What's the quickest way to 100?

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

You should be fine. But im sure that mengled mess of hair you leave on the soap will be glad to run down the drain

I buy extra strength Drano at Sams Club.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I buy extra strength Drano at Sams Club.

I knew you were a smart guy.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I knew you were a smart guy.

I like baconwrappedtitties. Im brilliant.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I like baconwrappedtitties. Im brilliant.

I suggest letting bacon cool before wrapping.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I like baconwrappedtitties. Im brilliant.

Post some photos of your wife, mother, cat with bacon wrapped titties. You'll get a whole new fresh audience of perverts.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I suggest letting bacon cool before wrapping.

No pain no gain.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Post some photos of your wife, mother, cat with bacon wrapped titties. You'll get a whole new fresh audience of perverts.

There's a Hallmark card waiting to happen somewhere there.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

No pain no gain.

Well you fry it up naked and then we will talk.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Well you fry it up naked and then we will talk.

I do. Those aren't freckles on my penis.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Well you fry it up naked and then we will talk.

Hot bacon can cause nipple burn.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I do. Those aren't freckles on my penis.

That's your penis? I thought it was a freckle.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

That's your penis? I thought it was a freckle.

If that were the case my crotch would look like Edward Scissor Hands.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I do. Those aren't freckles on my penis.

Someone just told me chicks dig scars.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Someone just told me chicks dig scars.

My crotch looks like a teens face prior to Proactive.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

My crotch looks like a teens face prior to Proactive.

Then im sure your cock brings in the chicks by the masses

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Then im sure your cock brings in the chicks by the masses

I'm the penis pied piper.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I'm the penis pied piper.

I hope you use that as the tag line of your Christmas cards

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I hope you use that as the tag line of your Christmas cards

I do and when you open the cards it plays the song "Mmmm Bop"

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

I do and when you open the cards it plays the song "Mmmm Bop"

Fuck. I hope 2017 is my year to be on that list

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Fuck. I hope 2017 is my year to be on that list

Depends how you walk your dog.

 

[ydahecnot]

This has Clowns written all over it

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

This has Clowns written all over it

I don't think anyone is hiding anything. This Clowns guy sounds cool as hell though.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

Depends how you walk your dog.

Well. My dogs walk them selves. They stay in the yard when told. Except when in heat. Mine are not allergic to grass but are serious pansy ass bitches who hate wet grass. They drive me crazy. 75 pounds of pansy ass bitch.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

Well. My dogs walk them selves. They stay in the yard when told. Except when in heat. Mine are not allergic to grass but are serious pansy ass bitches who hate wet grass. They drive me crazy. 75 pounds of pansy ass bitch.

That's not good. Mine are legitimate bitches but no heat. No bingo dots on my carpet or couches.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

That's not good. Mine are legitimate bitches but no heat. No bingo dots on my carpet or couches.

Only 1 isn't fixed. She goes next month.