talk too much during sex?

 

[SultryKitten75]

Furniture. No body parts.

HYE had anyone tell you that you talk too much during sex?

No. I've always had compliments, on my verbal skills.

HYE donned a bondage hood?

 

[Quest32]

No. I've always had compliments, on my verbal skills.

HYE donned a bondage hood?

No. Nobody ever asked me to.

HYE been surprised during sex by your dog licking your ass unexpectedly

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

No. Nobody ever asked me to.

HYE been surprised during sex by your dog licking your ass unexpectedly

Never. Which is surprising as she believes this is her bed and noone elses.

Hye watched a tv show while someone gave you oral?

 

[TiredFingers]

Hye watched a tv show while someone gave you oral?

Yes, sort of. I mentioned the blow job scene in "Disclosure" -- the Demi Moore/Michael Douglas movie -- to a GF, and she told me had never seen it. I had it on DVD, so I played it ... and again ... and again as she blew me. I can't remember how many times I ran it back until I finally came. Wow, that was fun.

HYE tried to act out an erotic scene from a movie only to have to give up because either things got too hot and you went a different erotic direction or you just had to give up because it wasn't doing it for you? And if the answer is yes, which of the two was it?

 

[awired50]

HYE tried to act out an erotic scene from a movie only to have to give up because either things got too hot and you went a different erotic direction or you just had to give up because it wasn't doing it for you? And if the answer is yes, which of the two was it?

Yes. but things got too hot

HYE been caught red handed (faced) ?

 

[TiredFingers]

HYE been caught red handed (faced) ?

I'm assuming you mean caught having sex, either alone (masturbating) or with someone else. Yes, to both.

I was beating off in the bathroom at home and my step mom, who was only 9 years older than me, heard me apparently. She asked me about it later, wanting to have a heart to heart conversation about sex and sexuality. I denied having been doing it, telling her it was embarrassing to talk about this with her, particularly since I'd been fantasizing about doing her (which, of course, I didn't tell her). Years later, after she and my father had split up, I bumped into her. She was still looking good and I wanted to fuck her, but I could tell from her attitude that she wouldn't so I didn't ask. I wish I would have at least asked.

As far as getting caught fucking, too many times to count. I had my face buried in a one night stand's pussy once when she freaked and I looked to the bedroom door to find her 4 year old daughter watching. Oops. Once when I was without transportation, my girl friend and I were parked in my great aunt's car in a park once, which resulting in the cop's question, "Does your aunt know what you're doing in her car?" That caused my girlfriend to laugh hysterically ... thanks sweetie. Once I got caught in bed with the older, sleazier sister of the girl I'd been trying to fuck but with whom I'd gotten no where. (Needless to say I never did. Again, oops.) And others.

HYE been caught having sex with someone who you swore to your friends you would never have sex, for one reason or another? Bonus question: what was the reason?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE been caught having sex with someone who you swore to your friends you would never have sex, for one reason or another? Bonus question: what was the reason?

Nope. I don't remember ever swearing to my friends about not having sex with someone.

Have you ever had sex with someone's friend after being turned down by that someone?

 

[Misha_Davis]

Nope. I don't remember ever swearing to my friends about not having sex with someone.

Have you ever had sex with someone's friend after being turned down by that someone?

No, that I never have done

Have you ever had your postal carrier deliver you a package that was obviously sexual in nature from the packaging or the return address?

 

[base10]

No, that I never have done

Have you ever had your postal carrier deliver you a package that was obviously sexual in nature from the packaging or the return address?

Nope, just blank Amazon boxes. Plus I couldn't pick my postal carrier out of a police line up, so who cares.

Have you ever made awkward chit-chat with a chaser when buying something sexual (especially kinky) in nature?

 

[TiredFingers]

Have you ever had your postal carrier deliver you a package that was obviously sexual in nature from the packaging or the return address?

No, but I once worked Christmas for Fedex, and I had to explain to a woman that we had had to repackage and retape her package of sex toys after it had been crushed. She was a bit embarrassed, of course.

HYE not been able to figure a sex toy out?

 

[base10]

No, but I once worked Christmas for Fedex, and I had to explain to a woman that we had had to repackage and retape her package of sex toys after it had been crushed. She was a bit embarrassed, of course.

HYE not been able to figure a sex toy out?

Technically no, trying to derive the pleasure it's supposed to provide yes. I've still not been able to get the explosive orgasms via prostate massagers that I've heard so much about.

HYE shown anybody you're not fucking your sex toy collection?